The end of the boards is nigh!

[Apocalyptic Kitty]

We don't live in a preferred time! Our current cosmological epoch has no central place in time. The here and now is but a brief phase in a sweep of time and change almost unfathomable to the human mind.

The sun will expand into a red ball and die, overwhelming Earth with the heat. Oceans will boil and evaporate, and other planets near the sun also will burn, leaving nothing but orbiting chunks of barren rock.

Be warned. It has already begun!

 

[UnDfind]

Okay! I get it, all right? I'll spray the damn potpourri-in-a-can next time I'm in the bathroom! You don't have to get all melodramatic about it!

Geez, the nerve of some people! I had burritos for lunch, is that a crime?

 

[Skarp Hedin]

Bwahahahaa.
I've no idea why I thought this was so funny.

 

[Chronosome]

Love the sig, PK...hey, shouldn't this be in Meta?

 

[Darrin Drader]

Uh... to quote Douglas Adams, "Oh no, not again." - the potted plant as it fell to Magrathea.

 

[jonesy]

Time is an illusion, it began a million years ago, it began yesterday, it will be now tomorrow, it will be past in the future, it has already passed you but it is still flowing towards you, you are inside yet you are an outsider to it, the end already happened but still the beginning is waiting to commence, the now is past now, deal with it.

 

[Alzrius]

Uh... to quote Douglas Adams, "Oh no, not again." - the potted plant as it fell to Magrathea.

So P-Kitty keeps accidently killing you over and over?

 

[s/LaSH]

Bah. Matter as we know it is doomed - in a mere few pentillion years, every nucleon's quarks will have stopped orbiting and collapsed into a micro-black hole and then nothing could ever really happen again. Barren chunks of rock? They're positively exciting compared to the eternal vastness of aeons that await the atomically-impaired denizens of the far future as the Universe dies a long, long, slow heat death.

Sure, we're all doomed. But at least we won't be that mind-numbingly bored.

Nuclear apocalypse is for the best, you'll see. You'll all see.

 

[Lord Pendragon]

Whoa. A little photoshopped blood, and that avatar is looking a lot creepier...

 

[Drawmack]

The appocolyspe is now, Jese saves - everyone else take full damage.