Shemeska's Planescape Storyhour (Updated 29 Jan 2014)

Shemeska

Adventurer
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Siddhartha was standing again.

“What the hell…” Florian sputtered breathlessly as all color drained from her face.

Siddhartha chuckled as he brushed at his clothing from where he had fallen, and then glanced down at the crossbow bolt buried in his chest like it was a splinter. The blood was gone, vanished, evaporated, and a moment later the fiend plucked the bolt from the wound without so much as a wince and it sealed like it had never been there.

“What the bloody hell…” Florian sputtered again, absolutely deflated from her exuberance of seconds prior.

The fiend laughed, and tossed the crossbow bolt to the side like a piece of trash, a contemptuous, gloating smirk playing across his face.

“You have absolutely no idea what it is that you blundered into.” Siddhartha said, his tail twitching erratically like a demon’s metronome. “All because of that idiot Baatezu on behalf of the f*cking Lord of the 5th. Their curiosity, all on behalf of Tiamat by way of Vlaakith, that rotting mortal’s corpse too long awaiting a grave… it has become a problem.”

Siddhartha’s voice was changing as he spoke. The mellifluous, cultured, nearly poetic tones of the exiled Rakshasa were bleeding away, leaving only the hatred behind, a slick and sickening tone like drops of acid on the mind.

“A f*cking deity.” The fiend said with utter contempt. “Her stupid prodding of the Baatezu was trouble enough, but they could be easily manipulated from other directions. You though have proven unfortunate.”

His lips were no longer moving, but he was still speaking to them, his voice simply resonating in their heads, seeping like an infection into their brains, and coiling around their neurons like a clutch of vipers.

“Oh sh*t…” Clueless blurted out as he realized that he had felt the same mental intrusion before, or rather one very much like it, in the city of Center.

Siddhartha’s eyes: they were glowing a harsh and angry red, shifting to orange, fading to violet, dancing between colors. There was a single final smirk upon the Rakshasa’s face before his features melted away, running like hot wax as he dropped all pretensions of being what he had claimed and appeared to be.

Gone was the elegantly dressed, tiger headed fiend from Acheron. Gone was the lawful but bloodthirsty tyrant wrapped in the guise of nobility. All that remained was a tall, gaunt figure in a flowing black robe with its featureless, elongated cranium, without mouth, without nose, with only the burning eyes of an Ultroloth.

Elation at striking what had seemed a mortal blow on Siddhartha was replaced by shock and fear. An Ultroloth. That changed everything. Every inconsistency from before fell into place as everything else was screaming ‘you’re f*cked’.

Of all of them, only Kiro showed no horrified shock or surprise. In fact, his feelings were more along the lines of calm, measured confirmation of something already suspected. What he’d been told was correct, though that should have come as no surprise in and of itself either; it was rare for them to be wrong before dispatching one of his kind. More thought and more confirmation would come later though.

“I cannot suffer yet another setback at your hands!” The words exploded in their minds with white-hot ferocity, a fraction of the Ultroloth’s own experience in failure translating in the words spoken as tiny white motes of light erupting across their vision.

Somewhere behind them, where it had been lurking for some time awaiting the command of its master, something swam through the stone of the palace foundations, and the floor silently rippled like water.

“I will not open myself to that misery once more!” The yugoloth screamed into their minds. “You have no idea what – agony - you caused me! You cannot understand what she did to me because of you!”

There was virtually no warning to what happened next as the Ultroloth gestured with an outstretched hand and a chaotic stream of color burst from his palm. As the streams of acid, flame, crackling lightning, and other effects swallowed the group, the ‘loth’s defensive contingencies triggered.

The prismatic spray had done its damage, with Skalliska, Florian, and Clueless burned and singed to one degree or another, but they had managed to avoid any of the spell’s more deadly potential effects. However, just as they managed to recover from that first sudden wave of magic, the ‘loth prepared to cast again, and its lurking watchdog of a creation burst from the ground.

Fyrehowl barely managed to evade the creature as its head and serpentine body broke the surface of the stone floor like a sea-serpent cresting to attack a merchant ship. The creature was a construct, and obviously so. The ‘loth had already shown itself to be fond of such unthinking servants, and this one was no different, if significantly larger than the others.

The beast was constructed of segments of gleaming steel, each sculpted and articulated as individual scales on a true serpent or drake, or at least that was the creature’s initial appearance as it lunged at the lupinal and belatedly slapped its tail into Toras’s chest. The Cipher dove and tumbled out of the way, but the edges of her fur briefly caught fire as the flank of the creature’s body rushed past her and back into the stone like the floor was some calcified ocean.

As it happened, the construct wasn’t made out of steel, even if its surface gleamed with the appearance of such. No, the metallic skin of the creature was simply white hot, and as it ripped free from the stone a second time, there were clearly visible bursts of flame erupting from between its scales, where major portions of its body had been engraved with arcane symbols, and also glowing in the depths of its maw like some hellish vault.

Burned by the last pass of the construct, Skalliska hissed and tossed a crackling arc of lightning at the ‘loth from the tip of a wand. Rakshasas were immune to such magic, but Ultroloths were not, at least not by default. Unfortunately the ‘loth had defensive measures in place, they’d been required for posing as a largely magic immune Rakshasa, and the bolt of electricity was snuffed out several feet before it would have struck its target.

“He’s got a globe of invulnerability of some sort!” Tristol shouted out in warning as he hurled a cone of cold onto the face of the oncoming serpentine construct as it launched itself from below in a rapid succession of passes.

Clueless nodded in response to the mage’s observation. It explained why their spells hadn’t affected the fiend in their encounter on the Astral: they’d been nullified by just such a ward, or they’d been swallowed by its own resistance to spells, giving the appearance of a true Rakshasa’s magic immunities.

So few spells the bladesinger possessed would directly affect the Ultroloth, but then the one he had presently called into his mind wasn’t going to be cast directly against the fiend anyways.

Meanwhile, as the bladesinger hurled his own spell, Tristol was madly diving out of the path of the ‘loth’s construct and struggling to keep a hand steady enough to discharge a second spell: a dimensional anchor. Moments later, by pure luck, the spell hit the Ultroloth and appeared to penetrate its wards, though the ‘loth seemed entirely unconcerned.

The fiendish construct meanwhile hadn’t been so much as slowed by the burst of ice thrown at its head. Whatever its unique form classified it as, it appeared to have a whole host of standard golem magic immunities. That left the aasimar wizard largely useless against it, but he’d known what spell Clueless was preparing to hurl at the Ultroloth, and he’d known something to compliment it.

Magic immunities did not however make the burning metallic serpent immune to raw physical damage, and it had taken several blows to its face and midsection each of the times that it had burst up from below to attack them. It would have taken considerably more, but the creature was obscenely quick, and it was approaching from different positions and different angles each and every time it surfaced. Consequently, only Kiro, and to a lesser extent, Fyrehowl, had managed to react quickly enough to land any solid blows.

And then there was the Ultroloth whose mental laughter and mocking commentary echoed through their heads as they futilely stabbed at its construct and made largely ineffective attacks against it. Already the ‘loth had simply shrugged off a flamestrike from Florian, and moments later it tossed another spell at them, causing Florian and Toras to stagger and gasp as it seemed to threaten every drop of water in their bodies with evaporation.

As they struggled to resist the fiend’s spell, or at least cope with its horrid damage, Clueless’ spell was completed, though to no visible or immediately obvious effect. Still, it would be noticed when the ‘loth moved, and the irony was that he’d learned it from a fire genasi who’d been handed it by a yugoloth. And oh, what a useful spell it had proven to be.

“You’ve already caused me too much disruption in what I have been tasked to do.” The Ultroloth broadcast, rattling their skulls. “At least you will die with less prolonged agony at my hands than by my… sister’s.”

That last word, referring to Brampandra as his sibling, there was an almost amused inflection given to it. Yethmiil very clearly didn’t have any siblings, and whatever his so-called sister was in actuality, she was not, and never had been his sister.

“… interesting…” The fiend then muttered as it stepped forward and into the wall of the invisible bubble of force that Clueless had conjured into place over it, confining it to a space only a few feet across.

“Still, it is irrelevant.” He said as he raised a gray, elongated hand to cast once more.

Florian was healing Nisha, Tristol was casting a spell of Haste on Toras, and Kiro was dislodging one his two swords from the serpentine construct’s back when the Ultroloth’s spell manifested as a living wave of minute imp-like beings composed of flame.

The wave broke on them just as Kiro and Toras landed killing blows upon the fiendish construct. Kiro leapt over the oncoming tide of living flame and Toras wildly dove for cover next to the rapidly cooling construct, though the former escaped with considerably less harm, and the others were spared the worst of it by a moment of prescient action when Fyrehowl hurled a cone of cold directly into the flames, extinguishing a swathe of the tiny creatures.

As the spell faded there was a moment of calm, brief though it was, as the ‘loth surveyed the damage. It hadn’t done nearly enough, and though several of them were terribly injured, with Nisha and Skalliska wincing against burns and slashes inflicted by the serpent, the pain only galvanized them for what came next.

The Ultroloth was trapped under a bubble of force, overconfident in the extreme, and wholly unprepared for the fact that it was confined in an enclosed space and unable to teleport out. Too late it realized its error, and just what sort of unique variation on a typical wall of force spell had been thrown over him when Clueless stabbed through the wall and into the fiend’s chest.

A raw crash of anger and pain washed over them all as the fiend’s mind projected a mental impression of its wounds, and a sudden desperation that was so violently atypical for the cold, calm and always prepared aura that surrounded Ultroloths almost by default.

It had been a horrid mistake to fight them against such numerical odds, doubly so in that he’d expended his most powerful spells earlier in the day with a pair of Gates. The thought kept intruding into his mind over and over again of how much of a mockery his existence had become under that subcreature he called a mistress. And now because of her in no small way, Yethmiil was trapped, a point only reinforced by a flurry of rapid stabs into his back by Kiro, who like always, just seemed to be in the right place at the right time, normal space and normal speed being no issue.

A rapid stream of poisonous invectives and a sequence of perverse, disturbing images pumped into their minds as the Ultroloth flooded their minds with his anger, and what amounted to telepathic swearing. His swearing though was less of concern than the necromantic spell he tossed a second later, exploding in a circle of darkness that momentarily threatening to snuff out their lives.

Sadly though, Florian had already granted them all some measure of protection, and though that protective ward buckled and failed against the ‘loth’s spell, the circle of death was likewise nullified. Another spell might have been forthcoming from its seemingly endless well of destructive incantations, but it never had the chance as Toras and Clueless both drove their swords through the wall of force and into the fiend.

Already bleeding from a dozen wounds, the Ultroloth’s eyes flared violet with pain and disbelief. It had been a mistake to be so completely unprepared, and all of it was because of the b*tch who held him in thrall in the first place. Going to and from her residence upon the Astral had drained him of his most powerful spells, and it was necessity that had pulled him back to die. He’d never had a chance as depleted as he’d been; the battlefield had not been one of his choosing, either in locations physical or temporal.

“What the hell is this all about?!” Clueless demanded angrily.

The sword slipped an inch deeper, but it was really unnecessary, and wouldn’t have made a difference. She’d geased him, geased an Ultroloth; he couldn’t have told them any relevant, critical information even if he had been willing to, which he wasn’t. But even as their crude, tentative application of pain embedded itself further into his mind, he could already feel something else fraying at the edges of his sense of self, invading… his vision was fading, not to black, but to crimson.

“No… not again….” The telepathic outburst was panicked.

Carceri was feeding on him. The Red Prison was sucking his essence into itself. The ‘loths had not yet linked themselves to the plane, not fully, and so while the plane might hunger for him, it could not keep him long. But regardless, he was dying then and there for the second time in his existence. He recognized this not with anger and rage, but with fear. The first time had been different, long ago and in Gehenna, but this time, She would never let the plane itself claim him, locking him into the centuries long process that it would take for him to reform and coalesce as a distinct being once more.

No, his fate would be much worse.

“Kill him and be done with it.” Skalliska said bluntly as she sat on the wreckage of the ‘loth’s construct, still bleeding from several wounds.

“Not yet.” Clueless said without turning away from the fiend. “I’ll enjoy it when we do, but I want to know what all the hell is going on here. They’ve f*cked me over before and I’ll be damned if I’ll just drop this without some information.”

The fiend’s mental emanations were growing sluggish like coagulating blood, or the Styx grown clogged on a thousand bloated corpses. It was getting slower by the moment, and his robes were drenched in his own blood. He was dying.

“You have no idea what she’ll do to you...” Yethmiil whispered in their minds, both as a final exclamation to them, and a harrowed, foreboding statement of what would be awaiting him.

And with that, he began to blur at the edges, merging with the red light of the plane for a few brief moments before imploding like a bloated star, trailing motes of his essence, sparkling pinpricks of light, up towards some unseen point high above on the surface. They watched him die, but they also watched him being called back by something else, snatched up, summoned.

“What in Tempus’ name are we involved in here?” Florian asked as the last bits of the fiend’s essence spiraled away into nothing.

There was no easy answer of course, and the ‘loth hadn’t given them anything else to work on, save for the fact that he had never been a Rakshasa. Siddhartha was an assumed identity, and there might have never been a fiend by that name. Or, if there had, he’d been long dead and his identity assumed out of convenience by the Ultroloth.

No easy answers, but plenty of questions. If Siddhartha, or rather Yethmiil, as the Gehreleth had called him, had been an Ultroloth, and very obviously been a lesser to his ‘sister’, the Lady Brampandra, another so-called Rakshasa, then who or what was she? The bloody poetry written into the wardings in the Astral, and there in Carceri, she’d penned them it would seem, and they had never seemed to be something a true Rakshasa would have created. Not ordered enough, not structured and proper, too grotesque and wild despite the layers of organization that was there beneath the crimson spattered chaos.

If she wasn’t a Rakshasa, just what the hell was she? What had they been doing on the Astral? Where was she? And what would happen now?

Things were terribly, horribly different from what they had so far assumed about their enemy. And as they stood there in the depths of a fake Rakshasa’s palace in Cathrys, the silence of uncertainty was deafening.


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The crimson glow of Cathrys faded from his eyes as his corporeal form dissolved. For a moment Yethmiil kal’Suth was suspended between layers of Carceri, a cold and bitter void, a place that might have existed before the formation of the orbs, or might not have existed beyond the abstract. But then there was a touch, a summons, a burst of anger. The moment was over and in an instant he was siphoned through a hole in reality, not entirely unlike the touch of the Maeldur, but guided and initiated by a force altogether more malevolent.

The transition was harsh and abrupt, but indeed he had felt it before, eons ago. That first instance he had been killed by a Balor, Argrazoth of the Brine Flats, in a particularly key battle on the slopes of Mungoth. It had taken him two centuries to fully reform, but for what it was worth, he still had the soul of that Tanar’ri entrapped in a gem buried a mile deep, still conscious in its imprisonment.

But this time was different. That had been during an earlier time, an earlier era when Anthraxus still held the Siege Malicious, and under the regime of that prior Oinoloth, he had held considerable sway as far as the lawful evil planes were concerned. Death at the hands of Argrazoth, especially when that being of chaos was so far removed from its native element, had been a disaster. In his absence during the time his scattered essence gathered itself and reformed on the Waste, his fellow Ultroloths had carved apart his holdings in Gehenna and the Waste so that when he returned his prestige was solid, but his actual power was a drop of what it had been at his height.

He had eventually recovered from that death. Almost. He’d tortured Argrazoth to death, and the Tanar’ri’s agony had proven to be a succor to his own losses, even as the Waste sapped at the less tangible joys of the act itself. It had been a horrible execution leading up to the imprisonment, even by the standards of Ultroloths, and one that he was certain his current overseer and mistress would at once find both brilliant and blasphemous. He’d birthed a quartet of arcanaloths in full view of Argrazoth, instructing the newborn ‘loths in the subtleties of applied pain, slowly letting them feed upon the Balor piece by piece as it was flensed and dissected. A bit of flesh on their lips, marrow to fight amongst one another over, a ligament to strip free of muscle and bone to gnaw upon in the room’s corner like an infinitely more intelligent version of some Night Hag’s pet Yeth Hound.

That had satisfied him. The rhythms of pain, the vibration of twitching muscles and thundering arteries, vocal chords screaming and compressing the air, raw psionic tremors of the Balor’s brain playing the aether like a madman’s lute. Satisfaction, if not joy. The Waste denied pleasure, true pleasure, to its chosen.

It had taken him millennia to recoup his fall from dark grace, and in the end he had crawled into a position of power in the court of Mydianchlarus. And it was in that position that he had first met The Ebon, and during his late tenure there in the Wasting Tower, he had heard rumors of the Wheels Within Wheels, and their spinning had brought him close like some metaphysical centripetal force of fate. He had once been mighty, and they would offer him that prestige once more.

But they had demanded loyalty, and they seemed, somehow, to be capable of enforcing such.

In true yugoloth fashion he had wavered back and forth between the offers of power that they had whispered to him from a dozen different speakers, and then later when Anthraxus began to muster his army at the Hill of Bone, he’d danced with the altraloth’s promises and entreaties as well. Mydianchlarus, Anthraxus, The Wheels… he’d played with the three of them and never given his loyalty till it was far too late. He’d meant to throw his support to Mydianchlarus at the last moment, but something in the back of his mind had stopped him. Whatever it was, if anything but whimsy, it had prevented him from decorating the spires of the Wasting Tower with his corpse, but it had not placed him among those Ultroloths counted as loyal to the new order.

He wasn’t willing to place himself under the authority of a lesser entity. He served The Ebon out of respect for power, service at the point of a sword, but there was always a loathing for such an abject, wanton disruption in the roles, rank, and caste of their race. Even with what he had become, Anthraxus had been an Ultroloth before his transition and his attainment of the throne of Khin-Oin. The Ebon was an arcanaloth, a lesser being, a subcreature by comparison, though in his presence that never felt like the case. In that one’s presence, there was something that simply did not feel right, or perhaps something maddeningly familiar that he could never appropriately quantify.

And the newly crowned Oinoloth had been well aware of those feelings it seemed, and so had she. She had played her cards correctly, she had danced with the Ebon from the start, and with his rise in status, she too had gained prestige and power commensurate to her loyalty.

She’d requested his subservience. She’d fixed her eyes on his, a wild miasma of colors reflected back between them both, a single commonality bridging the gulf between them. He was an Ultroloth, the apex of purity. She was an abomination, a mockery of transcendence.

Why? Why had she requested him? She reveled in her newfound power, and in fact she was still holding the severed head of Palinarius, her former master, when she made her request. He was simply another middling symbol of her triumph, a trophy of her sick gloating that made him and the others under her command into objects.

Of course, he’d have done much the same, even if his reasons were different, and even if his mind simply worked different from hers. His was a razor, cold, unadorned and sterile; he would never have abased himself on his knees before the Oinoloth, any Oinoloth, begging and bleeding on the floor.

She’d pleaded for power and influence, and an Ultroloth as a puppet.

And in the end, the Oinoloth had acquiesced to her demand.

The thoughts of those events were not pleasant ones, and they grew worse as he mulled over the evolution of their master and servant relationship, the farce of assumed identities only barely changing that dynamic.

The first time that he had failed her she had tortured him for several days. It had impressed him on one level, but it was different from what he would have done. She enjoyed it; she was capable of emotional involvement in the act, while he would have done the same even without the capacity for such unrefined thoughts.

Again, those thoughts of her as an abomination, thoughts that she knew fully well he harbored, and for which she punished him with manic, sadistic glee. There was something wrong with her brain, or perhaps it simply had to do with her origin. She might have been birthed as a mezzoloth by Carceri, one of the rare few of that kind, still influenced by the marginal chaos the Red Prison clutched to its withered breast. Irony more, how fitting might it have been had she been one of those four that he himself had created several thousand years ago, birthed as momentary executioner’s tools. He’d dismissed those newborns to the Tower Arcane and never given them a moment’s attention afterwards.

Had he forged his own shackles? He’d likely never know, truth be told.

