DMing, the only time I seem to play is @ Gen Con these days. Also do a lot of world building concepts.
The following post is a work of fictional humour. None of the people, places or events exist as depicted.
Certainly not!Are you sure, I'm getting horrible flashbacks to a repressed memory of a 'game' I was present at. I can't say played, but I was certainly present while the DM read at us from his 'novel'.
Certainly not!
I would have been more inventive with names than that!
No, I merely synthesized it from online stories and a few personal experiences. To be honest, I had deja vu afterwards, as if I had heard the story before! But, no, it's simply made to sound familiar to most RPG players.
Perhaps too familiar.