oddly enough the gnome wasn't even bent or dented, totally fine
"That's because I'm a monster! Gr<SQUELCH>"
oddly enough the gnome wasn't even bent or dented, totally fine
"That's because I'm a monster! Gr<SQUELCH>"
it was because of how it sliced my ankle open
Are you positive it isn't an illusion?
not questioning your manliness, but why would you need to go to the ER?
clean out the wound, put a big bandaid over it. Elevate. If it doesn't stop bleeding, then make trip.
Its not likely to stop hurting, that won't be a useful metric to determine "needs an expert" status.
Save yourself some bucks. ERs aren't cheap, and you will wait in line behind heart attack victims, and children of potentially dubious citizenship getting their vaccinations for school