Rrai beats off the white belt!

[Darkwolf]

<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: I find your gardener to be murderous, your marketplace to be hellish, and your chi to be annoying.
<Rrai> !mb ybinsult
<MeowthBot> Rrai: I find your father to be mad, your temple to be haunted, and your skill to be forgettable.
<Darkwolf> mad father and forgettable skill can easily beat annoying chi
<Darkwolf> insults Rrai
<Darkwolf> !mb ybmaster
*** sineater has joined #ybfight
<MeowthBot> Darkwolf: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the river south of Xiang-Xia Province on the dusk of the toad.
<Rrai> Rrai-kesh
<Rrai> Green belt D1
<Rrai> Yen: 0
<Rrai> Signature Styles: Panther, Tiger, Wolf
<Rrai> Dojo Style: Phoenix(from Darkwolf's Dojo)
<Rrai> Fist of Fury (x1)
<Rrai> Chi Strike
<Rrai> Master of Emotions
<Rrai> Item: Battle cat, Gal-kerr; Powers: Tiger Sig. Style
<Darkwolf> ok..
* PeterthePeon White Belt 0-0 Future Master Sash
<Darkwolf> just keep telling yourself that white belt boy
<GrayDoom> ok, that's it
<GrayDoom> peter is getting a beat down by gray after this fight
<Rrai> 3 flag standard
<Darkwolf> you're first Rrai
<Rrai> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai: The turtle rends the city; shields the tempest of the body! *yen*
<Rrai> fof
<Rrai> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai: The relentless sword severs the forest; shreds the chaos of the honor!
<Rrai> done!
<Darkwolf> (I wish I could have gotten moves like that when fighting all those white belts yesterday)
<Rrai> dang, possible fight winning combo there!
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The fox annihilates the wastelands so it quells the Desert of Gems; calmly fends off the chi of the lightbeam! *yen*
<PeterthePeon> HA!
<Rrai> dang!!!
<Rrai> it's gonna be close!
<Darkwolf> ow...that fox is going to overtake the turtle with the 2 hit move...
<Darkwolf> Point Peter; 2 yen Peter
<Darkwolf> 1 flag Peter; 0 flags Rrai
<PeterthePeon> YAY YAY
<Rrai> dangit!
<Rrai> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai: The fang spins above the marsh; negates the speed of the shadow!
<Rrai> done
<PeterthePeon> Master Sash is coming!!!!
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The fan prances through the desert; moves from the cut of the shield!
<Rrai> puuhleeeease...
* PeterthePeon is strutting
<Darkwolf> Rrai wins on xp...
<PeterthePeon> BOOOOO!
<Darkwolf> Point Rrai; 1 flag all
<Rrai> don't you mean all flags neutral?
<Darkwolf> oops..standard...
<Darkwolf> all flags neutral
<Rrai> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai: The thorn burns the tower and becomes one with the soul; dodges the foray of the teardrop!
<Rrai> done
<PeterthePeon> oooooh
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The scorpion speaks above the savanna; defends against the drive of the lava!
<Darkwolf> (/me dislike standard fights....they take to dang long)
<Rrai> sorry, my best shot for winning... wouldn't do it on the boards, but here it's tolerable.
<PeterthePeon> Rrai is afraid!
<Darkwolf> cant disagree with the thorn that is one with the soul...
<Darkwolf> Point Rrai!
<Darkwolf> 1 flag Rrai
<Rrai> great, a scardy cat!
<Rrai> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai: The chopstick thrusts the coast; blocks the stab of the void!
<Rrai> done
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<PeterthePeon> oooooh
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The scorpion speaks above the savanna; defends against the drive of the lava!
<Darkwolf> (/me dislike standard fights....they take to dang long)
<Rrai> sorry, my best shot for winning... wouldn't do it on the boards, but here it's tolerable.
<PeterthePeon> Rrai is afraid!
<Darkwolf> cant disagree with the thorn that is one with the soul...
<Darkwolf> Point Rrai!
<Darkwolf> 1 flag Rrai
<Rrai> great, a scardy cat!
<Rrai> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai: The chopstick thrusts the coast; blocks the stab of the void!
<Rrai> done
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The thunder punches on top of the canyon; parts the foray of the fortress!
<Rrai> if it goes too long DW, we can call for a SD.
<Darkwolf> Point Rrai for synergy and somewhat of a helping defense
<Darkwolf> 2 flags Rrai
<Rrai> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai: The needle vanquishes the mountain; wards off the throw of the ember!
<Rrai> chi strike! done
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The scorpion vanquishes the spring; parries the pain of the mind!
<Darkwolf> well...when similar moves come up....you know who wins
<PeterthePeon> me
<Darkwolf> no synergy either...
<Darkwolf> Point and match Rrai
<PeterthePeon> Everyone into yb for craps!
<Darkwolf> Rrai..you regain your honor -> Green 0
<Darkwolf> Peter, you stay a whitebelt but get 2 yen ;p

