The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Snarf Zagyg]

Great minds.

A couple years ago I played a 5e outlander background Half-Orc Barbarian whose orc tribe I said regularly rode axe beaks and I worked hard to make the axe beak mount happen for my character.

A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about playing a barbarian on an axe beak mount. Suddenly someone'll say, like, barbarian, or axe beak, or barbarian on an axe beak mount out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

Or maybe you played joust back in the day. To-may-to, to-mah-to.

 

[RealAlHazred]

Every time someone writes their "hot take" about Dark Sun not actually being problematic, and slavery/muls/halflings aren't really bad if you think about it, and the old legacy books are actually fine the way they are, and etc., my interest in ever playing a Dark Sun campaign diminishes a little bit more. I hate that.

I'll have you know, I thought of, typed up, and deleted about seven jokes here, because it is a serious topic fraught with pitfalls, and I know some people are (quite reasonably) very sensitive about it and I don't want to trigger anything for them, and Poe's Law is a thing. So, insert your own joke, and if it's any good please give me the credit.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I'll have you know, I thought of, typed up, and deleted about seven jokes here, because it is a serious topic fraught with pitfalls, and I know some people are (quite reasonably) very sensitive about it and I don't want to trigger anything for them, and Poe's Law is a thing. So, insert your own joke, and if it's any good please give me the credit.

Yo mama so classless, she's a Marixst utopia.
-RealAlHazred

Wait, no.

Yo mama so classless, she only plays GURPS.
-RealAlHazred

 

[CleverNickName]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dark Sun.
Dark Sun wh--?
(interrupting) LOOK THE THING MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT SLAVERY IS...

 

[Ryujin]

I'll have you know, I thought of, typed up, and deleted about seven jokes here, because it is a serious topic fraught with pitfalls, and I know some people are (quite reasonably) very sensitive about it and I don't want to trigger anything for them, and Poe's Law is a thing. So, insert your own joke, and if it's any good please give me the credit.

It was dark. They hoped the pitfalls would go unnoticed.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dark Sun.
Dark Sun wh--?
(interrupting) LOOK THE THING MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT SLAVERY IS...

Q. How many Dark Sun defenders does it take to change a light bulb?

A.

Spoiler

I'M NOT CHANGING A THING!!!!!!!

 

[overgeeked]

The thing you like is bad and you should feel bad for liking it.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

The thing you like is bad and you should feel bad for liking it.

I do not accept your framing, sir.

 

[Cadence]

I do not accept your framing, sir.

Peanut allergy in the house... but the Friday happy hour spot has been having a revival of sorts this year so far. Three hours to go.

 

[prabe]

Peanut allergy in the house... but the Friday happy hour spot has been having a revival of sorts this year so far. Three hours to go.

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Their stuff is all over the place where I am. Cheers!