packetpirate
First Post
We've all got stories about terrible or insane players in past or current groups. Share some of your stories. Here's a couple short ones of mine:
Story #1
Story #1
Story #2I regularly play D&D Encounters every week, and this is a short story about one other recurring player, who is becoming a bit of a nuisance, mainly because of all the stupid things he does.
On one occasion, we were investigating a tomb of sorts, if I remember correctly, that appeared to have spells that were preserving things throughout the tomb in time. We came across one room that appeared empty and decided to investigate. In the room, there were only a few beds and some other pieces of furniture.
The player decided to run into the room and jump on the beds. Not surprisingly, skeletons came out from under the beds and slaughtered the player in the first round.
Story #3This story is also about the same player. We were in some sort of dining hall with a table in the center of the room. I was at the time playing my Dwarf Battlemind, and the player was using an Elf if I remember right. Skip forward to the combat... I had just thrown my Psychokinetic Craghammer over the dining table to hit an Ogre (I think it was an Ogre). On the next turn, the player wants to attack the same target and is standing next to me. Before the attack, he asks "Can I see over the table?".
So... what stories do you guys have to share?This story happened to me in particular. This was around the time I was still new to D&D and was pretty bad playing a Rogue. I had been rushing into battles before the tank and getting beaten pretty badly. In this particular fight, though, I finally took some advice from a fellow player and hung back. We had just gotten off a lift and encountered a wyrmling and some kobolds. The battle seemed to be going okay until the kobolds and wyrmling came close to the lift and trapped me against the wall. I was knocked unconscious pretty fast.
On the next round after I was knocked unconscious, the Sorcerer used Bedeviling Burst to push the wyrmling on to the lift, where the kobold still was from fighting me. This was followed by the Wizard in the group using Mage Hand to pull the lever on the lift, sending the lift crashing down to the bottom of the shaft, with the wyrmling, the kobold, and myself still on it. The kobold and I promptly died, and the wyrmling somehow survived, climbed the stairs back up to the other players, and surrendered, started crying, and divulged all its secrets.