 

[Darkwolf]

<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: I find your dog to be slovenly, your marketplace to be unusable, and your insult to be child-like.
<Rrai-kesh> !mb ybinsult
<MeowthBot> Rrai-kesh: I find your uncle to be mad, your basement to be tattered, and your style to be grating.
* PeterthePeon wins by default
* Rrai-kesh thinks Peter is a bit presumptuous
<Rrai-kesh> Dang! You insulted my insult!
<GrayDoom> "I find your insult to be insulting" -- now that would be a great insult
<Darkwolf> a slovenly dog and an insult to your insult....
<Darkwolf> insults Peter
<PeterthePeon> 3 flag speed strat
<Darkwolf> judge or self gen
<Rrai-kesh> judge gened or no?
<PeterthePeon> judge
<PeterthePeon> less work for me
-> *meowthbot* ybhand
<Rrai-kesh> me and strat matches just don't seem to get along very well...
<Darkwolf> Rrai:
<Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 1: The thorn brutally brutalizes the plain; roughly conceals the roar of the mind as it unrelentingly avoids the onslaught of the body! *yen*
<Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 2: The claw breaks the river; averts the offensive of the steel!
<Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 3: The rat swims next to the desert; painfully conceals the storm of the sun!
<Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 4: The lizard flips by the fountain; parts the rolling of the four winds!
<Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 5: The fist poetically leaps over the tower as it annihilates the ki; avoids the thrust of the weapon!
<Darkwolf> Peter:
<Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 1: The west wind flips before the caves; wards off the violence of the stars!
<Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 2: The northstar drops within the temple; silences the rising of the flame!
<Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 3: The sword slides with the village; protects against the punch of the comet!
<Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 4: The fox brutalizes the ricefield when it withers the amphibian; dodges the stab of the stone!
<Darkwolf> <MeowthBot> 5: The thunder rains upon the island; guards against the push of the moon!
<PeterthePeon> MASTERS
<Darkwolf> !mb ybmaster
<MeowthBot> Darkwolf: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the grotto north of the Cherry Blossom Pagoda on the morning of the raven.
<Rrai-kesh> brb
<Rrai-kesh> 2: The claw breaks the river; averts the offensive of the steel!
<Rrai-kesh> done
<PeterthePeon> The fox brutalizes the ricefield when it withers the amphibian; dodges the stab of the stone!
<Darkwolf> hmm
<Darkwolf> going to have to side with the brutalization...
<Darkwolf> Point Peter; 1 flag Peter; 0 flags Rrai
* PeterthePeon likes brutalisation
<Rrai-kesh> If you liked that, then you'll LOVE this:
<Rrai-kesh> 1: The thorn brutally brutalizes the plain; roughly conceals the roar of the mind as it unrelentingly avoids the onslaught of the body! *yen*
<Rrai-kesh> fof
<Rrai-kesh> The lizard flips by the fountain; parts the rolling of the four winds!
<Rrai-kesh> done
<PeterthePeon> The sword slides with the village; protects against the punch of the comet!
<Darkwolf> uh...yea...um...sure..
<Darkwolf> Point and fof Rrai
<Darkwolf> 2 flags Rria; 1 flag Peter
<Rrai-kesh> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai-kesh: The vine tumbles by the vale; parries the rising of the shield and swims across the aggression of the scythe!
<Darkwolf> eh?
<Rrai-kesh> D'oh! sorry.
<Rrai-kesh> just a sec...
<PeterthePeon> cheat cheat
<Rrai-kesh> The fist poetically leaps over the tower as it annihilates the ki; avoids the thrust of the weapon!
<PeterthePeon> default win me
<Rrai-kesh> habit
<Rrai-kesh> sorry
<Darkwolf> how?
<Rrai-kesh> just typed it in out of habit before remembering that the hands were pre-genned...
<PeterthePeon> The thunder rains upon the island; guards against the push of the moon!
* Darkwolf wonders if that fist is attached to superman...
<Darkwolf> heh...I like that fist move...