And now he would find himself at her mercy for a second time, though in a broader sense of things, taking into account that the Oinoloth had probably intended to execute him eventually had he not been placed under the bitch’s authority, it was the third time that his continued existence relied upon her acidic whimsy.


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That momentary transition was over, and with it his recollections of what had brought him to that point and to that place. The glow of Carceri was still present, but brighter, of a different tone and texture to his senses. She had not plucked him away to the Astral, nor the demiplane that she had forcibly tethered to the towers built at the heart of the storm there on that godisle, that particular godisle…

He was still in Carceri, and she would not have brought him there unless she was present as well. She was actually there, physically present, not simply projecting. There was a flicker of magic and she was in the room, wrapped in the darkness. Even enraged and filled with homicidal intent, she was self-conscious of her physical condition, likely having allowed it to fester during her long periods of projection to various places outside of Carceri.

The air was alive with the mental presence of something that simply dwarfed his own, something to put all of his pretensions of inferior and superior beings into a shallow grave. Likewise the air was pungent with a fierce contrast of perfume and open wounds. A pity he would remember that.

Yethmiil closed his eyes and locked those last few moments of freedom into his memory, hoping to dwell on them for what was to come.

Emerald eyes lit the darkness, slowly shifting colors, and a feral snarl cut the air.

The Tower would soon welcome yet one more living, screaming brick.


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Shemeska

Adventurer
“So what do we do now?” Clueless asked.

Blank stares, furrowed brows, the nervous tapping of fingers… and Nisha’s stuck out tongue, those were the only immediate responses to the question. No easy answers certainly as their minds were still puzzling over the implications of just what had happened back in Carceri, and just what the next step would be.

There had certainly been repercussions when the Ultroloth had still been holding to his assumed identity as a Rakshasa. With him gone, or at least temporarily out of the picture, it was an open question with whether his so-called sibling, or superior… whatever she was… would likewise take action against them.

Whatever she was.

“I need another drink.” Florian said, idly running her finger through a layer of foam ringing the lip of her mug.

Clueless topped off the glass without comment and then went back to nursing his own.

The back room of the Portal Jammer was quiet as they sat around the table. Every so often one of them would pause and open his or her mouth, mumbling something before stopping and letting uncomfortable silence drift back down over them all. At least the still and cold quiet there, back in Sigil, was more comfortable than the atmosphere during their trip back from Carceri.

Their flight from the scarlet jungles of Cathrys had been uneventful and without conflict of any sort. But perhaps that was to be expected on some level.

They’d broken the wards in the depths of the palace; that macabre, bloody poetry on the walls and floor, embedded with a hideous sprawl of magic and malice. They still weren’t entirely sure who had penned it now that it seemed that neither of the so-called Rakshasas were anything of the sort.

Just more uncertainties, more questions, more worries to mute their sense of victory over Siddhartha… whatever the fiend’s name was.

They had not stayed long in the palace after they had killed the fiend; really, only long enough to search for any records that might aid them later, but they found little of the sort. Ultimately they had given up, broken the wards and released the Deepspawn from its cell.

When they had climbed back up from the hidden basement halls and out into the crimson glow of the jungle on the surface, they knew immediately that they were not alone, even if they couldn’t see anything. Fyrehowl’s fur had stood on end, and the jungle itself had been deathly quiet.

Something, perhaps many things, were simply waiting for them to leave, giving them the grace of a few moments to escape, purchased mercy.

The trip back to the portal had been brief and somewhat sullen, quiet and still, much like their current mood in some ways. The wards were broken, and with that, their ability to teleport was restored, and they’d used it to return to the portal to Sigil once they emerged out of the palace.

They had briefly lingered outside the portal to turn back at look in the direction from which they had come. Through the holes in the forest canopy they could already see the smoke from the inferno that had begun to consume the yugoloth’s fortress, the flames sparked the moment they had vanished.

The last thing that Fyrehowl saw before stepping through the portal and back into Sigil was the leering, grinning face of a Farastu staring at her out of the depths of the scarlet jungle. Purchased mercy.

“Yeah.” Fyrehowl said. “What do we do now?”

“And when it’s the Cipher saying that…” Tristol muttered.

“We’ve got nothing.” Florian said.

“For the moment.” Kiro said softly. “Regardless of whether we eventually want it or not, the Gehreleth we freed back in Carceri did say that we would be given help. Or at least that someone would contact us.”

“Xideous.” Skalliska said. “Whoever that is.”

“Presumably another fiend.” Fyrehowl said with a sigh. “I’m getting tired of them.”

“At least it’s not another yugoloth.” Clueless said, pushing another drink in front of the lupinal.

“Yeah. At least it’s not another f*cking yugoloth.” Fyrehowl muttered, sputtering with her muzzle an inch into her ale. “I’m understandably sick and tired of them.”

“We’ve still got Siddhartha’s so-called sister.” Clueless said. “And she might decide to come after us now that we’ve taken down her compatriot.”

“We still can’t say for certain what she is.” Kiro said. “Though it’s likely that she’s a yugoloth as well.”

“I think we can assume that the original Lord Siddhartha and Lady Brampandra are dead.” Tristol said. “At some point they might have fallen afoul of the ‘loths, or they might have been dead already and just served as convenient covers for them to adopt.”

“Still doesn’t answer why they were posing as Rakshasas though.” Toras said.

“Whatever they’re doing.” Kiro said. “They probably just don’t want the attention of the celestials, the other fiends, the githyanki, or actual deities.”

“Not like they’ve done that before.” Fyrehowl muttered. “Even more so now that they’ve got a new Oinoloth.”

The cipher slipped into a soft, bitter soliloquy of cursing in celestial.

“Well don’t worry about it now.” Clueless said. “We can worry about it tomorrow.”

“Unless she sends assassins after us tonight.” Fyrehowl said.

“Which is a possibility I suppose.” Kiro said. “But we’ve handled them before, and it’s quit possible that they’ll simply try to cut their losses and not risk further exposure.”

“Possibly.” Florian said.

“But now that this is over…” Skalliska began.

“Over for the moment.” Fyrehowl bluntly stated.

“But now that this is over,” The kobold continued. “I would like to actually finish up what I’d originally gone to the Astral for in the first place.”

“A search for faith is always something to support.” Kiro said with a soft smile. “Would you like any company?”

“It’s appreciated,” Skalliska replied. “But I’d like to do this on my own.”

Kiro and Florian nodded to her.

“So sometime in the next few days I’m likely to skip town and backtrack our steps.” She said. “Don’t worry about me.”

“Hopefully we won’t have anything to worry about ourselves.” Nisha said as she tossed a grape at Amberblue who was currently perched on a detached seat cushion next to Clueless.

“I’m still confused to all hell what the ‘loth and his ‘sister’ were up to on the Astral.” Clueless said, watching the Faeriedragon munch the grape. “But my head’s too cloudy to really wrap itself around any real possibilities.”

“Then don’t worry about it.” Florian said. “Like Kiro said, we’ve handled their goons before, and if they’re much more powerful than that Ultroloth, they won’t be able to get into Sigil anyways.”

“I don’t really want to consider if they’re much more powerful than that Ultroloth.” Tristol said, his ears drooping slightly.

“We can worry about it later.” Kiro said, raising a glass. “After all. By Sutekh’s grace, we’re all still here to be able to worry about it later. I think that certainly says something in our favor.”

“True enough.” Toras said, raising his own glass in response.

Those last statements certainly ended their discussion as a group on a more positive note before they adjourned and went about their own concerns now that they were back in Sigil. Clueless went back to tending the bar, Skalliska went back to her other office, and the others went back to more mundane tasks, except perhaps Nisha who was rapidly trying to compete with Clueless as Amberblue’s bestest friend, for better or for worse.


***​


Two flights of stairs, two stories of the inn, and a thin wooden door stood between Kiro and the others, muffling all sound from the common room below, and putting a bit of temporal and metaphorical distance between his thoughts and theirs. And at the moment, that was necessary.

“Things have certainly been more interesting than I expected.” Kiro said to himself with a chuckle as he pinned a note to the door, softly closed it, and knelt down in the center of the room.

The room itself was fairly spartan and unlived in, decorated with only a few amenities. There was a mirror, a bowl of water, some towels, a few symbols of his faith to decorate the wall and really nothing much else. But of course, he hadn’t been living there for very long at all before he’d been whisked away first to the Astral plane and then to Carceri. And even accepting that as an excuse there wasn’t much more to expect from a fairly ascetic follower of Sutekh.

Not that he’d actually been living there.

The cleric relaxed and removed the small satchel he carried at his side, placing it down on the floor in front of him, both that homespun bag and his large book of rituals and prayers as well. Nothing was out of place, nothing at all. A priest going about meditation or prayer, and nothing more.

‘I’ve gone to the grand bazaar to purchase some candles and incense appropriate for my evening prayers. I may wander some when I get there, never having had the chance to visit that place before, so don’t expect me back before evening. – Kiro’

The note was succinct and to the point, nothing at all odd about its content, and everything in line with his motivations as a priest.

Not that he was one of course.

He set the book to the side, the one filled with prayers he didn’t believe in, and pages of illustrations, hymns, liturgical chants, and doctrines with which he was intimately familiar, but nonetheless wholly unfaithful towards. Neither respect nor disrespect intended to the Lord of Ankhwugaht, but the trappings of his faith provided a useful background and ready persona to adopt.

Emptied of its contents, the satchel was carefully laid down on the floor atop the book. It had contained only a few paltry things: a mirror, a bit of incense, a few unlabled potions, one of which was a fairly mundane poison, some dried food and a waterskin, and some bundled sheets of parchment. Mundane things to be expected amongst the possessions of a priest, the typical trappings of a true believer.

And then there was the box that had been nestled in and amongst those blasé things.

The box was a tiny thing, just over the size of a closed fist. It had dozens of seams where different pieces and types of wood had been fused together by a layer of glue or laccquer. It was a jewel box, a curio container, or quite possibly a small reliquary from all indications.

But, like its owner, it was anything but what it might have appeared to be.

Deftly, Kiro reached out and touched several of the seams of the box in quick sequence. Without a sound the box began to undergo a transformation. One of the wooden panels folded outwards, followed by others, and the box itself began to blossom like a flower of angles and spaces that shouldn’t have existed.

Seconds later and the room was empty and Kiro was gone, swallowed up and vanished into the extradimensional spaces hidden within the box.


***​


All that distance. All those years of uncertainty. All those years in which the spiritual hollow in her soul had been just as much of a void as the silver depths that surrounded her. All of her waking moments ultimately leading her to the Astral in search of the fate of her dead world’s pantheon, and she had never gotten there, derailed and detoured by happenstance and inconvenient conflict.

Though it might not be appropriate to call the Erinyes’ actions happenstance. They’d been calculated and measured, tailored to fit the goals of her own infernal master and at least one deity. Skalliska and her companions had simply been a tool in that, and the kobold’s search for faith and substance had simply been a vehicle for those others’, a loose thread to pull upon and tug.

But despite that initial deceit, the Erinyes, or perhaps rather her infernal patron, Prince Levistus, had proven loyal to their bargain in the end. But that deceit had still only used the kobold and her companions as tools to Baator’s ends, and never actually given her the answers that she had been looking for in the first place.

Still wondering if there had been any truth to the Erinyes’ claims which had first led her and her companions to the Astral in the first place, Skalliska found herself back where she had left off, hovering in the void above the petrified corpse of Maanzicorian.

“What the hell?” The kobold muttered to herself as she looked down upon the godisle.

They had last left the corpse surrounded by a field of debris and corpses. Shattered stone, rent metal, splintered wood and the dead; Maanzicorian’s gravity well had clung to them tenaciously, leaving the refuse to swirl around it like a cloud.

The godisle was scoured clean.

Only the broken foundations of the tower remained as any evidence of what they had seen, and what they had put a stop too. The bodies were gone, the broken remnants of the githyanki carracks were gone, and the rubble of the two orbiting towers had vanished without a trace.

Someone had removed every last trace of their involvement. Knowing what they knew about the true identity of Siddhartha, there was little doubt as to whom.


***​


“The mail arrived.” Tristol said, as he sat down at one of the tables in the common room.

“Anything interesting?” Florian asked, looking up from her drink.

“So long as there’s nothing dripping.” Toras said. “I don’t want to have to walk over to the Market Ward again to threaten that mephit.”

Florian chuckled and glanced at the fighter.

“How many times now have you had to do that?” She asked. “Two or three times?”

“Twice now.” Toras replied. “Next time I may need you as an alibi.”

Tristol chuckled. “Nothing from Seamus this time.”

“So, anything decent?” Fyrehowl asked, taking a seat at the table next to Nisha.

Nisha, for her part, was completely absorbed in chitchat with Amberblue. The tiny faerie dragon was spending his time between the tiefling and nibbling at the food that Clueless had had prepared for him in the kitchen. Already the dragon was regaining his healthy glow, and while Nisha was simply fascinated with the creature, Clueless was both concerned for the dragon’s health, and concerned with the health of everyone else around him: once Amberblue was healthy again, he’d be wishing for things. Wishes in the hands of gleefully whimsical creatures, even well meaning ones, were things to handle with kid gloves, especially when other gleefully whimsical creatures named Nisha were involved.

“Some advertisements for alcohol, some thinly veiled extortion attempts from the Sodkillers, and a sealed letter addressed to all of us.” Tristol said, tossing the letters on the table.

“Extortion?” Toras asked.

“Advertising their services for protection from thieves and criminals.” Tristol said. “Strongly hinting that people who don’t buy their services get hit with more crime.”

Florian scoffed.

“We can handle ourselves.” She said.

“They’re welcome to try.” Toras added. “But what’s the other letter.”

“Remember what A’kin said a while back?” Tristol asked. “About auctioning off the next batch of animated dolls that he got?”

Florian beamed a smile. “When and where?”

Fyrehowl had already opened the envelope with a claw and placed the letter in the center of the table to read.

Dear valued customer, patron, and/or friend,

You are hereby formally invited to an auction of my latest, more exclusive collectable works. The proceedings will be held at and preceded over by the auction house of Maris and Grimble, security to be provided by the Sodkillers. There will be a full bar and other such amenities provided during the period of the auction. Payment will be made directly to the auction house and no advance purchases will be available do to the limited number of pieces.

Time: 7 after peak, four days from the date of this notice.
Location: Auction Hall of Maris and Grimble, 1287 Silvertinge Avenue, Guildhall Ward.

Sample list of items to be sold (aka the dolls):
Noshtoreth of the Umber Scales (w/ Bells of Baphomet)
Guildmaster Autochon of the Runner’s Guild (w/ after affects of Bells of Baphomet)
Yeenoghu, Demon Lord of Gnolls
Jeremo the Natterer, Factol of the Ring Givers (who will be in attendance. Please, please get into a bidding war)
Shemeska the Marauder, King of the Crosstrade (w/ mirror)

… and others.

I look forward to seeing you all in attendance,
A’kin



And, handwritten near the bottom of the notice was the following:

Please, please, please, do not let the time and location of this slip into the hands of you know who. I swear she makes it her sole purpose in life to be an annoyance to everyone around her and an embarrassment to my entire species. And given the nature of certain things to be auctioned off, unless you want to be there when she barges in and pitches a public fit a dozen times worse than at Jeremo’s last party, you won’t let this worm its way into her ears in any way. Please, for my sake, don’t let her become aware of this. – A’kin

“I am so going to that.” Florian said with a grin.

“I think I’ll be joining you.” Fyrehowl said.

“…You’re going for that last one, aren’t you?” Toras asked.

Two grins were the only reply.

“I’ll have to show up too.” Tristol said. “This should be good.”

“AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”

A sudden shout of alarm echoed through the inn’s common room, followed shortly after by the sound of a few dropped and broken mugs and dishes. One of the patrons, a middle aged human woman who was a semi-regular customer, had stepped back from her table in apparent and utter shock.

“It’s Hashkar!” She said, mouth open wide in shock, hands cradling her cheeks. “It’s bloody Factol Hashkar back from the dead!”

A sudden murmur of shock and nervous fear washed over the bar patrons and then subsided just as quickly. They looked around and realized that no, there was no vengeful specter of the former Guvner Factol lurking about in the room come to get a drink, or perhaps just returned from the dead like a revenant of boredom.

“It’s Hashkar!” The woman shouted again. “He’s back!”

Toras glanced at the woman and then up to the mantle where, speak of the devil, A’kin’s Factol Hashkar doll was sitting in plain view under the clear glass of a bell jar. Obviously the woman had had a bit much to drink, and perhaps the tiny Hashkar figurine had simply confused her. Or something. But in any event she’d reached her cutoff point for liquor.

“Ma’am?” Clueless asked from over behind the bar. “That’s just our Factol Hashkar doll. It’s animated you know. Moves around, does stuff, talks if you let it out from under that jar.”

She looked over at the half-fey and then over at the tiny doll.

“That’s just a doll ma’am.” He continued. “That’s not the actual, real Factol Hashkar.”

“Goodness Thanks,” Nisha said with relief. “Death bore to us He’d.”

“Not the bloody doll you berk.” The woman said, pointing at the plate on her table. “In me cinnamon bun! It’s blooming Factol Hashkar in me cinnamon bun, staring up at me plain as day!”

“Huh?!” Clueless said, stepping away from the bar and looking at the gooey pastry now cupped reverently in the woman’s hands.

Sure enough, there was something on the bun. A smudge of cinnamon and a bit of a burn from the oven perhaps, but if you squinted a bit and looked at it from a certain angle, it –did- look something like the dour old dwarf that Hashkar had been.

“You see! You see!” The woman shouted. “Hashkar’s back! He’s given us a sign! Factol Hashkar has returned!”

Nisha’s tail went limp and there was a soft jingle as the bell at its tip clattered against the floor. Perched on the mantle, looking down at the doll of the bearded dwarf that was Hashkar, Amberblue turned and glanced over at Nisha.

Nisha was giving a cockeyed stare at the gleefully shouting woman holding the cinnamon bun like a holy relic. A moment later and the woman, along with her Hashkar in a cinnamon bun, were out the door and gone, with her joyful shouting growing fainter as she ran down the street.

“And here we were finally rid of him.” Nisha said. “Hashkar’s come back to haunt us with boredom from beyond the grave.”

“Do cinnamon buns haunt people?” The faeriedragon asked with a mix of innocent curiosity and naïve concern.

“Yes Amberblue.” Nisha said as sudden smile tinged her features and erased her prior worry. “Yes. Yes they do. But only in a good way.”

“…” Toras was still staring out the door where the woman and the Hashkar bun had ran.

“…O.K…” Tristol said, also staring at the door. “That was bizarre enough for me for a week or more.”

“Hashkar in a cinnamon bun?” Fyrehowl asked, bewildered.

“Hashkar in a cinnamon bun.” Nisha replied with a grin.


***​


Later that evening after last call, after they had shooed all of the remaining customers out of the inn or provided them with a room if they were drunk or too tired to walk the streets, everyone turned in and called it a night.

Skalliska was still absent, but she’d given them all notice of where she was going to be, and Kiro had returned from the market ward shortly before the staff had been sent home and the doors locked.

It was their first night back in Sigil after returning from Carceri, and as they lay in their beds awaiting sleep and the soft touch of dreams, their minds wandered back to thoughts of the Red Prison and what the future held in store for them. Every time that they had struck a blow against Siddhartha he had struck back at them, and his identity as an Ultroloth did not bode well. Other ‘loths would be involved more assuredly, and his superior, whoever she was, was likely to take action of her own, now that her servant had been killed.

Thoughts of reprisal -worries really- were on the minds as the drifted off to an uneasy, wary sleep, and their sleep did not last very long.

Four hours after peak: voices drifting up from the street, commotion, and a clatter of activity at the door to the inn…


***​
 

Shemeska

Adventurer
Fyrehowl’s ears twitched and she sat up in bed.

“What the hell?” She whispered as the sounds of activity filtered up from the street and through her window.

Outside her room she heard a door in the hallway open and saw light spill out, casting a flood of illumination into her own room from under the doorway. Toras was awake and was waking the others up.

