Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF

[Wulf Ratbane]

Opportunity:
without combat reflexes,
knocks but once per turn

Now this is a FANATSTIC haiku.

It has wit, it places the 'twist' at the end... both essential for good haiku.

If I were judging, this would win. (So far anyway...)

Although I should dock him points for d20 compatibility.

 

[Teflon Billy]

Huzzah!

Hey Folks, Teflon Billy here gain (in case you have stopped reading the names at the side of the thread.

It would seem that we now have another prize added to the pot.

A brand spanking new copy of D20 Rokugan, from the good folks at AEG (which, if you ask me, seems kind of appropriate for a Haiku contest).

So this will be fourth place I guess. I will change the introductory post to reflect this

Carry on

--Teflon Billy--

 

[twitch]

Haiku Mania

Well, my wife being Japanese lets see if I can pull this off.

my tiny ofuda fade

hidden danger makes me weep

now roll monkey boy

 

[darth]

The dragon falls, dead.
The earth shakes with the impact.
Victory is ours.

 

[Torx]

Chaotic Neutral

Communal bonds nay.
Tied to earth am not.
Swim fly burrow free.

 

[shoplifter]

I am the DM.
PCs are nice to me cause
Orcus is my friend.

 

[Moleculo]

Down with Half Orc Bards/
Up with mini-skirts, because/
they are so sexy.

jake (jdangel@uiuc.edu)

 

[Agnostic Paladin]

Bold is my entry

Chaotic Neutral?
Am I not supposed to fear
mine enemies most?

You may borrow gold
All equipment can be used
But my dice are mine

Loud fast and angry
Music and musician both
Applaud loud or die

Fire ball, Lightning Bolt?
How to kill them and not us?
Let god sort it out!

Players do not fear
A Fiendish Dire Great Big Bear
Makes them stop and stare

Why the ritual?
You're going to get a 2
Just hurry up and roll!

 

[Drakmar]

Ok.. I farmed the ability to make a Haiku out to a mate of mine who plays d&d.. and loves making haiku's... but doesn't go on this interweb thingy.. now he just won't stop sending them to me.. so I will share.

I have entered Ode to the Beast for him.

Here's a few.

The Unlucky Roll

Fall off the Table?
It's no longer in the World!
You must roll again!

Ode to the Beast

Depressed Half-Orc Bard,
The sadest being alive.
Nothing rhymes with 'Ugh'

Third Ed Blues

With Multi-Class Ease,
I am a Wizard Ranger!
What do you mean, 'No'?

the Knight's Skills Gaffe

My trusty weapon!
Upon my Valiant Steed!
No Mounted attack!

Polygon's Lament

I collect much dust.
I am a twelve sided die.
Never was I used.

Scary Player

Yes! A critical
hit against my opponent!
Eat Vorpal Death, Bud!

A New Character

My Vorpal Bunny
wreaks bloody vengence against
my foe's NPC.

Gulstaff

Sorcerer of Light
I will use Magic Missile
Against the Darkness!

Cry of the Newbie

Wizards of the Coast
should fully sue Tolkein's ass
for ripping them off!

It Needed One!

It's the Zen call of
Oriental Adventures.
Cop Raging Haiku!

 

[Terwox]

a tribute to the house rules forum

harm, fortitude save?
polymorph, what can one do?
rangers, oh, alas...