Save the Hive, Save the ENWorld!

[Knightfall]

I exist. I eat, therefore I am.

I exist. See sig for proof.

 

[Knightfall]

No you don't. It has been mathematically proved so it must be true. See:

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

That would be me.

 

[Relique du Madde]

I exist. See sig for proof.

I thought proof was in the pudding.

 

[Knightfall]

I thought proof was in the pudding.

Only if it's chocolate pudding.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Only if it's chocolate pudding.

I like the chocolate/vanilla swirl ice cream from Sweet Tomatoes.

Or peanut butter cup ice cream from blue bunny.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Only if it's chocolate pudding.

Then Bill Cosby must know the truth!

 

[Knightfall]

Then Bill Cosby must know the truth!

Yes, he is the pudding truth master of the world.

 

[Knightfall]

I like the chocolate/vanilla swirl ice cream from Sweet Tomatoes.

Or peanut butter cup ice cream from blue bunny.

I've never been a big pudding person, but I'm definitely an ice cream freakazoid.

Dairy Queen rocks!

 

[Relique du Madde]

Blue Bunny. Sweet Tomatoes. Dairy Queen? What ever! It's All about Cold Stone and Rite Aide's Thrifty's Icecream*!


*I am well aware that Thrffy's ice cream is the in on the low rung of ice cream... but sometimes, eating crappy ice cream is better then eating no ice cream at all.

CLARIFICATION: Cold Stone Creamery's ice cream isn't crappy, just Thrify's..

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

I see you got the point .


Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy FTW!

Thanks to Heisenbergs Uncertainty Principle, we can still explain the existence of us - we're just a quantum fluctuation. The rate of change in the population of humans (or anything) and the actual population are certainly just as correlated as location and velocity, hence the product of both cannot be zero.

In other words - while overall, there is _nothing_ going on if you sum it all up, there are some fluctuation (but overall, they cancel each other out).

Well, this is an old theory of mine, at least. I even "published" it once, in an article of our "Abizeitung"...