T-Shirt Slogan Help

[Torx]

I'm making a t-shirt for my cousin. He wants it to say, "Shirt of Charisma +2" on the front. However, we've been having trouble coming up with a bonus slogan for the back of the shirt, and I thought we'd ask you fine folks for help.

Some we came up with but aren't perfectly happy with:

"You know you want me."
"I'm too sexy for this shirt . . . but I still need it."
"Not only am I handsome, I'm easy to talk to."

Thanks for any help!

 

[Jdvn1]

How old is your cousin?
"I'm 4000 gp poorer."
"Hey, how many magic items do you have?"
"This isn't one, but a guy can dream."
"Back of Charisma +2"
"Wanna see if you stack with me?"
"This balances out my racial penalty."

 

[ph34r]

"...that gives me an 8!"

 

[Kathaer]

"even an Half Orc can get 18!"
"roll your die!"
"...casting charme..."
"you know you like me" (written in a spyral), as hypnotic..
"Maglia del Carisma +4 - Italians Do it Better"

And you can simulate a D&G logo... or a CK one.. but.. D&G is better... writing "D&D", Dungeons and Dragons as D&G, Dolce & Gabbana.. ^_-

 

[Hand of Evil]

Shirt of Charisma +2, Pants Optional

 

[The_Universe]

"Would you like to initiate a grapple?"

 

[JaccoNamori]

Two words "Natural 20"

It works on so many levels

 

[Crothian]

"No, seriously it is"
"My other shirt is Mithral Chain +5"
"Now I need to find a wench"

 

[Torx]

So far, so good. Now I need to make one or two for myself. Not sure I'm so ready to display my utter geekiness to the world so visibly yet though. Thanks for the replies.

Jdvn1 - He's 23 and would be quite okay with anything suggestive. In fact, I'm sure that is the type he would prefer.

Thanks again all.

 

[Jdvn1]

"+2 means you and a friend."