<Darkwolf> Point and match Rrai
<PeterthePeon> BOO!
* Rrai-kesh jumps for joy!!
<PeterthePeon> Whoop Dee Do - beat a White Belt. Big, tough, honour fighter
<Darkwolf> sorry...that fist move just sounded cool...
* PeterthePeon is ready to go again
<Rrai-kesh> Hey, don't care, I'm back to where I started today.
* PeterthePeon holds no grudges
<Darkwolf> fight me...get 6 free ranks
<Rrai-kesh> I can go one last time Peter...
<Rrai-kesh> !mb ybinsult
<MeowthBot> Rrai-kesh: I find your Master to be bland, your graveyard to be ill-conceived, and your karate to be sloppy.
<PeterthePeon> Rrai-kesh seems a little eager...
<PeterthePeon> I'll take you next, if I lose, DW
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybinsult
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: I find your ancestor to be rude, your well to be decayed, and your shield to be empty.
<PeterthePeon> How dare you knock my karate
<Darkwolf> insults Rrai-kesh by a large margin
<Rrai-kesh> 3 flag speed
<Rrai-kesh> masters?
<Darkwolf> !mb ybmaster
<MeowthBot> Darkwolf: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the island south-west of Xiang-Xia Province on the night of the toad.
<Darkwolf> (sorry..was tell Dalamar to remove dicebot)
<Rrai-kesh> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai-kesh: The fist strikes over the madlands; absorbs the punch of the snow!
<PeterthePeon> done?
<Rrai-kesh> done
<Rrai-kesh> sorry
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The hammer slays the garden; wards off the roar of the rainbow!
<Darkwolf> this fist isn't attached to superman.....
<Darkwolf> Point Peter
<Darkwolf> 1 flag Peter; 0 flags Rrai
<Rrai-kesh> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai-kesh: The tiger appears from the mountain; redirects the storm of the arrow!
<Rrai-kesh> done
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The thorn tracks with the savanna; defends against the assailment of the fortress!
<Darkwolf> thorns can be likened to arrows...
<Rrai-kesh> if my item has that sig style too, I get another point, right?
<GrayDoom> yes
<Darkwolf> no assailment of fortresses going on..
<Darkwolf> goes to xp...which Rrai wins..
<Darkwolf> point, style, style Rai
<Darkwolf> insults Rrai-kesh by a large margin
<Rrai-kesh> 3 flag speed
<Rrai-kesh> masters?
<Darkwolf> !mb ybmaster
<MeowthBot> Darkwolf: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the island south-west of Xiang-Xia Province on the night of the toad.
<Darkwolf> (sorry..was tell Dalamar to remove dicebot)
<Rrai-kesh> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai-kesh: The fist strikes over the madlands; absorbs the punch of the snow!
<PeterthePeon> done?
<Rrai-kesh> done
<Rrai-kesh> sorry
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The hammer slays the garden; wards off the roar of the rainbow!
<Darkwolf> this fist isn't attached to superman.....
<Darkwolf> Point Peter
<Darkwolf> 1 flag Peter; 0 flags Rrai
<Rrai-kesh> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai-kesh: The tiger appears from the mountain; redirects the storm of the arrow!
<Rrai-kesh> done
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The thorn tracks with the savanna; defends against the assailment of the fortress!
<Darkwolf> thorns can be likened to arrows...
<Rrai-kesh> if my item has that sig style too, I get another point, right?
<GrayDoom> yes
<Darkwolf> no assailment of fortresses going on..
<Darkwolf> goes to xp...which Rrai wins..
<Darkwolf> point, style, style Rai
<Darkwolf> match Rrai
* PeterthePeon is unimpressed
<Darkwolf> Rrai - Green 2
<Rrai-kesh> Thanks all, I gotta go now. See ya later all. I'll post YBA as soon as I can DW.
<Darkwolf> Peter white belt 0-3
* Rrai-kesh does the happy Tiger dance!!
<PeterthePeon> And I've just had to dole out a win to GKs arch-nemesis
<Darkwolf> let me get some logging done
<Rrai-kesh> 3 wins for the dojo DW!
* Darkwolf sings "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok..."
<PeterthePeon> Soon to be balanced by a loss, by the Dojo Master, to a White Belt...