OOC: I don't mind if it takes longer, though we should probably limit ourselves to a two flag match. So here's my challenge:
Gorm Twoface
(White Belt (0 : 1), no Yen or possessions)
The ground trembles and a group of peasants hurries past you, clearly afraid of something. One of them turns to you and shouts:
"Run, there's an ogre coming this way!"
But this cowardly advice only makes you want to see more. Soon enough, a terrifying creature comes into view. Man-shaped, but nearly 3 m tall and featuring two heads, this beast is really an abomination of nature.
So far, the giant has not noticed you, for his two heads are quarelling. One of them, covered with a huge mass of tangled hair, seems to be unhappy about something:
"Stoopid Kalanyr thing! Immune to Thunder and Thunder is what I do best."
The second head, bald but with a carefully trimmed goatee - the envy of aspiring villains everywhere - is also not in a good mood:
"Shut up already! If you had ground him into pulp like I told you, there would have been no doubt about the outcome. The real problem is that people don't respect us ogres anymore, like they used to. These self-appointed heroes are simply getting to cocky. Time to remind them...
Hey, what have we got here?"
The ogre has now come so close that you can smell the foul animal hides that cling to his blueish skin. And the monstrosity has finally noticed you:
"Ho, you descendant of half-witted peasants! Get out of my way, before I squish you. Your kind doesn't make a decent meal. I just gnawed some bones from that decrepict graveyard over there and you don't look like you have much more flesh on you.
What's that, you going to fight me? Laughable, you look like you couldn't tell a sword's blade from its hilt!"
I find your grandfather to be boorish, your cemetery to be squandered, and your training to be awful.