Hastily the lupinal donned a robe and grabbed her sword.

Peering through the windowpane, there was little that she could see. The angle of the building, combined with the location of the inn’s front door, prevented her from getting a clear look at the source of the noise.

Light cast by a continual flame lamp down at street level threw the shadows of at least five figures out onto the street, exaggerated and flickering, dancing across the cobblestones. They were armed, all of them, holding what seemed to be clubs and swords, perhaps rods or wands even, and by their features they were fiends, or at least fiend blooded.

More mercenaries. More of the geased assassins that they’d seen before. That was the first thought in Fyrehowl’s mind, and in the minds of her companions as they all made their way as quickly as possible to various exits of the inn, hoping to assault and confront their early morning assailants by surprise.

They burst out from two of the windows above the front door, from atop the roof, and on ground level from around the corner alley, weapons drawn and prepared for a fight. They expected more of what the Ultroloth gone Rakshasa had hurled at them before: mercenaries geased and compelled to hunt them down and kill them, death being no boundary to their success.

They did not find geased assassins, nor did they find a pack of yugoloths waiting outside their door, they didn’t even find anything all that threatening, unless perhaps you happened to be a member of the Harmonium or the Fraternity of Order.

No assassins, nothing of that sort at all.

“Hey there!” Nisha shouted as she recognized the pack of figured loitering outside the front of the inn. “Late doing up so whatcha, love your and I work!”

Not assassins, unless assassins of good taste counted. Not assassins, but a gaggle of tieflings lugging buckets of paint and holding not swords or wands, but brushes and pallets.

Nisha was already standing next to one of the tieflings and giggling, looking first at the front of the inn, and then at the painted carnage that the gang of Xaositects had left in their midnight passage.

“Guys!” Nisha said, giggling like a schoolgirl. “Meet The Painter! She’s awesome! I’m such a fan of her work!”

“…oh… my… god…” Clueless sputtered as he looked at the graffiti on the front of the Portal Jammer.

HASHKAR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emblazoned in a dozen garish colors and incorporating a goofy, giant caricature of the late Factol of the Fraternity of Order, recently come back from the grave via cinnamon laced pastries, the refrain of ‘Hashkar Lives!’ was splattered in paint across the front of the inn.

“Oh Mystra forbid…” Tristol said while Florian was nearly doubled over with laughter.

“It’s Hashkar! Hashkar in me cinnamon bun!” Fyrehowl whispered, giggling to herself.

Nisha was by that point babbling incoherently in Xaosspeak with The Painter, and the Painter’s apprentices, or groupies, or whatever they wished to call themselves that day, were already moving down the street and slapping their Hashkar toting refrain on anything they saw fit. Those targets of Xaotic desecration ended up being everything from a lightpost, to a door, to a wall, to very nearly a guard dog sleeping on a doorstep.

“A word with you Nisha?” Clueless said, stepping up to the still babbling tiefling and tapping her on the shoulder.

“Hmm?” Nisha asked, pausing and then waving goodbye to the retreated form of the Painter. “See you later! Love your stuff! Hashkar lives!”

“Nisha?” Clueless prodded again.

“Yeah?” Nisha said. “What was it?”

“Mind having a little talk with your friends?” The half-fey asked. “Just try and ask them if they’ll not paint all over the Portal Jammer anymore? Or maybe just not do anything like that after antipeak?”

“Don’t worry about it.” Nisha replied, looking at the chaos down the street as the roving gang of paint splatterers dashed murals of Hashkar all over the Ward. “Plenty of other places of paint.”

“You know them?” Toras asked.

“Oh yeah!” Nisha said, walking back towards the inn and looking up at the Hashkar mural.

“Big surprise.” Tristol said with a shake of his head and a chuckle.

“I like the Painter.” Nisha said. “She’s great!”

“Maybe we can get some sleep now?” Florian asked before adding a belated, “… I’ll clean up Hashkar in the morning I suppose.”

“Works for me.” Fyrehowl said. “I can deal with Xaositects better than I can deal with ‘loths.”

And so they watched as the Xaositects vanished down the street, much relieved that it had simply been the Painter and her ilk, apparently friends of Nisha’s in some way or another, and not retribution from the yugoloths. No doubt that retribution was going to be coming at some point, just not that evening. So with that thought in mind, they yawned and dragged themselves back to bed. Still, they did so with the distinctly perky warning of ‘Like the Kadyx, the pastry dwelling ghost of Hashkar smells of cinnamon before claiming yet another victim! Muahahaha!’ mentioned by Nisha.


***​


Clueless wandered back up to his room, still shaking his head over the whole affair with the Hashkar bun, and now the Painter and her gang of Xaositects deciding to latch onto it for their next public graffiti campaign. It was something alright… but it was late, and he wanted a decent night’s sleep.

He drifted off to sleep quite easily but some indeterminate period of time later he shifted in bed and woke as a diffuse, green light lit his bedchamber. He didn’t make any movements as the glow seeped through his closed eyelids, and from what little he could discern from it, the glow was inside his room and not simply something out beyond his window; someone was there.

He cracked open his eyes, and looked around the room, already bringing a minor offensive spell to mind that didn’t require either a verbal or somatic component. There wasn’t anything or anyone visible at first glance, just the light, and there wasn’t a sound, save for the typical creak and shudder of wood against stone in the inn’s walls and floors, and the background noise from the streets of Sigil at that early hour.

The greenish light was subtle and faint, not enough for most people to see by, but enough to make the room like day for anyone with even a drop of outsider blood, or in his case, fey blood.

But if there wasn’t anyone in the room that he could see, they might be up above him, or behind him. Clueless’s eyes drifted towards the mirror on the wall, hoping to catch the intruder in reflection.

There was someone standing behind him.

His eyes locked on the looming figure captured by the mirror and without a sound it looked back at him, slowly tipping the corner of its wide brimmed hat at him and smiling like a vampire just invited over the threshold.

“Despite your thoughts, I don’t require any sort of invitation nor permission.” The Jester said. “I’ve always been here in a manner of speaking.”

The man tapped a finger to the side of Clueless’s head in the reflection, though the bladesinger didn’t feel the touch itself.

“It’s getting a bit crowded up in my head I think.” Clueless said, glancing back ever so briefly.

There was nothing in the room behind him. The Jester was only present in the reflection within the mirror.

“Perhaps more so than you think.” The Jester said sardonically. “Suffice it to say that your involvement with the yugoloths has sparked my interest.”

“I was half expecting you to be one of them.” Clueless said. “They have a tendency to try and kill us in the middle of the night. And you showed up to talk with me the last time they did.”

“If they’re planning something similar once I’m gone, I’m not aware of it.” The Jester said. “And there’s little that I’m not.”

“How so?” Clueless asked.

The man reflected in the mirror simply smiled and gave no further explanation.

“I don’t care for the yugoloths either.” The Jester continued. “But the exact reasons why, are for the moment my own concern. I normally wouldn’t care one way or the other, but their presence on the Astral raises my interest.”

He paused and raised a finger.

“Especially when they take so obvious extremes to remain unlinked to their actions.”

Clueless nodded and glanced down at his ankle.

“A Rakshasa of all things.” The Jester said with some mirth.

“So, what is it…” Clueless began before stopping and rephrasing. “What are you going to use me for while you’re up there?”

‘What is it you want?’ The phrase had far too heavy of an unpleasant connotation and history for the bladesinger to feel comfortable using it. Honestly, it made his skin crawl.

“I simply wish to observe.” The Jester said. “You’ve sparked my interest twice now, and my time away from the multiverse has left me woefully curious now that I’ve stirred from slumber.”

“And yes, the gem inset within your ankle is also something that sparked my interest.” The Jester added. “My knowledge of the Oinoloth has increased considerably due to your own activities on various planes. He created that gem of yours, and it is impressive to say the least. I give him credit for it most certainly.”

The figure in the mirror turned to leave, the long hem of his heavy cape catching the air and visibly blowing at the half-fey’s hair in the reflection, but not in real life.

Clueless inhaled and felt his pulse heavy in his chest as the Jester’s image in the mirror was leaving. Gauging himself to finally speak up with something of substance that wasn’t simply an answer, or reactive to something already in discussion, he called out to the man in the mirror, causing him to stop.

“So you just want to observe things through me?” Clueless asked. “I don’t have a choice in this matter do I?”

The Jester’s smirk answered the question without words

“Now as I said before.” The Jester said, his reflection turning back more fully to smile. “There’s no need for this to be unpleasant, and in the end if might even have some benefit to you as well.”

“Who are you?” Clueless asked.

“Someone long vanished from Sigil.” He answered. “You’ve seen my Palace. You’ve seen the maze. You’ve had a taste of who I am more so than most I knew so very long ago when I still numbered among the Lords of Gold; Golden Lords to go with the term used now. In time you will learn more as you ask, or as you are shown.”

“But now, for the moment.” He continued. “I’ve said what I wished to say, and the terms of this arrangement seem firmly understood.”

The mirror rippled like water under which something had just swum, and when the ripples had passed, the reflection had returned to normal. Gone were any lingering traces of the Jester, but still, Clueless felt cold and more than slightly awed. And while he felt nothing different about himself, glancing down at the gem in his ankle, remembering that experience, he knew that he was certainly not alone.


***​


Maanzicorian’s godisle was left long behind in both distance and thought as Skalliska’s eyes narrowed and she gazed down upon a cluster of rocky islands floating alone and unlamented in the vastness of the Astral.

They were recent, pristine by comparison to the rough, pitted nature of many of the Astral’s honored dead. Skalliska had left her world only twenty years earlier, but the slip into twilight by her people’s pantheon had happened centuries earlier. During her youth, the kobold had known of those gods in stories, but the tenets of that faith had long before passed into obscurity and obsolescence. Those gods had no clerics among her people, though rumors claimed that other communities elsewhere in the tunnels of that world’s underdark still held their appointed servants who continued to spread the words of the dying, clawing their way back from nonexistence to save their people.

Legends, while grounded in a nugget of truth like a tiny grain of sand about which a pearl accretes, they were all surrounded and built upon by so terribly much more than that original bit of fact. Those legends of her youth she realized, gazing down at the cluster of islands, the forgotten, petrified faith of an entire people… those legends had been far too optimistic.

“They’re all gone.” She whispered, mentally counting the godisles, cataloging each of them with a name from her memories.

Mezenthet, the deity of knowledge and history, her divine, petrified form was curled into a fetal position as it loomed largest below Skalliska. A quarter mile distant, the body of Yuradnash, the deity of hunting and fertility drifted silently. Protrelev, the god of sorcery and warfare, was there as well, partially obscured by the godisle of Zwarelt, the demideity of community and healing. Two other, lesser divinities, cluttered the astral as well, and as she watched them tumble in the void, a tear welled in Skalliska’s right eye.

“Wait…” She said, flicking the tear away with a claw. “That’s only seven.”

There had been nine in the original legends, nine members of their homeworld’s kobold pantheon that had stood distinct and separate from the Kertulmak worshippers that seemed to plague the rest of the prime material.

“There were nine.” Skalliska whispered.

And indeed there had originally been nine in the legends of her youth.

There were only seven floating forgotten and dead in the Astral.

Raznorel, the deity of magic and deception, and his twin brother, Saravtesh, the deity of shadows and illusions.

Skalliska mentally tallied the dead gods once more, to the same result.

Those two were not present in the Astral, not buried in the graveyard of belief, not consigned to the same fate as the remainder of their pantheon. And, gazing down in contemplation on the empty spaces that those two should have occupied, the hollows like icons, Skalliska smiled, closed her eyes, and whispered a prayer.


***​


A’kin looked out at the crowd and smiled, waving briefly as he reviewed the faces of the clients who had shown up for the auction, or for the agents that they had sent in their stead. It was a rather large turnout, and for the moment it didn’t appear as if anyone… or a specific someone… had crashed the event.

The auction house had done a very nice job at setting the place up to handle the types of people that he’d invited: everyone from golden lords to a cobbler who had a workshop down the street from the Friendly Fiend. All of them were of course people who had purchased one of the dolls from him before, or who had expressed interest in them, or who had dolls of themselves up for auction that evening.

“I figure I’ll give you all first shot at buying yourselves.” The ‘loth said with a chuckle as he gazed out at the crowd. “Or at least some of you can have that chance. Not so much for others of you.”

‘Thankfully, she hasn’t shown up yet.’ A’kin thought to himself before rapping his left hand on the wood of his chair.

With that ever so pleasant thought in his mind, he gazed out over the crowd again, making eye contact with various ones of them, and returning a few smiles or waves. The owners of the Portal Jammer were making their way to their seats by that point. He hadn’t seen them walk in, probably when he was chattering with that Erinyes and that one Athar cleric that she’d fallen for.

Good to see you all here. A’kin projected to Florian, Fyrehowl, Tristol and Clueless.

Fyrehowl glanced up to the stage where the ‘loth sat and gave a smile while Florian waved gleefully.

Oddly enough the cleric, Florian, the cleric of all people, seemed to like him the most. The multiverse was odd sometimes, even for his taste, but at least it was amusing. And that thought temporarily drove out any worries of uninvited guests from his head as the last members of the crowd took their seats and settled themselves as the auction began.

A well-dressed aasimar of obvious elven or eladrin descent, possibly both, stepped up to the wooden sales podium and rapped a gavel to gather the crowd’s attention. He leaned over smiling and whispered something to A’kin. The friendly fiend replied and they both chuckled before A’kin motioned with his hands for the planetouched auctioneer to go on with the proceedings.

“Good afternoon to you all, honored guests, friends, and distinguished clients.” He said in a smooth, well-cultured voice. “On behalf of Maris & Grimble, allow me to state several rules of the auction. First, this is not a silent auction. If you don’t speak up either verbally, or telepathically addressed to myself, you will not be counted as having made a bid on a specific item as I present it for bidding. Secondly, refrain for violence or personal insults against other bidders.”

A’kin’s eyes drifted across the room to settle onto the soft smile on the face of Noshtoreth of the Umber Scales, high priest of the Temple of the Abyss. A’kin returned the smile.

Play nice He whispered into the cambion’s mind.

You’re the one selling the Autochon doll. Noshtoreth replied with a knowing chuckle.

A’kin gave a soft shrug and went back to listening to the auctioneer.

“The first item up for auction this evening will be one not announced on the advance list: an animated Lissandra the Gate Seeker, guildmistress of the Doorsnoop Guild.”

The aasimar took a slim black cloth off from over the doll, displaying it to the crowd.

“Bidding will begin at five hundred jink.”

Florian looked over at Fyrehowl, Tristol, and Clueless.

“This is going to get expensive.” The cleric said. “But I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.”

“I have one thousand from Lissandra the Gate Seeker!” The auctioneer called out. “Do I have fifteen hundred?”

“Save your money up for one that you’re really interested in.” Fyrehowl said.

“Let some of these folks blow their budgets before we start bidding on some of them.” Clueless added. “I’m waiting on the b*tch in the razorvine headdress…”

The bidding meanwhile continued.

“Any that you’re really interested in otherwise?” Tristol asked.

“I’m not really sure.” Florian said with a shrug. “Jeremo maybe.”

“Jeremo is actually here.” Fyrehowl said, twitching an ear over towards the Factol who was presently smiling like a fool and tapping his feet against the back of the chair of one of Noshtoreth’s attendant priests.

“Jeremo has more money than Tempus.” Clueless added.

“Alright,” Florian said. “So that one’s a pipe dream. But we’ll see what gets offered.”

“Sold! To Lissandra the Gate Seeker for fifteen thousand eight hundred and twenty four jink, and two copper pieces.” The auctioneer shouted, punctuated by a slam of his gavel on the lectern.

A’kin was beaming as the wizardress stepped up to him and accepted the tiny, stuffed version of herself.

“It’ll take far more drinks in me for you to explore –that- portal!” The tiny doll giggled as Lissandra stuffed it in a bag of holding.

A’kin gave a grin and a soft, embarrassed chuckle as the guildmistress gave him a disapproving look. The doll hadn’t been overheard by the crowd, but still.

“I wasn’t that drunk at the time A’kin.” She whispered to him harshly. “And that was nearly ten years ago. Did he put you up to…”

“Enjoy your purchase Lissandra.” The ‘loth said. “It’s a limited edition, so there won’t be any others. And I’ll be having a chat with the supplier most certainly.”

“Supplier…” Lissandra said with a smirk. “Riiiiight…”

“Next up we have…” The auctioneer began as Lissandra stepped away towards the exit.

“I got off light didn’t I?” Lissandra asked, turning back towards A’kin momentarily. “Your sense of humor is sitting around latent in all of these isn’t it?”

For his part, A’kin just gave an innocent looking shrug.

What followed next was a quick set of auctions of a doll patterned after the Mercykiller Wyrm, and another resembling an executioner’s raven. One was purchased by a member of the Sodkillers and the other by a member of the Society of the Luminiferous Aether whose familiar was, sure enough, an executioner’s raven.

The aasimar handed them their purchases and unveiled the next doll: Jeremo the Natterer, already babbling softly as soon as it saw the crowd. There were several giggles from the crowd in response, including from Jeremo himself who apparently was able to take the lampooning in good humor.

“Next up we have Jeremo the Natterer. Bidding will begin at…”

“Five hundred thousand jink!” Jeremo called out with a laugh.

The crowd went silent for a moment and Jeremo propped his feet up on the back of the chair in front of himself and leaned back with his hands behind his head.

“And I’ll match any other serious bid.” The Ring Giver factol called out with glee just before waving at A’kin.

One of Zadara the Titan’s sword archon servants, and Estavan of the Planar Trade Consortium were both turned around, staring at Jeremo. Estevan was shaking his head and laughing politely. Zadara’s servant sighed and waved a wingtip in defeat.

“Sold! To Jeremo the Lady’s Jester for five hundred thousand jink!”

Jeremo quite literally had a skip in his step as he walked up to A’kin and bowed before accepting the miniature representation of himself. It, like him, was wearing a battered, tarnished crown just off kilter on its head, on top of a mop of haphazardly kept blond hair.

Jeremo shared some private joke with the ‘loth, a joke which his doll chipped in on, before he shook A’kin’s hand and walked back to his seat with a grin across his face.

The next auction that followed was for the doll of Autochon the Bellringer. The figure was dressed up in the full plate armor that Autochon himself was wont to wear, and the doll could be heard complaining about how hot it was, or how heavy it was, or even clutching its head and lamenting ‘The Bells! The Bells! Arrrggghhh!’.

Out in the audience, Autochon himself was not amused, though beneath the visor of his dull gray platemail, his expression could not be seen. He trembled slightly in anger though when one of Noshtoreth’s tiefling underpriests snickered.

What followed was a bidding war between Autochon and Noshtoreth, though probably the High Priest of the Temple of the Abyss was more concerned with spiting the Guildmaster of the Runner’s Guild and driving up the price than he was in actually owning the doll.

The doll eventually sold for nearly ninety five thousand jink to Autochon, after which the armor-clad man glared back at the cambion all the while as one of his runners retrieved the doll. Noshtoreth gave a slim smile back at the Bellringer, the same man whom he had cursed years before for sleeping with one of his functionaries.

All the while A’kin switched his gaze between the two men with a nervous smile on his face, seemingly very wary of having the two publicly antagonize one another, and even more wary of letting his own attention on them lead to others noticing the situation and possibly making it worse. Much to the ‘loth’s relief though, the two men stopped short of any actual argument, settling for periodic glares at one another.

And then the tables were reversed, with perhaps an intentionally planned event, or a very unfortunate quirk of scheduling, though to his credit, A’kin seemed to wince as the next doll was unveiled. That next doll set upon the auction podium was a tiny representation of Noshtoreth himself standing next to a tiny set of tinkling bells, each emblazoned with the symbol of the Abyss and the symbol of the Abyssal Lord Baphomet.

“Seventy five thousand!” Autochon called out, before the doll’s identity had even been announced.

“Fifty thousand!” Noshtoreth shouted at virtually the same time, followed by a hard stare in the guildmaster’s direction.

