[Sorta OT] Character Limericks!

[WinnipegDragon]

So... In my campaign, I had a bard that was following the exploits of the party, in order to write epic poems and odes to tell of the mighty deeds of heroes. However, the reality of it was that he was not a very good bard, and his entire poetic output was formed entirely of limericks. Allow me to toot my own horn, and present the first batch for your approval. Anyone want to add some of their own exploits to the thread?

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There was a young cleric of Tyr,
Who faced off with an orc with a spear,
He dodged and he ducked,
As a fighter he sucked,
Now he's stuck with a spear in the war!


A pleasant young tinkering Gnome,
Set out, for the Realms she would roam,
She saw wonderous things,
And fought beast borne on wings,
And said, "I should ne'er a left home!"


There was a young halfling named Devon,
Who came up to a party of seven,
He plucked at a silk purse,
(Though his skill couldna been worse),
And the seven sent Devon to heaven!


A wily old elf from the Vales,
Whose travels are told in these Tales,
Tossed back a flagon,
Insulted a Dragon,
Now he's scattered all over the Dales!


There was a Red Wizard of Thay,
Who was crafting a wand last Friday,
He messed up the spell,
And muttered, "Oh hell..."
There was a Red Wizard of Thay.


Any more?

 

[Mialee]

Well, I posted a bunch of haikus in the In Character forums about the Iconics:

Piratecat no post
Him make promise but no post
DungeonMaster... help!

Dirty thieving scamp
Give me back my underthings
I hate you, Nebin.

Grimy, huggable
Purplish, lovable half-orc
Krusk is a cutie.

Ale, whores, ale, whores, belch
Ale, whores, Ale, whores, punch, slash, stab
Ale, whores, Ale, whores, bah

Devis, lightly sing
Take your lute in hand; that thing
with the little strings.

Hennet, buttercup!
Hennet, buckle up! We ride,
so mousse that hair up!

Little Lidda, go
With your cotton wads in tow
and plus one crossbow.

Pelor, shining one!
Nay, whore, I want none- 'specially
not if Regdar's done.

Holy warrior
Gold clad, preach Heironeous
with your butch haircut.

White hair, white skin, sticks
Pet Perea, great sleeping bear
druid in her grove

About me, from Vadania and Alhandra respectively:

Mialee, Iconic elf
Outfit does not cover butt
Great Magic in book.

Pointy-eared elf mage
Don't leave home without cotton
Elf rack tiny ; big brain

About Lidda's "situation", from Nebin:

Lil Halfling with big tummy
All a tweeter with nesting
lil Quaterling or Half gnome ?

Krusk's Nebin/Lidda poem is unfit for print.

 

[RogueJK]

There once was a dwarf from Nantucket...
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