LordNightwinter
Explorer
We've all had those moments much like Cards Against Humanity where you get that certain card combination that your brain has a hard time processing. The one you can't stop laughing at, you laugh so hard you cry. I've had quite a few at the RPG table. I could use a good laugh so share your favorite funny RPG moment... and try to keep it clean!
My favorite: The Minotaur Thief
Setting: AD&D 2e, Custom World
So in one of my games a guy I know decided he wanted to roll up a Minotaur Thief. Dumb as a box of rocks, stealth was not his forte, but a bruiser he was! So he was attempting to sneak in to a castle for his party so he could open a grate down below in the sewer system. Needless to say he failed his check. This is a verbatim transcript:
Minotaur: I want to sneak past the guard and try and go through the door across the courtyard. *Rolls and fails*
Guard: Halt! By order of the Duke of...
Minotaur: I charge at the guard, grab him by the tunic, lift him up off of the ground and put his face really close to mine and yell "YOU DIDN'T SEE ME!" *Rolls and succeeds*
Guard: Nope, I didn't see nothing!
Minotaur: I put him down, walk past him in to the door and then turn around and ask menacingly "You have kids?"
Guard: *nods*
Minotaur: "They didn't see me either."
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at the table, I'll be honest.
My favorite: The Minotaur Thief
Setting: AD&D 2e, Custom World
So in one of my games a guy I know decided he wanted to roll up a Minotaur Thief. Dumb as a box of rocks, stealth was not his forte, but a bruiser he was! So he was attempting to sneak in to a castle for his party so he could open a grate down below in the sewer system. Needless to say he failed his check. This is a verbatim transcript:
Minotaur: I want to sneak past the guard and try and go through the door across the courtyard. *Rolls and fails*
Guard: Halt! By order of the Duke of...
Minotaur: I charge at the guard, grab him by the tunic, lift him up off of the ground and put his face really close to mine and yell "YOU DIDN'T SEE ME!" *Rolls and succeeds*
Guard: Nope, I didn't see nothing!
Minotaur: I put him down, walk past him in to the door and then turn around and ask menacingly "You have kids?"
Guard: *nods*
Minotaur: "They didn't see me either."
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at the table, I'll be honest.