Up on the stage, A’kin twiddled his thumbs awkwardly as the auctioneer held up his hands.

“Yes yes,” the Auctioneer called out. “The bidding is now at seventy five thousand jink for the representation of Noshtoreth of the Umber Scales, High Priest of the Temple of the Abyss, complete with miniature Bells of Baphomet.”

“Eighty five!” Noshtoreth countered.

“One hundred!” Autochon quickly retorted, breaking the amount that the cambion had pushed his own namesake doll up to.

Noshtoreth paused and sneered at the man under the armor, and perhaps something telepathic passed from his mind and into the guildmaster’s, because he soon gave a higher bid and it was not challenged. An alu-fiend shortly thereafter approached the stage and accepted the doll for the sum of one hundred and ten thousand jink. Once she had returned with the purchase, Noshtoreth and his retinue then excused themselves and quietly left.

A’kin seemed almost happy to see them go, given that they were among the most likely to commit violence over a dispute. And, all said, that was probably for the best, as the very next doll to be slated for the auction block was none other than Yeenoghu, the Demon Lord of Gnolls.

The first bid was placed by Estevan the Ogre Mage, perhaps out of whimsy, perhaps out of simply wanting to collect one of the collectable items, and perhaps out of intent to sell it to Noshtoreth or someone else in the Temple at a later date. But regardless, the bid was at twenty thousand, a respectable sum but not too terribly high.

“I think I might go for this one.” Florian whispered to the others. “It’s cute and it’s not too terribly high priced.”

“How is it cute?” Fyrehowl asked. “You can’t even see it.”

And indeed, it hadn’t exactly been properly displayed as it was still inside a box that was padlocked and periodically rattled like an animal railing at the bars of a zoo cage.

“You can hear the little hyena giggle from inside in between the snarls and the curses in Abyssal.” Florian explained. “Thus, he’s cute.”

“And you’d be bidding against people with more money than you.” Clueless said.

Up on the stage, the box rattled some more and the hyena headed prince of gnolls gave that ever so distinctive cackle once more.

“He’s a little feisty.” A’kin said in explanation. “So handle with care, whoever ends up buying the little fellow.”

“Twenty five!” Florian called out.

“Thirty!” Another bidder shouted.

“Thirty one!” Shouted Bryn Ohm from somewhere in the back to some sighs and grumbles.

“Cheapskate…” Was muttered from somewhere in the middle of the crowd, though Ohm didn’t seem to notice it, or care if he had. The bariuar was guildmaster of the Innkeeper’s Fellowship, and he was notoriously cheap to the point of being considered a miser.

“Thirty two!” Florian shouted.

“Thirty five!” Ohm called out again.

A’kin motioned over the auctioneer and whispered something to him.

“I’ve been instructed,” The aasimar said, clearing his throat. “To inform the audience that the next doll up for auction is one of Mr. Ohm himself, so please keep that in mind while bidding.”

“I retract my bid!” Ohm called out to a chorus of snickers.

“Retractions of bids are not allowed under the rules of the auction house I’m sorry to inform.” The auctioneer added while scanning the crowd for further bids.

“Thirty six!” Florian called out as somewhere in the back of the room, the bariuar stomped a hoof.

A minute later Florian was walking back to her seat with the box containing the snarling, giggling Yeenoghu doll. Ohm was sulking and glaring at her the whole time of course, and it didn’t help any when on the very next item for auction, the doll of himself, he was woefully outbid by a member of the Entertainer’s Guild.

Thankfully though, there were only glares, not words, and no hint of violence, much to the possible lament of the Sodkillers standing at the back exits.

Over the next hour several more dolls came up and were sold off, though one or two of them ended up sparking a bidding war between two or even three people. Of them, a tiny doll modeled after Estavan of the Planar Trade Consortium ended up sparking one of those bidding wars when Estavan himself and proxy bidders for Zadara and two other Sigilian golden lords began tossing money around like it was nothing to them. Through it all, Jeremo the Natterer just sat and played with the doll of himself that he’d purchased, even going so far as to debate with ‘himself’ if he should suddenly swoop down and purchase it himself, even for the ridiculous sum of money that it was quickly rising to.

“Sold! For three hundred seventy two thousand to Estavan.” The auctioneer shouted, putting an end to the bidding, promptly handing the doll over to an at once very triumphant and very sullen ogre mage.

“I hadn’t intended to pay that much for myself.” Estavan commented to A’kin as he took the doll. “You’re worse than your counterpart. I can at least feel justified in hating her when she makes me pay for something, except now with you, here you are selling me something I don’t even need and you’re smiling the whole time.”

“Do enjoy it?” A’kin suggested with mild bewilderment. “I hope?”

“I’ve got you figured out ‘loth!” Estavan chided, waving an index finger at the fiend. “You’ve got a racket going on here and I can respect that. And I am enjoying myself, even if I’m spending far too much in the process. So yes, keep on smiling ‘loth, you’ve earned it I suppose.”

The ogre mage chuckled and tapped A’kin on the shoulder before walking back to his seat in the audience, though before the next item was unveiled he did shake a finger in mock accusation at the fiend one further time.

“Is anyone but me still wondering about what the hell is up with A’kin?” Clueless asked.

“Beats the hell out of me.” Florian answered. “I’m not sure I’d call him good. But I’m not sure I’d call him evil either.”

“A’kin is A’kin.” Fyrehowl said with a shrug.

But as they discussed the possibility of A’kin as a redeemed fiend, or perhaps simply a nice guy with a bad family history, the ‘loth was twiddling his thumbs again. He seemed incredibly nervous, though more out of apprehension, be it giddy or worrisome, than anything else.

“What’s got A’kin so jittery?” Fyrehowl asked.

“The reason why I’m here.” Florian answered.

“Me too.” Clueless added. “You place the bet, I’ll pitch in as needed.”

“The Marauder doll…” Tristol whispered as the cloth was taken off of the tiny doll dressed in its trademark gown of minute, green glass beads, admiring itself in a large mirror, with a coil of razorvine perched between its ears.

“Our next doll is of the King of the Crosstrade.” The announcer stated.

There was some nervous chatter across the crowd and a few people glanced at the exits, seemingly waiting for the doll’s namesake to come bursting in through one of the doors. But, much to their collective relief, she didn’t.

“Bidding will begin at twenty five thousand jink.”

“And you better not pay in silver!” The doll shouted out afterwards. “Like holy water in my wine, or small mortal children calling me ‘puppy lady’, that joke got old about eight thousand years ago!”

“Twenty five thousand!” Came a near simultaneous shout from Clueless, Florian and Fyrehowl.

Tristol was glancing at the exits and slinking down a few inches in his chair.

“I pissed her off last time.” The mage muttered. “I’m not going for a second try.”

“…tempting as it is…” He added a moment later with a guilty grin. “Count me in for money.”

There was a calm hush across the crowd like prospective bidders were still worried that the moment they placed a bid that a well dressed banshee of a yugoloth would swoop down on them in a whirlwind of socially elegant malice. That alone was keeping bidders away from the doll. It was a weird situation since the doll that many of them wanted the most was also the one that most of them worried the most about having in their possession.
“Fifty thousand!” Came a tentative bid from Annali Webspinner of the Entertainer’s Guild.

“Sixty. Just to say I did!” Came a whimsical shout from Jeremo, followed shortly thereafter by a shrug and a chuckle.

“Seventy!” Florian countered.

“Seventy five!” Shouted one of Zadara’s sword archons.

“One hundred thousand!”

“One hundred fifteen!”

“One forty five!”

The bidding was starting to get obscene as some of the wealthier people with little to fear from the King of the Crosstrade were getting into the mix.

“Think we can spend money that isn’t ours to spend?” Florian whispered to the others.

“I think that Nisha wouldn’t mind pitching in.” Tristol said.

“And I –know- that Toras would approve.” Fyrehowl said.

“Go ahead then.” Clueless prompted. “Bump it up again. We might get lucky and people might not be willing to piss off the b*tch, and plus they’ve already bid on other things earlier on.”

“Alright…” Florian said before raising her hand. “Two hundred thousand!”

She paused and glanced over towards a few of the other bidders.

“Two hundred thousand and the spare change in my pockets!” She shouted emphatically.

Off to one side, Jeremo was giggling profusely, or his doll was, it was hard to tell at times. Opposite him, Estavan was grinning and moving his hands in a show of defeat.

“Once. Twice. Sold to Florian of Tempus!” The aasimar pronounced.

“Better you than me.” Muttered a proxy bidder for Wi Ming Lee as Florian walked up to claim the doll.

A few steps further and there was a hand in her side as Estavan stopped her.

“Just a moment of your time.” The ogre mage said softly. “And don’t take offense at my own bidding on it, please do enjoy it. I only ask that if Shemeska finds out about the little bauble and pitches a fit in the middle of your establishment that a transcript of the events finds its way into my hands.”

“Don’t worry.” Florian said, moving the golden lord’s hand out of the way and walking up to take the doll from A’kin’s hands.

The ‘loth seemed a tad guilty.

“Don’t blame me for anything that happens.” He said, an ear twitching nervously. “And I feel bad about taking so much jink for it too.”

“Tell me I’m pretty! Now!” The Marauder doll demanded in an off pitch, shrill voice, stomping one of its slippered feet on the tabletop where A’kin had placed it and its mirror.

“It’s not pretentious when you really ARE the best!” The doll continued before turning and seemingly admiring its own backside in the mirror.

“Wow.” Florian said, looking down. “I’d swear that you’d just shrunk her and tried to pawn her off as is.”

A’kin tried to hide a smile.

“You might want to wrap that up before you go home tonight.” He said.

“And it better be the best wrapping money can buy!” The doll demanded. “Only the best for me or heads will roll!”

Florian flashed a triumphant smile as she imagined just what the actual King of the Crosstrade’s reaction might be. Of course, all things said, she wasn’t going to have to wait very long.
 

Shemeska

Adventurer
***​


Alone in his room, Clueless sat on his bed and removed the heavy cloth cover from a spherical object sitting on a stand off to one side.

He glanced down at the glassy orb and the shimmering golden liquid within. He’d used it before, on a lark, and ended up realizing that he’d found something of far greater value and utility than perhaps anything else that they had managed to claim from the possessions of one of the former factors of the Incantifers. What it actually was, he still hadn’t a clue.

“Well, before when I held some of this in my hands and thought of something, that something happened… time to find out just what exactly I can do with you…”

Clueless drew his sword, Razor, and held it out, balanced in the palm of his right hand. His left hand he dipped ever so cautiously into the viscous golden liquid. The syrupy substance was slightly warm to the touch as he collected a few droplets at the end of his fingers and held them out over the blade.

“And powers above, if I end up losing you…” Clueless said. He shuddered at the thought. Given the close association of a bladesinger with their sword, it would be like a wizard losing a familiar if he accidentally destroyed it.

Vaguely pondering the general concept of a more powerful sword, Clueless dropped a single glimmering drop onto the sword’s blade and watched as they flashed and vanished on impact, seemingly drawn into the sword like water on a sponge.

“Alright, no explosion. This is good…” He said as he exhaled with relief.

The normal pallor of the blade’s Baatorian green steel was changing as the droplets of liquid magic spread in tiny ripples across the surface and penetrated into every inch of the metal. Where it had previously been a mirror-bright, metallic green, it was now tinged with flecks of gold.

Clueless raised an eyebrow as he felt a subtle change in the way the sword felt in his hands. He couldn’t put the feeling into words. It was simply something that he knew, and something that perhaps only another bladesinger might fully understand. And, as strange as it might seem, Razor seemed… happy… as he cradled the softly glowing sword in the palm of his one hand.

“Well, if it was good enough to experiment on you, I can’t rightly say that I shouldn’t be a little adventurous myself…” The half-fey had a mischievous grin on his face as he looked at his other hand and the small number of droplets of the gleaming liquid he still had in his palm.

“Besides,” He said. “My girlfriend would probably say I was the better for having tried out something new. All about the experience, or so they say.”

He paused and the golden liquid in his hand rippled.

“Speaking of which…” He said, putting the liquid back into the orb. “I think I could use the help for this. And the supervision in case I kill myself by accident.”

Twenty minutes and a ‘whispering wind’ spell later, there was a knock on the door and Clueless answered it.

“So what was this about?” Tarelia asked, a little flicker of flame dancing in the Firre’s eyes.

The Eladrin stepped into the room and glanced over at the orb of golden liquid.

“I’ve mentioned this before, right?” Clueless asked, motioning towards the orb.

The Sensate nodded and glanced at the bladesinger’s sword.

“Your sword looks different.” She said.

“That.” She continued, pointing to the orb.

“Did that?” She said, pointing to Razor.

Clueless nodded.

“One drop did that actually.” He answered.

The Eladrin’s eyes went wide.

“And you actually want to try it on yourself?” She asked. “On the tattoo on your back?”

Clueless nodded and gave a guilty grin. “Yeah.”

“Let’s go for it then.” Tarelia replied. “Let’s see what happens.”

So much for Nisha being the most carefree person that Clueless knew.

The bladesinger nodded and sat down on his bed, moving the liquid filled globe to a more easily accessible position and making room for Tarelia to sit down next to him.

“You sure about this?” She asked as she delicately undid his shirt, exposing the tattoos that sprawled across his shoulders and back.

“Yeah.” He replied, turning to kiss her. “I think so. Just a few drops though, and do them one at a time in case something bad happens.”

She nodded as he took a deep breath and glanced at his reflection in a mirror while she held out a few droplets over the magical tattoos.

“I’m crazy for doing this, but what the hell…” He said. “Go for it.”

She let a single heavy, syrupy droplet roll across her palm to dangle in the air and shimmer for a moment before letting to drop onto Clueless’ back.

The liquid was absorbed the instant that it touched his skin, releasing a tingling shock that penetrated deeply into the muscles of his back. Clueless winced slightly at the obscenely strange feelings as he felt…something…occur, but he couldn’t tell exactly what. Several minutes passed and the sensations faded down into a warm glow that spread throughout his body.

“Well I haven’t blown up, that’s good.” He said with an amused and thankful giggle.

“Feeling alright?” Tarelia asked, rubbing his right shoulder with a free hand.

“Yeah, I think so.” He said. “Go ahead and use a few more drops.”

“I can’t.” She replied. “I already used them all the first time.”

Then, almost like a delayed reaction, that was when it hit him.

Clueless giggled, feeling far too happy.

“Really?” He asked. “How many drops?”

“Three or four?” Tarelia answered. “Something like that?”

Whatever it was, it hadn’t killed him or harmed him, but either from the fact that it hadn’t, or something intrinsic to the substance itself, Clueless was higher than an air mephit sucked into a hookah…

“What’s it feel like?” She prompted in true Sensate fashion.

Clueless giggled again as the warm, heady feeling continued to envelop him, and he tried to explain it. Once he’d described it as best he could, the two of them began to kiss and she began to gently touch portions of the tattoo on his back, asking him to describe how it felt.

Things went on from there, and some time later she was rocking back and forth atop of him, both of them fully naked, lost in a mental haze of entirely different origins. After they’d f*cked several times, they lay nestled against one another in bed, with Clueless rambling and still giggling to himself as the magically addled mental state of his only seemed to be slowly making any sort of decrease.

Tarelia made certain to linger around next to her lover long enough to make certain that he was safe from any lingering affects of the liquid that she had dribbled onto his back. Once she was certain that he was, she kissed him, dressed herself and left, apparently quite eager to return home and record the experience for posterity, and quite possibly experience it again by virtue of a sensory stone.

When, two hours later, Clueless regained some measure of lucidity, he put his shirt back on and muttered with a bit of a giggle to himself that he should probably go tend to the bar down in the common room. That was the idea at least, and about ten minutes after that realization he blinked and stopped staring blankly at the wall with a goofy, crooked smile on his face. Truth be told, he was giddy, high from the heavy magic, and wrapped in a blissful haze that was fogging his mind more thickly than the Great Foundry’s smoke shrouded the Lower Ward.

“Yeah I should go handle the bar…” Clueless said, glancing out the window and looking at the rough hour of the day.

“…handle the bar…” He said slowly before giggling again and thinking back to his favorite Sensate.

“It’s been a good day…”


***​


Down in the common room, Florian, Fyrehowl, Tristol, and Toras were sitting together at a table and gabbing over mugs of ale. Kiro was sitting across from them, occasionally helping out the staff and clearing off tables if they looked like they needed the help. Nisha was off somewhere, possibly with Amberblue, an issue that they all tried to ignore just because if they did think about it, they’d worry about it.

Conversation hadn’t really stayed on anything specific, though there had been some chuckles earlier on when they had watched Clueless’ girlfriend descend down the stairs from where she had presumably been with the bladesinger. She’d been giggling softly when she’d left the inn. Clueless and a giggling Sensate… the boy had apparently done something well.

They’d rambled at random over the next while before Clueless himself walked down the stairs and back to behind the bar. He was grinning. He was grinning way too much, with a sort of weird, drugged out haze, and his wings were glittering with a flickering dance of wild colors, like a sheen of oil on top of a puddle of water. Of course, outside of some initial commentary on the color of his wings, they all just assumed that he’d had a very good and exhausting time with a Sensate and didn’t give it much of a second thought.

“I still can’t get over those nutcases that Nisha knows.” Florian said, sipping at her drink and turning away from looking at Clueless gradually regaining some measure of giddy lucidity.

“Nisha –is- one of those nutcases.” Tristol replied.

For her part, Nisha just grinned happily.

“Alright, true.” Florian replied. “And hey… where you going Fyrehowl?”

The cipher had suddenly and abruptly stood up and made her way towards the door leading into the kitchen, and beyond it, the rear door to the inn.

“Uh…” She said, thinking for a moment as her hand touched the door. “I just remembered that I uh, had to go to the Gymnasium today to meditate. Like right now. Be back later.”

And without giving any time to listen to any more questions, Fyrehowl opened the door and was gone.

“Well,” Florian said. “That was weird. I wonder what got into her…”

Tristol’s eyes all of a sudden went wide.

“Cipher.” He said bluntly.

“And?” Florian asked.

“Cipher leaving all of a sudden without any obvious reason.” Tristol explained, his ears flattening slightly.

Florian’s face twitched in recognition as a shadow passed over the light streaming into the inn from the front door.

“Oh hells!” Toras said, looking up at the figure standing in the doorway.

The backlit silhouette in the doorway had a pair of erect canine ears and a coil of tangled vines perched between them.

Florian pushed her chair back and made for the stairs.

“What’s your excuse?!” Clueless called from the bar. “Don’t leave me here alone!”

The half-fey glanced over at the door with an odd mixture of loathing and resignation, topped off with a giggle.

“Tempus calls!” Florian said before holding up a finger, licking it and brandishing it towards the looming fiend as if testing the air. “I detect an overwhelming aura of BULLSH*T!”

Toras was gone a moment later, bolting for the back door with a sputtered cry of “Hark! The sound of someone in trouble!”

Kiro looked up towards the King of the Crosstrade, shrugged, and looked back at Tristol.

“Who’s she?” The cleric asked.

Tristol’s ears were flat as he looked up from his drink at the cleric’s question and realized he had no easy excuse to simply cut and run, and a teleport would have been far too obvious and insulting. He whined and his tail curled around the leg of his chair, while up at the bar Clueless looked like a deer caught exposed in a hunter’s lamplight.

The bladesinger sighed as circumstance did its best to put a damper on his magically elated mood, and then glanced around at his vanishing companions as the ‘loth sauntered into the room with her typical collection of tieflings.

“Oh son of a…” He muttered. “Why me?”

A pair of the King of the Crosstrade’s tieflings took up position flanking the front door, and two others, one of them familiar to Clueless’ eyes, carried a small mirror and a comb, the other with a very obviously displayed short sword, proceeded to evict the customers at the two tables nearest to where the fiend was going.

The door to the kitchen opened and Nisha walked out whistling a merry and made up on the spot tune. The Xaositect took one look at the Marauder, then to Tristol who was emphatically tilting his head in the ‘loth’s direction. Nisha’s lips pursed, the whistling stopped for a moment, and without any further ado she spun on one hoof and walked right back to where she’d come from.

