MrFilthyIke
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Zelgadas said:
More like Cthul Booooooo-hiss.
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More like Cthul Booooooo-hiss.
Hypersmurf
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The Other Librarian said:
[wince]
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ArcOfCorinth
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What's red, green and can't turn around in tight corridors?
A goblin impaled with a javelin.
A goblin impaled with a javelin.
darklight
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I read this one, about dwarven spirit, on the net somewhere a long time ago:
A dwarf comes into a tavern and walks up to the bar. An elf comes up to him and says "I heard you dwarves hold liqour well?" "Aye!" says the dwarf. "Well, I have a wager for you. I'll wager 10 gp that you can't drink 10 pints in a row, without pause. What do you say, will you take the bet?" The dwarf thinks for a little while and says "maybe... hold on a minute" and leaves the tavern. Ten minutes later he comes back and says "I'll take your bet." The barkeep places ten pints on the bar and the dwarf proceeds to down them all, with no pause. "Hmm... looks like I lost the bet" says the elf and pays up, "but tell me, why did you go outside first?" To which the dwarf responds "well, I wasn't sure I could do it, so I had to go to the tavern across the street and try first."
darklight
A dwarf comes into a tavern and walks up to the bar. An elf comes up to him and says "I heard you dwarves hold liqour well?" "Aye!" says the dwarf. "Well, I have a wager for you. I'll wager 10 gp that you can't drink 10 pints in a row, without pause. What do you say, will you take the bet?" The dwarf thinks for a little while and says "maybe... hold on a minute" and leaves the tavern. Ten minutes later he comes back and says "I'll take your bet." The barkeep places ten pints on the bar and the dwarf proceeds to down them all, with no pause. "Hmm... looks like I lost the bet" says the elf and pays up, "but tell me, why did you go outside first?" To which the dwarf responds "well, I wasn't sure I could do it, so I had to go to the tavern across the street and try first."
darklight
The Other Librarian
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MWUHAHAHAHA!Hypersmurf said:
DarkSoldier
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Not the black and white Space Marine on the black and white bike?!TheAuldGrump said:
TheAuldGrump
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Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike.
The Auld Grump, warning possibly the stupidest gaming joke ever...
The Auld Grump, warning possibly the stupidest gaming joke ever...
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TheAuldGrump
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Algolei said:
Well, you were warned!
What do Deep Ones get their kids to play with?
Cthulhu hoops!
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