Rogues Do It From Behind: Essentials Edition

[NMcCoy]

Thieves do it with tricky motions.
Slayers do it without thinking about it.
Knights do it with anything that moves (or shifts, or attacks an ally).
Mages do it after a lot of preparation.
Sentinels do it with their loyal animal companion.
Warpriests... I dunno. Your turn.

 

[Aberzanzorax]

Warpriests do it while saying "Oh God!"

 

[Joshua Randall]

Cavaliers do it while mounted.
Hexblades do it using a magic weapon.

 

[El Mahdi]

Bards do it to music.
Druids do it outside.
Necromancers do it in a graveyard.
Assassins do it in the dark.

 

[Remathilis]

Warpriests do it for their God.
Cavaliers do it on a horse.
Hexblades do it kinda creepy-like.
Scouts do it in the woods.
Hunters do it with a bow on top.
Executioners do it and leave no evidence behind.

 

[StreamOfTheSky]

Barbarians do it screaming.
Fighters lack the skill set to do it very well.
Bards do it rhythmically.
Rogues do it silently.
Artificers build things to do it for them.
Ninjas do it all the time, but no one ever notices.
Rangers prefer to do it alone.
Wizards always want to rest for a day before doing it.
Crusaders have the stamina to never stop doing it.
Psions like to do it bound and gagged, just to show off.
Monks can do it with any part of their bodies, even with their hands full.

 

[StreamOfTheSky]

By specialist school!

Abjurors always do it with protection.
Conjurors do it with groups.
Diviners prefer to relax at home and scry on others doing it.
Enchanters get you to do it with a smile.
Evokers can't do it without causing massive property damage.
Illusionists can simulate doing it.
Necromancers do it in unspeakable ways.
Transmuters are constantly finding new forms of doing it.

[sblock]Ok, Necromancy and Enchantment have a lot of good jokes that I just plain can't make, and the Necro line I ended up with was an especially lame filler. I think this one is safe, mods can delete if not.

Necromancers who do it give new meaning to the phrase "jump your bones."
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[StreamOfTheSky]

Factotums are the Rule 34 of D&D: Anything you can think of, they've done it. No exceptions.


Come on! No one else has any?

 

[Klaus]

Scouts, Hunters and Sentinels have a knack for it.
Thieves do it with tricky moves.
Knights and Slayers just do the basics.
Warpriests are devoted to it.
Mages do it after preparation.
Cavaliers do it virtuously.
Hexblades do it with toys.

 

[Stormonu]

Fighters make everyone come and get it.