“I imagine the presence of someone who exists to make your life miserable!” The Factol Darius Doll said from under her bell jar on the mantelpiece a few feet away from Clueless.

The bladesinger glanced over at Kiro and Tristol. The mage was decidedly looking the other way, trying to blissfully ignore the fiend; he hadn’t exactly had a good experience in meeting her the last several times that they had occasion to do so.

“Oh you’re no help…” Clueless muttered.

Kiro shrugged, stood up and walked over to clear away and tidy up the tables claimed by two of the Marauder’s groomer-guards and the table that she herself was standing next to, eyeing with a bit of disdain. The cleric had never met her before, and neither had she ever met him, nor did she have any hint of recognition in her eyes when he started to clean the table.

“Thank you for the help Kiro.” Clueless said to himself, and up in thanks towards the ceiling, up towards whatever gods might be listening, metaphorically speaking.

Meanwhile, as the bladesinger geared himself up to handling the Marauder, the ‘loth was being seated in as pretentious a way possible. One of her tieflings, Colcook, the one with mirror and comb, was pulling her chair out for her, sweeping it off with a brush, then letting her sit down, and finally pushing her in and up to the table.

There was an emphatic tip-tapping of claws on wood as Clueless walked up to Shemeska’s table.

The Marauder was dressed in her favorite gown, the blue-green dress of tens of thousands of tiny glass beads all strung upon thread and woven into something fairly flattering to her figure, and at the moment it wasn’t so mind numbingly tight as to appear painted on, as she had appeared at Jeremo’s party, putting herself on public display more or less. No, at the moment she actually appeared tastefully dressed, as tastefully dressed as a yugoloth of her status might be capable of at least.

She was fiddling with the coil of razorvine atop her head as the bladesinger approached. She was also giving him a vague smile. Something was up. Something had to be up.

“Can I get you something to drink?” Clueless asked hesitantly, but slathered in horribly put on politeness, made more possible by being quite high at the time. “Maybe something to eat as well?”

It was amazing just how much a fiend can look down on you while looking up at you, so to speak, but the King of the Crosstrade did just that as she spouted off an answer without glancing at the drink list or the food menu.

“I’ll have a Marauder’s Mirth.” She cooed. “And unless you happen to have pickled Bebelith eggs, I’m not too terribly hungry. Besides, I really doubt that you carry the food that I’m accustomed to.”

“We might, or we might be able to quickly get it for you.” Clueless suggested.

“Or you call them customers.” She added as an afterthought, more to herself with a slight toss of her hair, but just audible enough for him to hear.

Clueless ignored the statement just as much as he ignored the display of cleavage staring up at him from the ‘loth’s chest.

“What’s in a Marauder’s Mirth?” He asked cautiously.

“THE Marauder’s Mirth.” She corrected him, punctuated with a tap of a claw on and into the table.

“It’s my favorite drink.” She explained. “The Fortune’s Wheel coined it after me and I expect that most of the upper tier inns and taverns in Sigil carry it.”

“And then there was a complete non sequitur from the ‘loth, with a sudden, almost barked demand of: Colcook! Mirror!”

Clueless just stood there patiently as she ignored him in favor of her own reflection in a small handheld mirror held up in place by the tiefling to her left. She pursed her lips as with a telepathic prompt, Colcook applied a new layer of black lipstick and then promptly started to comb out the long, coppery-blond hair she had at the moment.

And then, without any acknowledgement of the pause, she jumped back to the prior conversation.

“Don’t know my favorite drink…” She said with a bit of a sneer. “A pity really. I’d been led to believe that you were to be numbered among them… the best inns in Sigil that is.”

“We might be able to make one for you, but… and my apologies, I’m not familiar with the ingredients.” Clueless said, trying so hard to sound genuine.

“I bet the 12 Factols would have known what goes in it…” Shemeska muttered to herself.

Clueless ignored the statement.

“And even if I can’t make one for you now,” He said. “This way we’ll know in the future to have what’s needed. Just for you.”

She smiled up at him and batted her eyelashes. “Admittedly, this –is- an unannounced visit, and it’s not a formal thing to actually judge the place on. I’ll be making that visit eventually, but you’ll have advance warning of that.”

‘Peachy.’ He thought. ‘Just peachy…’

Colcook meanwhile continued to brush out his mistress’s hair, which she might have actually lengthened during the process, just to give him more to do.

“But, in any event,” She purred. “My favorite drink is a mixture of four fingers of Bytopian Brandy, honey, puréed dretch pineal gland, two fingers of Styx water, with a sprig of razorvine and some gold leaf floating on the top.”

Clueless raised an eyebrow and wrote the ingredients down.

“The fo… the customers you have here in the Clerk’s Ward probably can’t appreciate the drink.” She added. “A pity really.”

“I’m not really certain that we can make this at the moment.” Clueless said.

“It really does take a special person to appreciate the drink. Especially the Styx water. Don’t you agree?” She asked, looking directly into Clueless’ eyes, without a drop of shame in the statement.

If he hadn’t been high on heavy magic in his bloodstream, he’d have considered spitting in her face.

‘Bitch…’ He inwardly thought as he put on a smile to her statement.

“Would you like something else to drink?”

“Your fiendish majesty.” She said.

“Hmm?” Clueless asked, confused.

“Would you like something else to drink your fiendish majesty.” She said, correcting him, extending the claw on a finger and motioning for him to restate the question properly.

‘I hate you. You disgust me. I want to kill you here and now.’ He wanted to say, but he didn’t.

“Would you like something else to drink your fiendish majesty?” Clueless asked, much to the fiend’s delight.

“Just a glass of something Baatorian.” She answered. “Surprise me.”

“As the King wishes.” Clueless said before turning and walking back to the bar.

‘Something Baatorian?’ He thought. ‘Sure, lemme go find an imp to piss in a goblet. That’ll work.’

Meanwhile, Kiro glanced over at the fiend as he sat down next to where Tristol was trying to get himself lost in the bottom of a drink.

“Who exactly is that women?” Kiro asked. “She’s a pain in the ass.”

Tristol looked up at him.

“Not so loud please…” He said, ears still folded back and to the side. “She’ll pitch a temper tantrum, and I really don’t want to clean up the room after she sets it, and possibly some people, on fire in the process.”

“And no one actually does anything about her?” Kiro asked with a bit of incredulity. “You just let her get away with it?”

“It’s complicated.” Tristol replied. “But yeah, we just let her get away with it most of the time.”

That however, was when Tristol’s eyes moved over to look at the Marauder. The fiend was doing something with a hand under the table.

“Hold on a second…” Tristol said, whispering the words of a ‘detect magic’ spell.

The Marauder lit up like a booze-covered Hiver given a hug by a fire elemental, but that was to be expected. Over by the bar, Clueless was sparkling with a wild snarl of random magical auras, something to ask him about later. But no, what drew Tristol’s attention was that the underside of Shemeska’s table was glittering with a mixture of universal and divination auras.

“Cute…” Tristol muttered. “We’ll have to sand the table down now.”

“Oh?” Kiro asked.

The ‘random’ tapping of claws by the ‘loth on the table had never been random. For most of her stay, which had already been far, far too long for anyone’s comfort level, she’d been drawing the lines of some sort of divination focus onto the underside of the table, along with a bit of self promoting graffiti on the top.

“I’ll have to tell Clueless about that later.” Tristol said with a sigh.

Clueless had, by that point, done his best to abandon the Marauder. He’d taken her order, mixed her drink, and given it to a random member of the serving staff to hand off in his stead. He’d busied himself with other customers, and hoped that the ‘loth would grow bored without him to torment, and eventually leave. Wishful thinking.

“That’s Shemeska the Marauder,” Tristol explained to the cleric next to him. “Aka the King of the Crosstrade. She’s a gossipmonger on the surface, she owns a little under a third of the land in Sigil, and she likely has a hand in half of the illicit goings on in the Cage at any point in time. And she revels in that little worst kept secret in the city as to what she actually is and how much influence she actually has.”

“Do people not realize just how full of bullsh*t she is?” Kiro asked Tristol.

“No.” The aasimar replied, lowering his voice. “Everyone knows full well.”

“She doesn’t know me from anyone else.” Kiro said. “I could, you know, -accidentally- walk past and drop a bucket of dishwater on her when I clear one of the other tables.”

“She’d be liable to kill you.” Tristol said.

‘She’s welcome to try’ was very nearly out of Kiro’s mouth, but he wasn’t honestly planning to do anything of the sort, not at the moment, not with Jermorille standing next to her and brushing out her hair. The Exile didn’t have a clue, and his presence in Sigil was somewhere between actual exile, being in a place where he couldn’t do too much damage, and just being a useful idiot from time to time.

“Then never mind that.” Kiro said. “That’s a bit harsh…”

Back over at the bar, Clueless was being beckoned to by the Marauder again.

“Oh hells…” He muttered for the second time in under an hour. By the end of the night he might have more of them than Baator’s nine if things didn’t improve.

The ‘loth was sipping approvingly at her drink. At least that had seemed to be the cause for her look of approval, the drink. Or not…

“F*ck…” Clueless whispered.

The Marauder had both hands on the table, and was leaning down and looking into the eyes of the Shemeska doll that they’d purchased from A’kin’s auction.


***​
 

Shemeska

Adventurer
“Aren’t I the prettiest fiend in Sigil?!” The tiny doll snarled up in a whiny version of the Marauder’s own voice.

The fiendess arched her eyebrows and leaned back slightly.

“Don’t I have the prettiest smile?!” The doll said, flashing a ragged, drooling mouthful of fangs.

A hush fell over that corner of the inn. Tristol’s head was down on the table and his tail curled around the leg of his chair. Clueless had sudden images of their inn demolished by a series of explosions in the next few seconds.

“Yes I am.” Shemeska crooned down at the doll. “And yes I do.”

The doll looked up at its namesake and there was some whispered comment it made, something crude, something involving a ‘friendly fiend’ and a Balor. What followed were a few startled coughs, the rattle of glasses in unsteady hands, and silence from the ‘loth.

Without looking away from the doll, the Marauder extended a hand and beckoned with a finger to Clueless.

“Please don’t pitch a fit…” Clueless muttered as he winced and reluctantly walked over to the fiend’s table.

Of course his reluctance never showed as he put a gracious smile upon his face, even as his head swum with a duality of magic induced euphoria and the thought of ‘…you arrogant b*tch. Why don’t you go screw the spire.’

As Clueless walked up to the table, the little doll was looking at its reflection in the tiny mirror that came along with it, apparently admiring the way its gown flattered its ass. The real Marauder was simply watching its own antics in miniature played out on the table, a thin-lipped smile on her face, either on the verge of a grin or a snarl.

“So…” She asked, twirling a finger through the coil of razorvine atop her head, still without looking up. “What’s your opinion of the doll?”

Given the relative hush that had fallen over that portion of the inn, Tristol could hear the question from where he was sitting, even if he was trying to avoid looking. A dozen potential counterspells danced through his mind along with a dozen horrible, terrible ways the situation could fall apart.

“It really doesn’t hold a candle to you…” Clueless said, belated and forcibly adding, “…your fiendish majesty.”

“And if people don’t flatter me.” The doll squeaked out. “I pull that little trick with nails, a tree, intestines, and hellhounds!”

The ‘loth didn’t respond, and Clueless held his breath.

“But it’s most fun to just make people do what you want them to do.” The doll continued, as it played around with changing the colors of the paint on its claws. “Blackmail, threats, implied threats, magic…”

“Among other classics.” The real Marauder crooned, turning up towards Clueless and flashing a smile.

“You know, I am impressed on a number of levels.” She continued. “From what I’d gathered, all these little dolls were quite lifelike and well matched up to their namesakes. But I never expected this one to be so well modeled.”

Clueless blinked.

“You knew about this one?” He asked.

“Well of course I did.” She replied. “It concerns me. You really didn’t think that you’d be able to keep a present for me concealed? I don’t handle surprises well, but I do appreciate the intent.”

“Present?” Clueless asked, a sudden change of tone creeping into his voice.

“Well of course.” The fiendess replied with pompous self-assurance. “I wasn’t invited to the auction by that outcast little bootlicker in the Lower Ward. So, knowing that I like gifts, and knowing how much I do so like me, you bid on it as a present for me.”

“Umm…” Clueless stammered.

“And dear,” She said, reaching out running a claw down the bladesinger’s chest gently. “I really am touched by the gesture.”

Had he not been high at the time, Clueless would have screamed. Not only was she going to steal something they’d all purchased together in mockery of her, but also the way her finger was tracing its way down his chest… she seemed far too familiar with the contours of his musculature for his comfort.

“It was a good choice on your behalf, and it really is so very lifelike. I half expect that the craftsman might have spent his evenings peeking into my bedchambers and taking notes.” She said with a laugh, withdrawing her hand and touching it daintily to her chest. “Oh for them to be so lucky though I suppose.”

Clueless repressed a snarl and a sudden, intense desire to slit her throat.

“So my trip to the Clerk’s Ward hasn’t been the ordeal I though it would be.” The King of the Crosstrade continued. “I get to see your quaint little place again, with all the nostalgia for the Ubiquitous Wayfarer it invokes, and I’m gifted with this darling little version of myself.”

“I’m glad that you enjoy ma’am.” Clueless forced himself to say at about the point that she started to ignore him entirely.

“Let’s go find a place that –actually- knows how to make my favorite drink.” The doll said with a shrill little bark.

“Perhaps, but while you look gorgeous with a figure so very much like my own down to the sparkle in your eyes, you need to learn a thing about tact.” The Marauder instructed the doll.

“You see, each and every insult needs to be directed like a bolt of lightning rather than a wail of the banshee. Be precise in your mockery, and despite the illusion and appearance of whimsy, always mean what you say when you offend. And yes, I’m sure we can find a shot of higher end spirits at one of the nicer bars in the city.”

The Marauder’s lips curled back in a sneer as she adjusted the tangle of razorvine atop her head, and the doll proceeded to do much the same.

“But now you darling little facsimile,” Shemeska said down to the doll. “There’s misery in the Cage, and it’s high time we found some to partake of.”

Clueless was livid as the fiend gestured one of her servants over to pull back her chair, drape a black silk stole across her lower back between her arms, and place the doll inside a padded box they’d apparently arrived with. She’d come simply to pick up what she’d wanted, and in fact she’d probably had one of her people find the damn doll and bring it down to the common room for her to discover and graciously accept as a gift with the entire Cage’s supply of false humility.

It went without saying that there was neither payment nor a tip for the food her people had ordered as she stepped away and walked towards the exit, finally breaking into laughter as soon as she reached the street.

“Shaved.” Clueless exclaimed. “Definitely not good enough.”

With the fiend’s barking mockery fading into the distance, Clueless put his head down on the bar and exhaled. His head was swimming, his back was tingling like it had fallen asleep, and he was having random flickers of light play across his field of vision in time with the beating of his heart.

Either the Marauder had pushed his blood pressure up to near lethal levels with her little display, or he was having side effects of his experimentation with his back and the globe of syrupy, liquid magic earlier in the day. And though the ‘loth had done her fickle best, that wasn’t likely to be the cause of it all.

“Are you alright?” Tristol asked, walking up to the bar, the fur on his ears still slightly on end from the fiend.

“Hmm?” Clueless mumbled off key as he looked up.

“You don’t look very good.” The aasimar replied with some concern. “She do something to you?”

“No…” Clueless replied. “I just…”

The bladesinger’s speech slurred and he giggled.

“…” Tristol looked suddenly more worried.

“I’m just, y… I’ll be back later…” Clueless said as he stepped out from behind the bar. “Sleep…”

“You do that.” Tristol said. “I’ll have someone else fill in at the bar.”

“You have fuzzy ears.” Clueless said with a gleeful giggle as he staggered away.

Tristol frowned and paused to respond, or maybe even stop him to make certain that he hadn’t been drugged or something. But he let him go, watching him firmly till the bladesinger vanished up the stairs on the way to his room, resolving to check up on him later.


***​


Clueless slumped against the surface of his door and fumbled with the latch. His head was getting worse and his back felt numb. But strangely enough he wasn’t worried in the slightest, suffused as he was with a general sense of euphoria.

Only seconds later, as he stepped into the room and sat down on the bed, something happened. Something popped in the back of his mind, his vision contorted and his eyes ached for a few painful seconds. But when it was over his perspective had suddenly changed, his surroundings vanishing and being replaced with somewhere else entirely. He was watching something but not controlling it, like a vision through a sensory stone or through a legend lore spell. He was having another flashback triggered by the globules of heavy magic spinning their way through his tattoo and into his flesh. But this time, he wasn’t choosing anything of what he was being shown.

The room was smaller and darker, the flickering light of a few sparkling globes, each filled with the bound essence of a lantern archon, illuminated only those portions of ‘his’ vision that he wished. A table, covered in a chaotic mess of loose papers, open books… and a golden globe filled with a glistening, honey-like liquid.

“Too old. Too old.” He said. “The Ape Who Would Fly discovered it independently, and much too late in the historical record to match where I found this little bauble.”

The view suddenly shifted back to focus on the speaker, revealing the supremely arrogant, hawk nosed countenance of Shekelor seated at his desk, glancing back and forth between a pair of books and his own reflection in the orb of golden liquid.

“I wonder… no, that couldn’t be it.” He said, openly musing to himself. “They wouldn’t have had a hand in this.”

The two massive tomes sprawled open upon Shekelor’s desk, they were like bookends upon the globe of heavy magic, each of them scrawled with the Incantifer’s own scrawled notes in the margins. The first book, ‘Magic and Antimagic – Karsus, Archwizard of Eileanar Enclave’ was bound in a heavy, maroon cover, with an exquisitely illuminated interior. But despite the obvious value of the book itself, the Factol of the Magicians treated it with a certain level of intellectual nonchalance.

Slipping a finger over a series of equations and schematics relating to the binding of specific types of magical energies together into a larger, self-sustaining whole, Shekelor smiled. Much like mathematics was a thing of beauty to a Guvner, so too was the working of magic something similar to the lord of the Incanterium. Like poetic little quatrains, he recited the words in Old Loross that described one tiny facet of the interactions between the threads of a mythallar, and stabilized heavy magic, and he smiled, genuinely happy for a brief few moments.

But then it was gone, his reverie broken, and his impatient, hungry mind moving on to another page entirely, looking for answers and ignoring the rest as superfluous.

“The Netherese were dolts…” He muttered, reaching out to underline something in the Karsus text. “A shame they’re no longer extant. They had promise and potential. What fun they would have been.”

His last statement was laced through with hunger, and it seemed that for a moment, lost in contemplation, he might very well drool upon the pages of the open book.

“I have to wonder though, did you really come up with the idea all on your own?” The Magician pondered. “Was it a stupendous, glorious mistake on your part? Did you die with some natal insight into the workings of the stuff, never deigning to write it down out of jealous pride?”

Shekelor smirked, “Believe me, I could have respected that.”

That said, he flipped another page and examined a few more details on the practical applications of the material, though for the most part, the first two pages were merely prefaced with statements of caution and blatant warnings as to the extreme volatility of such endeavors. Ultimately, after seeming to gain little from the text that he didn’t already know, Shekelor moved from the book and gazed into the depths of the glassy sphere itself.

“It’s a shame that I have other, more important things on my mind.” He said, speaking to the golden liquid. “I’ve got another little bauble to find, and I’ll be leaving shortly to find it. Had I more time I’d like deeply to learn just where you first came from.”

In the vision, reflected back in the surface of the orb, Shekelor’s luminous, liquid silver eyes gazed back at Clueless. Those hungry, inhuman orbs peered back at him in that flicker of disjointed memory, carried across the years by the same liquid he’d sat there in Sigil pondering over so very long ago.

And then, without warning, the memory skipped track, launching forward an uncertain period of time.

