DrunkonDuty
he/him
The Paranoia stories above reminded me of this one:
About a year ago I was playing in a con game of Paranoia with a friend. He'd never played Paranoia before. The game is the usual frantic mess of treason, explosions, death and hilarity.
At the end of the game my friend says smugly "Heh, I was the only one who got through that game without losing a single clone."
I patted him on the shoulder in a sympathetic way and said (even more smugly) "Don't worry. If you play it a bit more you'll get the hang of it."
About a year ago I was playing in a con game of Paranoia with a friend. He'd never played Paranoia before. The game is the usual frantic mess of treason, explosions, death and hilarity.
At the end of the game my friend says smugly "Heh, I was the only one who got through that game without losing a single clone."
I patted him on the shoulder in a sympathetic way and said (even more smugly) "Don't worry. If you play it a bit more you'll get the hang of it."