[SammichCon Publishing] New PDF Announcement (Looking for Submissions)

[reveal]

SammichCon Publishing proudly announces that we are working on a new PDF entitled "That's What She Said! (The How-To-Guide on Inserting Innuendos Into Your RPG)". I have just started writing the text, so we're nowhere near complete. However, I am looking for submissions.

I will need innuendos that can be used in the following RPG genres:

• Cyberpunk
• Historical
• Horror
• Fantasy
• Modern
• Science Fiction
• Superheroes
• World of Darkness

A couple of conditions for submission:

1. They must be subtle. If it's too overt, it will not be included.
2. It must be funny if followed by the phrase "That's what she said!"

There is no timeline here, but feel free to send your ideas as often as you want. You can either post them here, PM them to me, or e-mail them to me at reveal at cox dot net.

I look forward to your ideas.

 

[Charke]

Could you give us a few examples?

How much writing are you talking about?

I assume this is a work-for-credit deal. I'm currious because it sounds like fun and it would be a break from bashing my head on the keyboard trying to produce the next big d20 product for a market that is all mixed up right now.

Mark Charke

 

[reveal]

Could you give us a few examples?

How much writing are you talking about?

I assume this is a work-for-credit deal. I'm currious because it sounds like fun and it would be a break from bashing my head on the keyboard trying to produce the next big d20 product for a market that is all mixed up right now.

Mark Charke

I just need innuendos. Here are a couple of examples I have come up with:

Historical RPG - "You and your squad take the left flank!"

Horror RPG - "The tentacled monstrosity made me avert my eyes."

Modern RPG - "Is that the only color it comes in?"

Follow each of these with "That's What She Said!" and hilarity will ensue. I will take as many, or as few, submissions as you want to give.

 

[Bretbo]

Science Fiction - "Why don't you get a robot to help you"
Fantasy - "Anyone got a 10 foot pole?"
Supers - "I've got something in my Utility Belt for that."

 

[Sheridan]

Cyberpunk - "Connection established. Transfer initiated."
Historical - "Scouts report a lone Trojan in the valley."
Horror - "I was seduced by the promise of power."
Fantasy - "It's a magical bo staff.", "It's a Staff of Power", "Of course the staff is magical!"
Modern - "She may not look like much, but she's study, and sure to get you where you need to go.", "A smooth ride at a good price."
Science Fiction - "Docking procedue initiated."
Superheroes - "SHAZAM!"

-Scott Moore (Sheridan)

 

[pseudodragon]

Here's one.

How about:

Fantasy - "Are you sure that's big enough to leave the scabbard by itself?"
Science Fiction - "I've got something to energize those crystals!"
Historical/Science Fiction - "Prepare to be boarded."
Science Fiction - "Engage emergency thrusters!"
Modern - "I'm built for comfort, not for speed."
Horror - "It's alive!! It's alive!!!"
Superheroes - "He was faster than a speeding bullet."

Let me know if you use any of these. Thanks.

-Gary