When his vision cleared again, Shekelor was still there at his desk, the globe of heavy magic still situated in front of him, only now he was glancing down at the second book he’d had upon his desk. That other tome was bound in simple brown leather, not given over to any overly elaborate decoration. It was a very simple, unassuming thing, in marked contrast to the first of the books he’d been studying.

‘The Sublime Laws of the Arcane: implications and loopholes’, that was the name of the book; and while there was no author’s name given, the upper right corner of each page was stamped with a symbol very much like that of the Fraternity of Order.

“And if Karsus might have kept secrets, I –know- that you do.” Shekelor hissed as he glanced over a page that seemed to be more math than actual script. “Bloody brilliant in your own way, but too obsessed with the search for knowledge and understand how it all works in the minute, than you are with actually taking advantage of it.”

The Incantifer paused and circled a few portions of a page, jotting down some notes in some sort of personalized shorthand for later.

“At least with you, I can actually walk down to your damn office and ask you something myself.”

Shekelor obviously knew the author. That wasn’t entirely expected.

“Of course I have to deal with your fellow faction members’ peery eyes.” He said with some scorn. “But at least I’ll have an intelligent conversation if you’re around. Though you ask too many questions and you’re far too keen to play this little game of one-upmanship we’ve developed over the years. You’ve already lost simply because you picked the wrong faction my friend, and no amount of subtle insinuation that you’ve ‘found the biggest secret of all’ or ‘found other places’ and ‘found how to call to them’ or that you’ve ‘found some friends all your own’ will really make any difference in the matter. You’re not practical enough, and one of these days, it’s going to kill you.”

The curious condescension in the wizard’s voice was nearly palpable.

“And that last sending of yours, were you bragging?” Shekelor mused. “Babble about Keeping and Loopholes and Others. By the time you do anything practical I’ll have already found the Labyrinth Stone. Stop hitting the Arborean wine and you’ll make something of yourself.”

And with that, Clueless’s vision swam, the memory faded and be blacked out.

It might have been only a few minutes, or it might have been a few hours, he wasn’t immediately certain of how much time had passed when he came to and shook his head.

“That was different…” Clueless said to himself, standing up on unsteady feet.

His head was swimming still, but unlike a dream, the memory was firmly cemented into his mind and the details were curious to say the least. If he was learning things simply by association with objects, like some sort of random and unasked for bursts of physiognomy, it opened up avenues of inquiry that otherwise would have been firmly locked away in the past’s silent crypt.

“So Shekelor didn’t make you.” He said, looking at the orb of heavy magic. “And he didn’t know who did either.”

And then there were the books.

“I’ll have to ask Tristol if he knows where I can find a copy of the first one. I’ve got the name of the author for that one at least. The second one… that might take some more work.”

If nothing else, it might take the wizard’s mind off of the day’s experiences with the Marauder. Of course in the meantime though, Clueless himself was still a bit on edge about his own little episodes of unasked for divinations.

“Hopefully I don’t start randomly getting flashes of memories like that.” He said as he tossed a cloth over top of the globe. “At least with divinations you can control when and what you’re looking at.”


***​


Tristol was sitting at one of the tables in the back room that he’d converted to a lab and a magical library. He’d retreated there and closed the door after the Marauder’s little escapade earlier, simply wanting to avoid people and any sort of bother, finding some solace in his books.

He’d even managed to find some of that desired peace in the time he’d spent there reading. No drunken customers, no pissant yugoloths, no dangerously amusing Xaositects. Well no, that last one he had a bit more tolerance for, more than tolerance actually, even if she was amazingly able to cause trouble.

But that solace thing he’d briefly managed to find, well, it didn’t last much longer once there was a knock at the door and Clueless stuck his head in.

“I’ve got a question for you Tristol.”
 

Shemeska

Adventurer
Tristol looked up from his spellbook with more than a bit of consternation playing across his face.

“The last time you poked your head in here you were mucking around with Heavy Magic.” The aasimar said, looking warily over to see if Clueless had brought any of the freakishly unstable liquid with him.

“I ask a question and you immediately think I’m doing something dangerous?” The bladesinger asked with a puckish grin, still touched by his earlier mental haze even as he tried to hide it.

“What have you been doing with it lately?” Tristol asked. “I know you can’t get drunk, so something would have to explain the way that you were acting earlier… and still are acting.”

“And you immediately think I’m still messing with heavy magic?” Clueless asked again.

Tristol raised an eyebrow.

“The last time you did, I told you what it was.” The mage said. “Well, at least what little I or anyone else really knew about it, and to…”

“Yeah yeah yeah.” Clueless replied. “You said ‘Keep it away from me!’ and then tried to hide under your tail.”

“Do you blame me?” The mage replied with a frown, noting the guilty grin playing across the half-fey’s face.

“So what is it this time?” Tristol continued with a sigh. “Just don’t get me anywhere near the stuff itself. I’ll answer any questions if I can, just to try to keep you from blowing yourself to pieces, and me, and the inn, and never let Nisha become aware of it!”

Even in his current state, Clueless had to shiver at that last one.

“Last time I asked about heavy magic you mentioned Karsus.” The bladesinger said. “But have you ever heard of a book that he wrote called ‘Magic and Antimagic’?”

“Eh?” Tristol said with a bit of surprise.

“Have you heard of it before?” Clueless asked. “Is ‘eh’ a yes or a no?”

“Well, yes.” Tristol said. “I’ve read some portions of it before, but usually in other books. It’s a rare bit of lore, even in Halruaa.”

“So you don’t have a copy?” Clueless quipped.

“No…” Tristol replied. “But what got you interested in the book? And where did you hear about it in the first place?”

“It’s about the heavy magic…” Clueless said. “And… well…”

“Say no more…” Tristol said, cutting him off. The mention of the heavy magic ended his wanting to know anything further, simply for his own safety.

“So you –do- have a copy?” Clueless prompted with a burgeoning grin.

“No, like I said, it’s pretty damn rare.” Tristol said with a shrug. “It was written thousands of years ago.

Clueless looked momentarily crestfallen, just before Tristol added, “But… I do know someone that I can likely get a copy from.”

And that person was Lothar, Master of the Bones.


***​


“I probably should have sprung for a tout.” Tristol said to himself as he glanced up at the battered, soot-covered signs at the street corner.

He stood and turned full circle, trying to orient himself in the foggy streets of the Lower Ward. The air was thick with ash, the rotten egg smell of sulfur wafting from the smokestacks of the Great Foundry, and a less certain smell vaguely reminiscent of vinegar that clung to the tongue like a bitter aftertaste of cheap wine.

“Hell, I should have asked Nisha to come along with me.” He said. “She knows the streets better than I do.”

The warren of streets that he had ventured down was not in the more traveled sections of the Ward. Far from the more popular workshops, businesses, and the wider thoroughfares that accommodated their to and from traffic, Tristol was easily losing his way.

“And… and I enjoy her company.” He added, a small smile crossing his face. “Hopefully she feels the same about me. I think she does, I hope she does. I just need to get up the courage to ask her.”

Now it was true, he though, Nisha and he were technically different species: him an aasimar and she a tiefling. True, they’d grown up in drastically different backgrounds: he’d been one of the privileged within the magocracy of Halruaa, and she’d grown up with nothing on the streets of the Hive. But despite that, perhaps even because of that, she made him smile and he’d been realizing that more and more lately.

His mind continued to wander for a moment as he passed through another thick patch of fog. What would his family say about Nisha if he brought her back to Halagard to visit their tower? Lutra would probably… no, Lutra would absolutely pitch a fit, and the idea brought a smile to his face and set his tail to wagging like a happy puppy.

“Just to get up the courage now...” Tristol said.

But with that thought, the smog broke abruptly as he reached the end of the street and looked down, stopping himself with a bit of an awkward shuffle of his feet.

“What sort of place does Lothar live in?” Tristol mused with uncertainty.

Twitching his tail and stepping back slightly from the edge, he gazed down at the wide cleft in the street, and the steep fifty-foot drop inches in front of him: The Ditch. The street simply ended at what was best described as an urban wound stretching for blocks in either direction across the edge of the Lower Ward, slicing into the city’s flesh. Frowning at the expanse and contents of the chasm, Tristol thought back to Lothar and his’ initial meeting some time ago.

Tristol had first encountered the man at Jeremo’s dinner at the Palace of the Jester. The so-called Master of Bones had been sitting across from him looking rather socially out of place, and so, thinking the elderly gentleman a mage, based on the robes he was wearing, he’d struck up a conversation. Lothar had apparently shown up only following a pair of requests by the Jester himself, probably because Jeremo had wanted another level headed and powerful spellcaster in case things went sour between some of his more opinionated guests who refused to play well with others. But, as it happened, Lothar hadn’t needed to do a thing, since Tristol and his companions had jumped into the fray instead.

Unfortunately the Marauder and the Titan of Wealth had launched into their spat just shortly after Tristol and Lothar had gotten to know one another, putting a halt on their socialization. But at the same time, they had spoken briefly after the party was over, exchanged addresses, and provided an open invitation to one another to visit if they ever wanted to simply chat, or if they wished to deal as sages of the arcane.

Well, given Clueless’s request for a book by Karsus himself, Tristol found the time was right to give the Master of Bones a calling.

This of course was founded on the presumption that he could actually –find- Lothar’s address in the first place amid the reeking, trash filled expanse of the worst of the Lower Ward. The smell in the ward was typically foul, but it seemed to have gotten as bad as it might possibly get unless he fell into a portal to the Abyss.

Suffice to say, as Tristol held his breath and looked down, the Ditch was making a poor impression on him, especially given that the intermittent portals to Oceanus had not flushed the chasm in any recent period, leaving it choked with refuse, debris, and water that seemed very nearly to have the consistency of syrup. A few desperate berks, along with a multitude of rats, cranium and mundane both, fished the muck for anything edible, or anything of use that might have been dumped or discarded there. And, given the crime within the ward and the adjacent Hive, more than a few corpses lay partially submerged along the trough.

“Alright. Took a wrong turn somewhere.” Tristol said, covering his nose with a sleeve of his robe and turning away from the edge.

The stench of rot and standing water was nauseating, and holding his breath with a grimace, he quickly hurried back along the street.

Several blocks and several turns later, Tristol’s eyes were still watering from the mild drizzle of rain seeping out of the smog-ridden sky and turning the fog into acrid smelling vapor more like vinegar than water. The streets were thinner, the cobblestones more chipped and cracked, and the few passersby less welcoming to requests for direction. Altogether, it wasn’t the Hive or the worst of the barrens of the Shattered Temple District, but it was damn near the worst of the Lower Ward.

Still covering his nose from the rank odor that swirled around him, likely picked up from the breeze passing over the Ditch, Tristol was nearly on the verge of turning around and going home when he arrived at the address that Lothar had given him.

“This can’t be right.” Tristol muttered, looking up at the battered iron plate that gave the street number, and then up at the house itself.

His ears twitched in confusion as his eyes played over the burned out, apparently abandoned house that occupied the site. The windows were broken, bits of refuse and graffiti littered the stoop, and the place gave no indication of recent occupation beyond a squatter or two; certainly the place didn’t seem to fit a spellcaster of Lothar’s capacity.

“I’m tempted to just go visit A’kin and ask if he’s got a copy of the book.” Tristol said as he cautiously walked up towards the front door. “This hasn’t been a pleasant trip so far, and at least A’kin might offer me a smile and a cookie for the visit.”

The front door was laying off to one side of course, the hinges having long ago been pried loose and stolen for scrap. A dead executioner’s raven, rotten and partially eaten, was also tossed off to one side. They were not exactly the most welcoming portents when looking for a wizard’s abode.

“Hmm.” Tristol mumbled hopefully. “Maybe it’s just an illusion to keep vagrants away.”

Once past the doorway though, the interior wasn’t much better. The floor was covered in dust and a few errant tracks left in recent weeks by squatters, or simply the curious who happened to explore the place.

“So much for this just being an illusion.” Tristol said, scuffing at some of the ash and dust with the tip of his staff. “I’m still not convinced that I’ve just got the wrong address and some prankster didn’t simply switch the… wait…”

Now that was odd. Tristol squinted and craned his neck to look up.

In the middle of the squalor, seemingly untouched by the passage of years, the tarnish of neglect, and the ravages of Sigil’s own unique brand of elements, there was a single, unbroken and virtually new, stained glass window high on one wall.

“If that’s not a hint of magic, I’m not a mage.” He said, already whispering a divination spell under his breath.

The window began to glow just a bit more brightly, giving away a telltale trace of the protective abjurations that had kept it safe over the years, shedding its multicolored rays across the floor of the gutted, ruined house despite any conditions that might preclude the passage of light, be it fog, rain, or anything else.

Tristol smiled and stepped into the path of the window’s light, half expecting some magical effect, and half just admiring the mixture of colors. While no magical display was forthcoming, he did notice something about the dust-covered floor below him: it was hollow under his footfalls in the area colored by the window’s light.

“Well that’s interesting.” Tristol said, stepping back at taking note of a recessed latch and handle mostly covered by the dust.

A trapdoor.

He tapped the door a few times with his staff, finding its dimensions, and then pulled it up and open to reveal the rungs of a ladder constructed from, or carved into the shape of bones. A bit of warm, pleasantly fresh air drifted up from the darkness below, stirring the dust and soot above.

Casting a minor cantrip to illuminate the gloom as he descended the ladder, Tristol closed the trapdoor back to the surface and examined his new surroundings. With the darkness suppressed and held back, the room was rather nicer than the hovel that sat perched over it. The ladder emptied into a small, wood paneled room mostly free of dust that was comfortably warm compared to outside in the chill, rank fog of the Lower Ward.

Neat but sparse, that was the overall tone of the place. But that did fit the impression that Tristol had gotten from Lothar when they’d briefly spoken at Jeremo’s party. And with that thought in mind, brushing a bit of soot off of his robes with a bit of anxious self-consciousness, Tristol approached what appeared to be the front door opposite the stairs and politely gave a knock.

There wasn’t a bit of sound in response from the other side of the door.

“Hmm.” Tristol said. “I wonder if he’s home.”

A soft hiss of another door opening made the aasimar turn his head to the side and look. Off to the right, an obscured door had opened to reveal a dark figure draped in a hooded robe, looking expectantly at Tristol. It wasn’t Lothar however, it was too hunched over for that, and as it took a few steps forward, it was far too lithe and quick on its feet to match the venerable old man that Tristol remembered.

“I’m here to see Lothar.” Tristol said, fishing in his pocket for a card. “He’d wished to exchange some information with me.”

The cowled figure veritably scurried forward and extended a gnarled hand to accept the card, bringing it close to its hood and seeming to sniff at it. Tristol felt the urge to step back from the figure’s odd behavior, but he held firm even as who he assumed to be a servant or perhaps the doorman pulled back his cowl to reveal a face more rat than human, replete with elongated, protruding incisors and long, twitching whiskers.

“The Master of Bones is present.” The were-rat said with a bit of a hiss. “Does he expect you?”

“We’ve met before, a few months ago.” Tristol replied. “He extended an open invitation to me then, and I have a request and an offer for him regarding a book.”

The humanoid vermin twitched its ears and seemed to ponder for a moment before pulling out a large, antique looking key and moving towards the door Tristol had originally knocked at.

“I didn’t catch your name.” The mage said. “Who might you be?”

The doorman rolled his eyes before turning around to face his master’s guest.

“I would be Tattershade.” He replied with a straight face. “King of the were-rats.”

The doorman turned and opened the door, once again rolling his eyes and doing his best to seem polite while responding as little as possible to a few questions and attempts at conversation on Tristol’s part.

Eventually though, ‘Tattershade’ motioned Tristol forwards into Lothar’s waiting room and scurried off to presumably fetch the master himself, leaving his guest to stare in awed revulsion at the contents of the room.

Skulls. Thousands of them. The walls of the vaulted chamber were covered in shelves and bookcases packed with orderly rows of bleached white, grinning skulls of all shapes and sizes, each categorized and tagged with a small nameplate below the spot where they sat.

“Wow.” Tristol said. “The name fits I suppose.”

Tristol stepped further into the room, letting his eyes wander across one of the shelves and the rest of the room as well. A few chairs and sofas dotted the floor along with a podium or two with a spot for a book and inkwell, and on the far end of the chamber a decorative, wrought iron spiral staircase spiraled up and down into other chambers. But the skulls were by far the dominating aspect of the room, leering down like a chorus of grinning imps just finished with their last architectural project in Avernus.

Most of the skulls were old, missing teeth, cracked in places, and showing the evidence of prior burial or abandonment in various circumstances for long periods of time. The collection also ran the range from humanoids of all sizes and types, to even a few fiends and celestials.

Virtually all of the skulls were identified by species, age, and even where they had come from. What more, most of the skulls were named, presumably the name of the individual they had come from in the first place. But what drew Tristol’s attention was a tag affixed below one of the skulls.

“Will not talk. Fix later.” Tristol mumbled, reading the small, concise notation affixed to the nameless, apparently newly added skull.

“That almost makes it seem like Lothar manages to make them talk to him.” Tristol openly mused, feeling respectful and disturbed at once. “I know some clerics can make a corpse speak through magic, but this… this is a bit beyond that.”

His back turned to the other half of the collection, he suddenly felt painfully aware of the skulls behind him staring at him. Thousands of hollow sockets devoid of eyes, devoid of life, still somehow animate, it was like being in a prison, or more like a zoo with sentient animals set out on display.

“I’m not a necromancer though.” Tristol said, looking at a few of the skulls above his head on the shelf. “I wouldn’t know the first thing about holding a conversation with you.”

Seemingly spurred by his comment, a series of staccato chatters of teeth, like skeletal laughter, echoed behind him. Tristol spun around at the noise.

“…” He held his tongue, looking for perhaps Lothar or one of his servants that might have caused the noise.

Some of the skulls had moved and were now positioned to look directly at him.

*clack*

One of them moved on its own accord, rapping its teeth together, catching the mage’s attention.

*chatter*

“You’re undead?” Tristol questioned one of the animate skulls, moving closer to them.

“No.” One of them whispered, its hollow voice barely audible.

“We…” Another began before being silenced by another.

“Silence! The Master approaches!” Several exclaimed before likewise falling still and hush.

Tristol perked an eyebrow as a hush seemed to descend over the skulls in their entirely. Something like fear mixed with resentment, seemed to swallow the skeletal chorus, stealing away any of the sense of life that some of them had expressed when faced with the lone mage.

Footsteps echoed on the spiral stairs and Tristol turned to look.

“Master Starweather,” Came Lothar’s warm greeting. “It is good to see you again. To what do I owe the pleasure of your visit?”

In contrast to his rich, confidant voice, the man descending the staircase was frail and ancient looking. The bulk of his frame seemed filled out by the rather plain robe he wore, and he was leaning heavily on his staff as he stepped down each stair, making his way into the skull chamber.

“It’s good to see you as well Lothar.” Tristol replied, giving a bow. “I knew about your collection of bones from when we spoke at the Palace of the Jester, but I have to admit that I’m more than a bit overwhelmed now that I’m here looking at it.”

The skulls remained silent and inanimate, like they were collectively holding their dusty breath and minding their manners while their master entertained a guest. But even if the skulls seemed verily terrified on some level, Lothar himself didn’t give off anything even close to the disturbing aura of fear and questionable morals that a powerful necromancer, lich, or priest of a deity of death might shed like the light of a torch. Quite to the contrary, and in sharp contrast to the skulls lining the walls like some great catacomb of the Dustmen, the Master of Bones seemed friendly, warm, and quite pleasant to be around.

“This is but a portion of my full collection I will admit.” Lothar said, taking a seat on one of the chairs. “I have my servants arrange them according to those I might seek to consult, all depending on what topic I happen to be researching at any moment.”

“It’s rather fascinating, if quite out of my range of specialization.” Tristol replied. “I take it that you manage to gain something from them beyond normal divinations and searching through libraries?”

Lothar nodded sagely. “Unlike people, unlike an author’s lines in a tome, and without the ambiguity inherent in most divinations, the dead cannot lie.”

Upon one of the shelves, a few skulls rattled like frightened puppies given a few sharp words by their owner.

