Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF

[Inez Hull]

A few more for laughs:

Golden Age setting
If only I'd known, damn you
Wizards of the Coast.


Called geeks from the first
If only Gary Gygax
Had a better name.


Scry, Buff, Teleport
Favoured tactic of PC's
Never NPC's.


Dual wielding ninjas
Don't call us Munchkins, were just
Hunting three Tarrasques.

 

[MadDrMark]

I'm level twenty!
Bah! Who needs critical hits?
The tarrasque? Oh, crap.

Hope you like it,
Mark

 

[Schmoe]

I've only ever written one D&D haiku, and this is it. Actually, it is a speculation on what sort of haiku a mindflayer would write, if mindflayers wrote haiku.

Clams

Salty putrescence
Quivering mass of jelly
Chewy, like your brain

 

[Pylar]

Haiku are cool!

I'm entering the first one, but will include the other haiku I wrote just because haiku are so cool.

"At First Level"

axe - ten gold pieces
scale mail - fifty gold pieces
level two - priceless

So I ripped it from an ad campaign..who cares!! Here's the others

The winds of autumn
stir a blood stainded blade of grass
as I track my foe

rogue slips from shadows
with knives hidden in the dark
a silent killer

it's blue and faded
and it smells like Crown Royal
die bag memories

Happy Haikuing (Is that even a word??")

 

[apsuman]

remember slow smiles
sailing peace over oceans
like blue dirt on fire


g!

 

[kkoie]

Orc Bard

This entry is a haiku of when I witnessed a performance by Gruf the barbarian, who just recently took one level in bard.


Gruf sang "There once was
A man from Nantuckit." but
forgot the rest! "Oh..."



K Koie

 

[Dougal DeKree]

real occurence

just have to add this one, sorry:

Gaming makes tired
go, get us some beer, darling
ouch, that really hurt!

 

[Darud]

My Entry

Hasbro bought them out;

O-G-L will save the day,

When all are laid off!

 

[ShaneHenry]

Red box to brown book
How many dice have fallen?
No more white crayon

 

[KB9JMQ]

Contest Submission

Stoneskin, I love thee
I'm such a wimp without you
Let's go kick some butt