“But I’m to understand that you had some offer for me?” Lothar said, swinging the conversation away from his collection of the dead.

“Yes.” Tristol replied, taking a seat as well. “I was wondering if you have a copy of a certain book.”

“Perhaps. It really depends on the subject and relevance to my studies.” Lothar said. “Despite popular opinion among some, and perhaps appearances, I’m not a necromancer, nor even a wizard. I consider myself a priest, nothing more.”

Tristol nodded, aware from prior conversation that Lothar, like Oridi Malefin of the Dustmen, was a cleric of the Abstract Concept of Death, venerating the process itself in a way that might be beyond the grasp of a priest of Osiris, Hades, Arawn, Kelemvor, or any others.

“It’s a book by the Archmage Karsus, late of Toril, titled ‘Magic and Antimagic’.” The aasimar continued. “It’s quite rare, and several thousand years old.”

“I’m familiar with it.” Lothar responded with a smile. “And I do have a copy of it in my library.”

Tristol’s ears perked almost immediately. For someone who wasn’t a wizard, Lothar had more sorcerous goods at hand than most mages did, perhaps as references or perhaps just as bargaining tools for the future.

“Would it be possible for…” Tristol began.

“Yes.” Lothar replied. “You may borrow it for a ten-day without cost.”

“Might I be able to make a copy of it?” Tristol asked politely.

And honestly, that was his own request, and not simply a favor by proxy for Clueless. Clueless simply wanted one snippet of information from the book, viewing it as more a curiosity than anything else. Tristol on the other hand viewed the book from the context of his own people’s history in Halruaa, the heirs and descendants of fallen Netheril. To him, the book contained what his people sought to preserve in some cases and recreate in others, and having one more copy of that knowledge was another step along that path, a tangible prayer for the honored fallen.

“Yes… but.” Lothar explained, putting up a finger. “If you wish to copy it I will require some manner of favor in exchange.”

“What sort of favor?” Tristol asked.

“I don’t quite know as of yet.” The cleric said with a shrug. “But we can discuss those terms and specifics later when I have the book retrieved and brought down here. For the moment however, I’m curious as to what transpired when Jeremo hired you and your fellows to look into, and apparently fix, his little cranium rat problem.”

“You knew about that?” Tristol asked.

“I have several were-rats in my employ.” The Master of Bones explained. “I was probably aware of the migration of that particular Hive into his palace before Jeremo first noticed them.”

“Well,” Tristol began. “Jeremo provided us with maps of the first few layers below the street level, and warned us that beyond that point…”

He paused and pondered how to phrase it.

“…beyond that point the hallways move and rearrange themselves.”

“Interesting.” Lothar commented. “Jeremo’s Palace existed long before he was born, and it has an interesting history in and of its own. Do go on.”

“We got lost, very quickly in fact. And the rats were not in any sort of mood to converse.” Tristol explained. “We fought them off and chased them down for hours, but the halls under the Palace were a maze by that point, and almost like one of the original occupants had –intended- it to be a maze.”

“That’s quite possible.” Lothar said, not giving away if he was aware or not of any of the detail that Tristol was skirting or not wholly explaining.

But nonetheless, Lothar continued to listen as Tristol explained their flight through the maze and eventual discovery of the stairway that seemed virtually grown into the rock and stretching down for miles. With reluctance and curiosity both raging, he explained how they had walked down the seemingly bottomless stairwell, wondering all the time if they were even still within the City of Doors.

“I very much doubt that you were in Sigil at that point.” Lothar finally said, a wary sound creeping into his voice for the first time. “But do continue.”

Tristol detailed the vaults as they found them, including the chamber with the floating, non-magical obelisk, and the other chamber filled with its warding circle of unreadable symbols, its statue or golem of sorts, and its riddle that spoke of something, or someone, known as HUBRIS.

Lothar was fascinated, leaning forwards on his staff with rapt attention.

“And then there was the other chamber that we found.” Tristol said, pausing both for effect and the chill that crept over his spine at the memory. “It was open to the sky.”

Lothar’s eyes narrowed.

“A sky?”

“Just… a sky.” Tristol explained. “It wasn’t an illusion, there wasn’t a horizon, and we didn’t see the Spire or the Outlands, just void stretching off.”

“And there was a statue of The Lady…” He continued.

“Stop!” Lothar said firmly, silencing him with an open hand. “Please do not continue with anything beyond that. I have no need, nor interest in learning any further on this topic.”

Lothar seemed honestly worried.

“But in any event, we drove off the rats.” Tristol said with a nod, skipping over things a bit. “Jeremo was quite happy with the results.”

“As should be expected.” Lothar said, happy at the change in topic. “And I should expect that he compensated you each accordingly. He’s usually quite reliable in that regard. He can chatter more than any skull of mine if you let him, and he’s perhaps a bit too motivated at times, but he keeps to his word.”

Tristol was in agreement as there was a heavy shuffle upon the staircase. He turned and watched as what first appeared to be a ghoul descended into the chamber holding a book in its outstretched, wickedly clawed hands.

“And here is your prize.” Lothar said, motioning the ghoul to hand Tristol the thick tome it carried.

Rather than being a ghoul however, the creature was a golem, and an exquisitely crafted one at that. The Master’s pet construct was carved from a natural piece of dusky colored bloodstone, flecked with other minerals so as to give the appearance of the slick, putrescent flesh of an actual ghoul.

“Thank you.” Tristol said, accepting the book from the golem. “But since I would like to make a copy of this, what sort of price do you think will be appropriate?”

“Information of some sort.” Lothar said while the golem retreated to a position against a wall. “Nothing more than that, and I won’t specify much at this point. If I come with a question or two, that might suffice, or otherwise if you come across a secret or two that you feel would be appropriate, that should satisfy me as well. I won’t be too demanding; the cost is really only a formality with me.”

Tristol cocked his head and pondered what might suffice.

“How would you like to know a way into the underhalls of the Palace of the Jester?” He suggested. “I can provide you with maps, though they won’t be of much use as you probably gathered before. But, and this might suffice for what you want, there’s a way in that doesn’t involve the Palace itself or the catacombs under the Lady’s Ward.”

Lothar inclined his head and listened.

“The Infinite Staircase opens into it.” Tristol said. “And I can tell you where the doorway is on both sides.”


***​
 

Shemeska

Adventurer
The chamber was small, barely large enough to contain a scrying pool and a number of portals leading to other, far-flung places across the astral. Though it had been crafted recently, and relatively few had given their lives to fuel its expansion as a pseudo-demiplane upon the Astral, illusions and warped space made it seem all the larger. Barely thirty feet wide, it resembled an open-air cupola at the summit of a tower, overlooking a vast evergreen forest eternally perched on the twilight cusp of dusk or dawn.

It wasn’t home; it was far too normal for that. It had only the pretensions of comfort, and while some might marvel at the magical prowess displayed in its creation, it was never to be anything more than a temporary tool. It was a nexus point, a place used to go to other places but never truly feeling like any sort of home beyond the temporary.

But yet, there she was.

The ‘Lady Brampandra’ sat perched in mid-air, feeling the illusory winds carry on them a hint of burning embers and death somewhere in the intangible realms always out of reach beyond the boundary of the tower’s expanse. It was comforting in a way, but she was more interested in the breeze passing through one of the portals. Through that sculpted hole in the fabric of the plane, the winds of the astral blew across her bare flesh, the tingle of thoughts bringing a shiver and a reminder of other places, if only so very distantly.

Her eyes opened for a moment and gazed through the portal, glancing at the bizarre, sprawling device that had been constructed by Ghyris Vast. The human was now rotting in Pitiless, insurance in the event that the device didn’t work or worked improperly. The motley collection of cylinders, capacitors, oddly shaped and enchanted coils, and the maze of wires that connected them… she understood the interrelation between them all, she knew how to built it again from scratch, but as much as it pained her to admit it, she didn’t have the closest notion as to why the device could do what it promised to.

That troubled her of course, but she didn’t allow the thought pattern to unduly intrude upon her conscious mind as she traced her eyes across the device, nestled there in its chamber beyond the portal. Those errant worries, she tossed them to the side just as she had discarded her clothing when she’d retreated from her githyanki underlings to meditate.

She had just closed her eyes again when something in the chamber, in her, seemed to change. It was subtle, and only something that she would have been able to sense since it was something happening on the other side of the multiverse.

It was a touch, puissant and erotic, first upon her face, then tracing a line down her neck, her breasts, her stomach…

“The Divinity Leach is assembled.” She whispered, exhaling and shuddering at the lingering promise of violation. “It is nearly ready to test…”

She twitched, still hung in midair, feeling beautiful for several moments, briefly unaware and unreminded of the pool of her own blood that had slowly dripped from her flesh onto the floor below. Obedient and eager, she turned to face another of the portals as it flickered and opened.

The portal swirled with crimson and pitch, flooding the chamber with a tumult of screams that Pandemonium itself would have had difficulty matching. Within the open gate, the darkness seemed to smile, and a pair of eyes opened in the distance, looking across the planes at her.

“I have something for you.”

The darkness crooned like a proud father to her. Its voice said nothing about the failure of her former servant, nor did it give comment on the punishment that she had delivered to the Ultroloth. The darkness was accepting, empowering, awesome and terrible.

“What is it you bring my love?” She whispered, feeling the other’s hand or telekinetic influence toy with her physical body.

“A tool. A servant.” He replied, the darkness sprouting the ivory flicker of grinning fangs. “A new creation for you to test, and one which has been tailored perfectly to the environment of the transitive planes.”

Her head tilted to the side in curiosity, her ears twitched and she waited for her gift subserviently to arrive. But rather than emerge through the portal, the creature flickered and phased into being directly in the center of the chamber.

“Examine it.” The darkness whispered through the portal. “You will find it malleable to your will, much more so than a true yugoloth. It has no free will of its own.”

She gazed up at the creature, the first of them, which hovered silently above her.

“This is what you have been toiling with of late?” She asked.

“Among other things.” Her master answered. “What was seemingly lost on the prior two Oinoloths is the fact that the spawning pools beneath Khin-Oin are like a potter’s wheel or a silversmith’s workshop, not simply a collection of molds and the raw material to fill them with. They are places to create and design, to shape as needed, but the status quo was apparently sufficient for eons.”

She examined the beast as its maker mentally snarled in disdain and creative arrogance.

It was huge, suspended there in the twilight, fully twice the size of a mature Nycaloth, though a translucent Nycaloth starved and stretched till its limbs were painfully thin and elongated. It seemed delicate, almost frail in a way, its frame almost skeletally thin. But in that vague body plan was where the similarities to the first of the greater yugoloth castes ended, for the creature seemed more jellyfish than fiend.

Sprouting from the creatures back and sides, rippling through the air and trailing below it, touching, sniffing, tasting the ether, were nearly fifty tentacles or pseudopods. Tiny flickers of sickly light glittered through the tendrils and the rest of the creature like the lures of a predatory, deep ocean fish. The creature was created as something to swim the depths of the trackless sea, the shadow deep, or the silvery void with equal skill, obeying its masters without thought and without question.

Had it been based on a Nycaloth though, it would have been a blind one, for the creature’s eye sockets were empty, with translucent bone and flesh stretched tight over the vacant sockets; vestigial orbits that had never been filled by the full sensory organs.

“How many?” She questioned as a drop of her own spittle rolled down her chin.

“Many.” The Oinoloth replied. “This is only the first to become mature. Others will follow for you to use as you see fit.”

But the creature was aware, incredibly so. Bereft of sight, the creature could feel it way through any darkness, drifting silent and hungry till it was ready to devour its prey. It was a tool that only needed to be given a task.

“These were created with you and your present task in mind.” The Ebon whispered. “Do with the Astraloths as you will, but testing them is secondary to other concerns.”

She had other questions, other words of praise, other things to beg for, but the portal closed abruptly before she could find the words to speak.

The contact severed, she slumped to the floor, sprawling naked on the marble, smearing involuntary patterns there in her own blood. Those few minutes of contact, brief as they were, even though they had been through the portal and not in person, they had been like a religious experience. She trembled, cold and exhausted, left in a mixture of awe and withdrawal as she scrambled up to her feet and gazed at the first of the creatures that had been gifted to her.

It was hideous. It was perfect.

And in hindsight, that was probably the feeling that its creator held regarding her.

“A replacement for prior slaves.” She said, glancing up at the newborn yugoloth construct. “Unlike others, you will serve without question, and hopefully you will suffice to finish what others failed to do.”

Pointedly, before instructing the Astraloth to its first task, she snarled and gazed down at the gemstone lying atop the pile of her discarded clothing that held the essence of Yethmil Kal’Suth.


***​


“Is it just me or has Skalliska been in a much better mood lately?” Florian asked as she sat at with Toras at one of the inn’s tables.

“Skalliska’s back?” Toras said. “I honestly haven’t noticed.”

“Well it’s a little hard to not notice Sigil’s most flamboyantly dressed kobold with a spring in her step.” Florian commented.

“You do have to grant her that.” Clueless said from over at the bar. “She does have a pretty good sense of style.”

“So do Bleaknicks.” The fighter replied.

“She said something about having found her faith again.” Clueless said. “Pretty much right after she got back from the Astral, she seemed rather intent on something.”

“It’s a powerful thing. Faith that is.” Florian added. “Sounds like she found what she’d gone out there to find in the first place.”

“Hopefully it’ll give her a better sense to not be so impulsive.” Toras said. “I’m happy for her. Really, I am.”

The fighter held up his finger.

“But if I have to drag her soul back kicking and screaming when she gets disintegrated for the umpteenth time yet again, I’m leaving her drifting off wherever it is that well dressed kobolds with large hats go when they die.”

Florian shook her head at his impatience as he took a long, deliberate swig from his mug of ale.

“Where’s that?” Came a soft, fluting, draconic voice.

Toras looked up from his drink and into Amberblue’s draconic eyes, sparkling with curiosity and childlike innocence. Despite whatever the dragon had been through during his time in Carceri, which he had avoided speaking about, he’d regained almost all of his original nature, both as a faerie dragon and as a child.

Of course, since then, the young dragon had spent most of his time divided between Nisha and Clueless, the former for her carefree and chaotic nature, and the latter for his fey heritage.

“Here you go little guy.” Toras said, dodging the question, taking a bright and shiny apple out from the bag of holding at his waist.

Amberblue’s tail flicked happily and his wings fluttered in anticipation.

“For me?!” He chirped.

“Who else?” Toras said, putting the apple down on top of the table. “I picked it up for you today when I was in the Market Ward.”

The tiny dragon munched on the apple, wings still fluttering as the remainder of his body was wrapped around the piece of fruit.

“Everyone here is awesome!” Amberblue said between mouthfuls of apple. “Toras is super nice too. He even got me the type of apple I like best of all!”

Toras smiled with a warmth that would have seemed totally alien to anyone who had ever seen him in combat against a fiend.

“Don’t you agree?” Amberblue asked, looking down at seemingly no one in particular before taking another munch from the apple.

The table rocked back and forth.

“What the hell was that?” Florian asked, picking up her mug of ale and sliding her chair back.

“Oh, that was the table.” Amberblue stated matter-of-factly.

Toras glanced at the faerie dragon questioningly.

“The table?” He asked, looking down at the still slightly rocking piece of bar furniture.

Florian glanced under the table, looking for a foot, or maybe a Nisha that might have pushed the table to make it jostle back and forth. There wasn’t either of those things however, just the floor, a few bits of apple, and nothing else to explain it.

“What about the table?” Toras asked again.

“Oh.” The dragon said with a toothy, apple-decorated smile. “I animated it yesterday!”

“You what?” Florian asked.

“I made the table my friend.” Amberblue said, once more through a massive mouthful of red delicious. “Yesterday.”

“How?” Toras asked as the table rattled like a happy puppy.

“I dunno… I just did.” Amberblue said with a tiny shrug. “I just asked nicely, wishing I could…”

Florian held up a finger. “You can wish?”

“I guess so…” Came the innocent reply and another shrug from the dragon.

Florian and Toras were looking intently at one another. A little kid with wishes. Not exactly always safe.

“This is a good apple uncle Toras.” Amberblue said, flashing a wide grin as his wings glittered a few different shades of sparkling colors, reflecting his mood.

“Will you promise me that you won’t animate any more furniture?” Toras asked politely.

“Umm, ok!” Amberblue replied. “But I also made the hutch over on the other wall my friend too. About a day before I animated the table here.”

The table bounced slightly, and in seeming response, the hutch over by the back room rattled back with a clatter of silverware and napkin-rings.

“Breasts of Sharess…” Florian muttered. “Umm…”

“I like apples a lot.” Amberblue prattled on gleefully, completely and blissfully ignorant. “I like them by themselves. I like apple pie. I like apple tarts. And I even had a kamaerl… kamarel…caramel apple one time too! Apples are the most yummy things there is.”

Toras warily smiled and nodded.

“I wish I had a whole bunch more apples.” The dragon chirped even as his scaled tummy was starting to bulge.

“Oh sh*t…” Florian said, a moment before the wish took effect.

*CLATTER RUMBLE CRASH!*

In the space of a single, pregnant moment, the doors from the kitchen, Tristol’s lab, and the back room were flung open and a veritable tide of apples rushed in, flooding the common room in several feet of ripe, juicy apples of every color imaginable.

There was a chorus of startled cries from patrons, cooks, servers, and from the Portal Jammer’s owners as well, punctuated by a overjoyed, gleeful chirp of “Yay! Apples!”

“What the hell happened?! Clueless?! Nisha!?” Tristol exclaimed as he climbed out of his lab, scrambling over a snowdrift of fruit several feet high.

“We have apples.” Toras said, glancing over at Amberblue.

“I have lots of apples!” The dragon responded, fluttering over to land atop a particularly large Granny Smith.

Over at the bar, standing amid a pile of yellow and red apples, Clueless shook his head and gave an innocent expression. It hadn’t been him, not this time. At the same time, one of the regulars, a fairly heavy drinker, looked at his freshly drained shot glass and then at the room full of apples.

“This is good stuff.” He said. “I’ll have another shot if you don’t mind.”

“I think I may join you myself.” Clueless replied, gazing out at the hundreds of pounds of apples that filled the Portal Jammer.

Once they cleared the place of apples, or found something to do with them, they would need to do something about the Faerie Dragon and his wishes. They already had a Xaositect, they already had a half-fey with heavy magic, they didn’t need a little kid with wishes running amuck as well.


***​


Several days passed, the inn was cleared of fruit, and relatively little of note transpired beyond a continued effort to ensure that Amberblue used his wishes early, and on something small and/or constructive. Business at the Inn was steady, Kiro and Skalliska were out and about on various errands, and Nisha was busy with the Faerie Dragon up on the roof, doing… something… and not answering any questions just as to what exactly she had up her sleeve.

And of course, the Portal Jammer was still running a special on Apple Pie.

“Interesting.” Toras said, holding up a long, slim envelope as he walked up to where Florian, Tristol, Fyrehowl and Clueless were sitting. “We had some mail in the box.”

“Who for?” Florian asked. “And don’t tell me that it’s more cr*p from the Mephit.”

“No.” The fighter said, shaking his head. “Not the mephit. For one, the letter isn’t dripping and leaving a greasy residue on my hand. And two, it looks like actual professional level scribing and expensive paper.”

“So who is it for and who is it from?” Tristol asked.

To the owners of the Portal Jammer.” Toras said, reading the elegant script upon the letter’s front. “It doesn’t have a sender listed on the front though.”

The fighter turned the letter over in his hand, looking for a name on the back. There was no name, but the glob of sealing wax he saw, and the symbol impressed upon it, a stylized S crowned by a thorny circlet, made it completely apparent who the sender was.

Toras frowned, gingerly placed the letter down on the table, and looked to Tristol.

“Please tell me that wasn’t cursed or otherwise ensorcelled?” He asked, shooting the letter a look of disdain. “Because if not, I’m going to go wash my hand after touching that.”

Tristol gave the letter a quick once over, and didn’t notice any overt dweomers. The ink itself did seem to contain a milk sparkle of latent magic, but no curses, symbols, or any of the other more popular spells that might entrap such a letter. No, the ‘loth hadn’t sent them a malign contingency via post, the ‘loth was simply being herself: vain, intrusive, flippant, and self-serving.

“The letter’s fine.” Tristol said.

“Did she put perfume on the letter?” Fyrehowl said, sniffing the air and looking at the envelope.

“Yeah, smells like her.” Tristol replied. “Same perfume she had on last time she was here.”

“Oh don’t say that!” Toras said, shaking his hand a bit more vigorously. “I don’t ever want any part of me to smell like her!”

“You didn’t have to sleep with her...” Clueless thought to himself.

“So, care to see what she has to say?” Tristol asked, breaking the seal and taking out several sheets of overly expensive paper.

“No.” Florian answered. “But if we ignore her, it’ll only get worse…”

“Shave her?” Toras muttered to himself. “Hell with that, one of these days I’m putting her through a window.”

Tristol waited for the comments and bile to pass, and then recited the fiend’s ever so pleasant letter…


***​
 

Shemeska

Adventurer
Much has transpired in the recent past across the whole of Sigil’s social scene, events that ultimately of course led to my interest in your own inn, and my recent visit.

You can only imagine my shock and dismay at the events of the past month that occurred in the establishment of your rivals at The Twelve Factols. Dreadful business that was, and with a ring of irony about it too. To think a highly respected, and upper class inn, tavern and gambling hall such as they would allow an adventuring band of drunken Glorium dwarves onto their premises and on top of that provide them with further alcohol and bawdry entertainment that ended up causing a liquor induced riot. I happened to be in that section of the Ward the next morning and I simply had to stop by to see the after effects.

I nearly soiled my feet by stepping into a puddle of urine left by one of the dwarves who was passed out upon the doorstep of the inn, and in fact I had to levitate within the building to avoid stepping in that and even worse detritus upon the floor. The sour smell of stale, spilt alcohol burned my nose, among other worse smells I can assure you.

Simply dreadful that such could happen to a well respected establishment such as the 12 Factols. I must say they’ve lost some of my respect following this, and I’ll likely turn my esteemed patronage elsewhere. After all, those places that I tend to frequent must keep themselves to a high standard for my enjoyment and benefit I deserve, and in turn they benefit by my business and association with them.

That said, during my brief visit to the Portal Jammer, I noticed a good number of traits that your own establishment has that pique my interest, but more so a good number that it lacks. Thus, here are my recommendations of changes to the menu, alcohol listing, decorum and other such accoutrements your inn could benefit from.


Décor:

Nicer furniture is needed, especially open backed chairs for those patrons with tails or extended abdomens such as Formians or Gelugons. That’s one point I really did notice, despite having no tail myself. Though I could if I thought it might improve my figure, but then again, how could you improve upon my figure? I chuckle at the very idea.

Beyond that, the main taproom could use more padding and cushioning on the chairs, more light and more space between the current tables. Candles might help at the tables, as well as some more magical lighting, and use either white light or reddish, my personal favorites anyways.

And while the force walls are a very nice touch, the magical protections on the building are rather pitiful. And really, who can’t scry into that attempted safe room in the rear of the tavern? I roll my eyes at whoever cast those spells. I do hope you didn’t pay for it. If you’d like I can suggest several mages in the city who could do a much better job, assuming you care to part with the jink they take to hire.

And do change the color of the glass in the largest window in the taproom, something with a pale tint to it.

And the rooms could use better quality sheets, plumper pillows, and more amenities for discriminating clients.

Have you thought about renting out the back chamber from the main taproom to business clients? That would certainly defray some of the costs to upgrade the inn.


Wines and Liquors:

Your establishment does have some nicer and more palatable lower and middle end alcohols, but you do tend to lack a selection of finer wines and spirits, especially of the lower planar variety. And a touch of home is deeply appreciated by myself.

Kytonish Malbolge Brandy

Gehennan Grasshopper (lava poured over a living Grasshopper and vodka)

Pluton wines of most any variety, except for Hag spirits, they are simply dreadful, much like the hags that brew them.

The Marauder’s Mirth (my own drink, recently improved. 3 parts Scotch (lower planar origin*), 2 parts Razorvine sap, 1 part pureed Hordeling pineal gland (Grey Waste petitioner), and 1 part Carcerian lemon peel)

*None of that Bytopian swill, too light and far too often blessed in some manner. If I wanted to hurt myself, there’s more enjoyable ways than all but lighting my throat on fire in the process of getting drunk.


Entertainment:

I would very much suggest you never again have those dreadful Bleakers recite their poetry and play their airborne filth that passes for music again. More so, live music of a better variety would be appreciated. NO TANAR’RI COMPOSERS. Tanar’ri are really only good for one thing, much like certain Eladrin, but I doubt you have the space in your establishment for the proper rooms to be set aside for such carnal pleasures. Besides, there’s enough competition for such within the Clerks Ward already, no use in engaging in a useless expenditure. Some animated instruments even would add a touch of background music, but only have that during later business hours, not during the course of the day, and never before peak.


Food:

And the food… where to begin... You need to have your cooking staff drawn and quartered. I can actually suggest a few Baatezu and even a Yugoloth or two that could do that for you cheap, or even free if you don’t mind more of a mess in the last case.

Suffice to say, the food leaves much to be desired. The menu is small, bland, and doesn’t have any of the sweetmeats and delicacies I’m used to finding on the menus of similar establishments.

Daily specials are good, but it makes you seem like you’re just serving whatever you could buy cheap that morning just before it would have spoiled in the great bazaar. More deserts to go with an expanded selection of cognac and dry, sweet wines, as well as some delicacies like living food, pickled larvae steaks and select cuts from the same. And if you really want to start a rage and draw in business, serve some more exotic meats. Aquatic elf comes to mind, though I hear that Drow slow cooked in dilute spider venom has a tangy, smoky flavor as well. I had the chance recently to try that dish and I highly recommend it.

If nothing else try to get some more exotic, and decidedly non-sentient outlands varieties of edible meats such of Khaasta, Quill, and Leomarsh. Bebelith eggs are quite nice with a dash of cinnamon, lemon, and brown sugar. Either raw or poached. But I’m sure you can find some decent cooks within Sigil to pry away from other better tasting kitchens across the wards.

Good luck implementing my suggestions and better sense of taste, hopefully money isn’t an issue in all of them. I’ll have to make a point of stopping by in the near future to judge how you’re doing.

Love and platitudes,
Shemeska the Marauder


***​


“Clueless?” Toras asked. “Can you replace one of the front windows with plate glass again?”

“Why?” The bladesinger asked cautiously.

“Because I’m gonna put her through one of them.”

Florian chuckled.

“She’s going through a window…” Toras repeated.

“It is good advice though.” Florian said. “Sure she’s a vile, hellish b*tch of a godless abomination, but there was some good advice in there.”

“Good advice under a pissy, self-serving pretence however.” Clueless said. “She’s going to visit again…”

“About those windows?” Toras asked again.

Clueless waved his hands. “She’s going to be judging us on just how much we cater to her whims, which means her suggestions in the letter.”

“But they’re not all that bad.” Florian reiterated. “We can leave out some of the cr*p she snuck in there and just go with the sensible ones. We can see if some of the things specific to her can be done easily, and if so, we’ll humor her. If we do a decent job of not pissing her off, we might get advertisement.”

“Maybe…” Toras said.

“She’s going to show up anyhow.” Florian argued. “We might as well pacify her and get what we can out of it.”

“What has she ever done for us?” Toras deadpanned.

Clueless narrowed his eyes, inwardly seethed and grit his teeth.

“Trashed the 12 Factols?” The cleric suggested. “What? You think it’s random that they were threatening us with legal action and all of a sudden a bunch of drunken dwarves flash mob their place a day or so after Miz Fuzzy just happens to mention it all.”

Toras shrugged.

“Of course the b*tch had their place trashed!” Florian said. “And I’m happy she did! I can’t stand that uppity bastard who owned the place! He deserved it.”

“She was showing off, not doing us a favor.” Toras complained.

“We can make a show of stroking her ego.” Florian said. “Yes it’ll be painful to smile and take the abuse, but it’s the best we can manage at the moment.”

Better than having to stroke anything else of hers…” Clueless thought to himself.

“Make the best of a bad situation.” Florian continued. “We can at least get her off our backs for the moment. We have more important things to worry about than her.”

They were still bickering over just how to respond to the Marauder’s letter and ‘suggestions’ when Tristol walked down into the taproom, somewhat dressed up, and on his way out apparently. There was something to the way he was moving too. Not quite a spring in his step, not quite nervousness, but a little of both.

“Where are you headed out to?” Florian asked.

“And why all dressed up?” Clueless said.

The aasimar paused and looked at the others who were now of course all staring at him.

“What?” He asked.

“You’re nervous and you’re dressed nice.” Florian said. “What’s up?”

Tristol blushed slightly. “Well… I’m taking Nisha out for dinner.”

Clueless raised an eyebrow and gave him a quick once-over look.

“I offered to treat her for dinner anywhere in the city.” Tristol said, still blushing. “And she said yes.”

He smiled and quickly excused himself, eager to be on his way. But the moment the door closed and he was out of earshot, there was a distinct and prolonged, “Awwwww…”


***​


Nisha was giggling slightly at the random blush that seemed to manifest every so often at the tips of Tristol’s ears. The mage was some curious mixture of nerves and smiles as he sat across the table from the tiefling, who despite her giggles at his mood was feeling much the same as him, with her tail twitching to and fro behind her chair.

“This is a really nice place you picked out Nisha.” Tristol said as the waiter, an elven-descended aasimar, poured them both a glass of wine.

“It’s out of the way.” She replied. “Cozy really. And the food’s just as good as anything you’d find in the Lady’s Ward, just without the people from the Lady’s Ward ruining the experience.”

The restaurant, a tiny little out of the way place nestled in the Clerk’s Ward, was known as the ‘Cutter’s Vineyard’. It was a play on words really, since the restaurant itself was in the middle of a group of smaller buildings that had been intentionally allowed to become overgrown with razorvine. The dining area was on the rooftop, framed by vineyard type latticework covered in snarls of the abyssal plant, an elegant place with the contrast of a vineyard for Cutters and vines very capable of slashing a berk to ribbons.

“You’ve got good taste.” Tristol said. “There’s a reason I suggested that you pick the restaurant and I’d pick up the tab. Well, multiple reasons really.”

Nisha grinned.

“It’s as good as anything in the Lady’s Ward.” She repeated. “We even get fancy bits of razorvine without any fiends wearing them.”

Tristol laughed as Nisha made a face in mockery of the razorvine crowned King herself.

“I swear…” Tristol said. “If I’m lucky to ever come to know half the little spots in Sigil, good, bad, or otherwise that you seem to know like the back of your hand, I’ll count myself in good shape.”

“You’ve been in Sigil for what? Less than a year?” The tiefling prodded, tapping a finger on the table. “You’ve officially shed any Clueless Prime designation you ever had.”

“Well, that’s certainly a positive thing.” He replied. “I’m glad I’ve gotten better.”

“You should have seen yourself the first time I met you.” Nisha said with a chuckle. “All wide eyed, nervous… like a modron in Limbo…”

Tristol raised an eyebrow and grinning. “And if I recall correctly, you almost fell off a roof the first time I met you.”

“It was slippery…” Nisha replied. “And though nobody saw it up there, there was… a… glabrezu… with a grease spell… yes, exactly! That’s why I almost fell. Yes…”

Tristol laughed as Nisha’s tail twitched, rattling its bell.

“Anyways, you did fill out the paperwork for shedding your ‘Clueless Prime’ designation yes?” Nisha asked with as straight of a face as she could muster.

Tristol paused and tilted his head sideways. “Say what?”

“Yeah, the paperwork for those sorts of things.” Nisha said. “Very important. And you know how I am with dotting my I’s and crossing my T’s on all things official and all such. There’s a tax if you haven’t filled it out.”

“A tax?”

“Yeah, I think you have to pay for dessert too!” She said with a wink.

They giggled some more and reminisced a bit over their first experiences together when they were being blackmailed by Bartol Trenevain and his dubious masters. The nostalgia was pleasant, despite some of the circumstances that it had involved, and the honestly short period of time that had elapsed since.

But dinner soon arrived and there was a momentary lull in conversation, replaced with a clatter of silverware on china and pleasant murmurs of appreciation at the food. In between bits of chicken, mouthfuls of salad greens or chunks of bread there were glances and smiles between them both.

There was certainly something there between them, but also the uncertainty that was always a prelude to something beyond friendship, perched there on the windowsill of intimacy as a bit of a stumbling block, waiting for one person or the other to make the bold first step.

“So…” Nisha said, dabbing her chin with her napkin. “What do you think about me?

Behind him, Tristol’s tail poofed out slightly.

“Well…” He said, trying to avoid coughing on the piece of food he’d awkwardly swallowed. “I like you a lot.”

“That’s not descriptive.” Nisha quipped back. “And you’ll have your turn to do the same. Be blunt.”

“You’re spontaneous.” Tristol said almost immediately. “You’re a free spirit, and you seem to really have found yourself a niche in life.”

Nisha grinned. “I can accept that I think.”

“Now I know that Skalliska and Toras have called you crazy before…”

Nisha stuck out her tongue and smiled.

“But I prefer to think of you as whimsical.”

“Not bad… Not bad…” Nisha said, mulling over the descriptors in her mind.

“My turn now.” Tristol said. “What do you think about me?”

“I think you’re cute.” She replied.

“Cute?” Tristol asked, one ear twitching. “Not the first thing I’d think to describe myself as.”

“Oh sure, argue with me…” Nisha replied with a smile, reaching across the table and tapping Tristol’s hand. “I think you’re cute.”

“Anything else?”

“Hmm…” She pondered for a moment. “You’ve got a head for magic, and I really like that too. You’re really talented.”

“I like magic, though on another level it came with expectations.” He said. “Home was all about magic and nothing much else. It’s both good and bad in different ways.”

“You’ll have to tell me about where you grew up sometime then.” She said, perching her head on her elbows. “You’ve mentioned Halruaa before, and it sounds pretty exotic, and certainly different from where I grew up.”

The last statement came with her tail idly gesturing in multiple directions, up, down, left, right, Sigil itself.

“I wouldn’t call Sigil something other than exotic now.” Tristol said. “Halruaa was an interesting place, but it doesn’t compare to a fraction of what happens in Sigil on a daily basis. Mages everywhere in Halruaa, but hardly anyone ever visits because they’re paranoid about their magic being exposed to anyone on the outside. So day in day out you don’t have much anything different.”

“I wasn’t always able to appreciate Sigil in the same way though.” Nisha replied. “The Hive never really gave much luxury for a good chunk of my life. I was more concerned about eating and staying safe than sightseeing. I’m jaded to the place with the best of them.”

Tristol nodded. “But you’ve done well for yourself in every way.”

Nisha shrugged.

“And you even managed to learn magic along the way too.” Tristol added. “How did you actually manage that?”

“There’s a story behind that of course.” She said with a grin. “And I only know a little magic, so let’s not get ahead of ourselves.”

“Still, you’re a wizard nonetheless.”

She held up a finger to correct him. “Technically I’m a wild mage.”

One of Tristol’s ears twitched. “So…”

“Yep! Every time I cast a spell there’s a random chance of a wild surge!”

Tristol went for his wine rather abruptly and downed the remainder of the glass.

“Aren’t you glad that you’re the one casting most of the magic and leaving the sneaky stuff to me and Skalliska?” Nisha asked with a perky grin.

“I’m glad that you’re good at what you do.” Tristol said, eyes blurry from the quick shot of alcohol.

“I’ll learn more magic at some point.” Nisha said. “I might even ask you to teach me.”

“I’d be happy to do so, though we might have some differences in how we cast certain things.”

“I’ll get around to it eventually.” Nisha said with a shrug. “I’m just not one for sitting down and studying. It’s a bit too ordered for me.”

“You seem to very happily embrace Chaos.” Tristol replied. “And speaking of which, you’ll have to tell me about the Xaositects some time.”

“They’re oh so fun…” She said. “When the time’s right I might take you to meet some of them that I hang around with when I just vanish from the inn every so often.”

“Is that a threat or a promise?” Tristol asked with a grin. “They have an interesting reputation suffice to say.”

“-I- have an interesting reputation.” She replied. “Just ask Toras or Skalliska. Yet you still asked me out to dinner tonight.”

Nisha held up a finger dabbed in gravy and grinned.

“You have a point.” Tristol said, moments before he had a dab of said gravy on the tip of his nose.

“And you have gravy on your nose.” Nisha giggled.

Tristol dabbed himself with his napkin and chuckled. The tiefling was impulsive, that was for certain. But soon enough, dessert arrived and they both smiled and nibbled at the pastries and custard, quite enamored with the course of the evening and happily warmed emotionally.

“I have to ask one thing.” Tristol said, poking his fork at a bit of apple pie. “What have you been up to with Amberblue the past day or two?”

The bell on the tip of Nisha’s tail rattled.

“You’re grinning.” Tristol said. “And I’ve noticed that you have the habit of jingling that bell whenever you’re up to something.”

“Usually.” She corrected him with a grin fit for a chaos imp.

“Usually?”

“I just do that sometimes to break any pattern and keep people on their toes.” She replied. “What? You expect me to be predictable?”

Tristol chuckled and shook his head.

“No, not really, though I can hope for close guessing on my part.”

Nisha was giggling again.

“Trust me.” She said. “You’ll find out what I’ve been up to with Amberblue. Nothing explosive, not this time, and nothing illegal.”

“Well that’s good.” He replied. “A relief actually. But you’ve got me even more curious now.”

“That’s the point silly…”

Nisha didn’t relent on that though, only telling him that he’d find out, that he’d enjoy it, and above all, it’d keep the faerie dragon from conjuring even more apples into the Portal Jammer. That seemed to pacify him, and the once again lapsed into talking about their views on various subjects, their likes and dislikes, and other things as they nibbled at dessert.

When they were finished, and Tristol had left a very generous tip, they walked back out to the street below. They were more than just smiling and comfortable as they left the Cutter’s Vineyard, they were emotionally giddy. He’d enjoyed their dinner together and so had she. Despite their differences they really did make a curiously appropriate pair, a cute couple to any passersby.

Of course, the karmic wheel of the multiverse was much more apt to turn when given a little nudge.

It didn’t have to wait long though, as it was only a few blocks later on the way back to the Portal Jammer when Nisha leaned in and gave Tristol a kiss.


***​


Back in his room, Clueless opened a window, conjured an extra light and opened the book that Tristol had somehow managed to obtain a copy of.

“Magic and Antimagic – Karsus of Eileanar” Clueless said, letting his tongue wander over the title of the book.

Despite the apparent rarity of the tome, which according to Tristol was originally written thousands of years ago, the book that now lay open on the table in front of him was in remarkable condition. Though small segments of the book seemed to have been repeatedly and obsessively perused at some point in the past, the majority of the pages were virtually as crisp as the day that they had been first set within the binding.

“How the hell did you manage to find a copy of this Tristol?”

The aasimar had never actually mentioned where he had found a copy. He’d simply vanished for an afternoon and come back to the inn with the heavy book and a pleasant smile upon his face, smelling of the distinctive reek of the Lower Ward.

“Apparently A’kin has his claws on more than just oddities.” Clueless said with a bit of a whistle. “I knew he was talented, and he carried all sorts of stuff that wasn’t on public display, but this? This is more than I’d have expected out of him.”

Be it a random, a fluke of chance, storm clouds of some dark providence, or the twisted turn of some karmic Wheel, something stirred in the bladesinger’s mind. Something opened its eyes and looked out of his, something that had last done so in a pique of malignant curiosity on Carceri’s layer of Cathrys. That time had been brief: a moment’s glimpse across the planes to peer out through a window of flesh and spirit, a periscope of will and want boring through the fragile membranes of its mortal host but for a short time before once more lapsing into quiescence.

This time was different.

This time it would make its presence known.


***​
 



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