681: Where does chocolate come from? It's certainly nothing like 'our day' chocolate, lacking the refining processes and the like. It's most likely bad chocolate, pitted, crumbly, little texture or refinement that marks a truly mouthwatering chunk of brown gorgeousness...
682: ...no, don't -even- contemplate chocolate milk...
683: How deep is a bag of Holding? Deeper than Mary Poppin's underwear suitcase, apparently. I've seen whole gnomes be produced from them...
684: Drow are just elves that forgot to eat sugar
685: Or alternatively, Elves are just drow that neglected to go play "Dip the Pointy Ears" in a tar pit.
686: Feathers and sticky substances do not generally make for happy people, these substances include but are not limited to:
a: Honey
b: Chocolate
c: Mud
d: Water (I'm counting it because it makes feathers and fur stink.)
e: Wine
f: Blood (often other peoples.)
g: Fae Goo (You know who you are :nonono: )
687: Do you ever wonder what mad person ever actually sat down and decided: "Hey, I wonder what that big leafy green thing would taste like if I boiled it not so delicately in water then forced my unwitting friends to consume it's foresaid leafy goodness whilst I stand on and laugh?"
Do you?
I do... the man who invented "Cabbage" as part of mealtimes should be shot...
However, the same goes for cake. How did anyone ever find out the secret to making 'Cake'? ...I fear for my sanity...
688: Why don't we ever see 'whale' or 'seal' on the menu? It's mediaeval times, it's not like people really -cared- what they ate back then... mmm blubber...
689: "You are what you eat..." ...if a cannibal happened into the crt, he'd be nuts...
690: Do mediaeval women wear knickers?
691: How come we never see anyone in the CRT or Juxta who is "At her time of the month"? Never! We see pregnant, dying, bleeding, gory hacked to bits victims, slash horror, rape, mutilation, love, death, hate, justice, Pou and her broom and all other manner of frightening things... ...yet no one dares speak of having "The painters" in...
692: appendaged! Of course, should anyone ever happen on this female 'myth' then there would be some serious riots. Why? Because Dearah would have scoffed all the chocolate...
693: Appendaged Appendage! ...doesn't matter so much either way, because the chocolate would be technically, crass...
694: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Answer: the pie.
695: Anyone wearing the names from any rpg ever made come from a mythical place known as 'Uncreative Rpg Player land.'
(Has been guilty!)
696: Ever met a woman who had a voice like a pig being sat on repeatedly? Nope, me either.. I'm waiting for that novelty...
697: Wings don't make a person good. Just remember that...
698: ...neither do Haloes :: eyes :: Talon has one after all, but he -did- steal it. He's a notorious klepto when drunk
699: When bored a player will often play with him or herself. Yes, that does sound bad, but occasions do happen when people bring in other characters of their own to interact between said original character, just for the sake of levity in the face of boredom...
700: ... and so is born,
The Paradox Mistake. This mistake occurs when the player has more than one screen open at a time. It may strike as either:
a: accidentally messing up what one character should say with the other character, creating confusion and mayhem.
b: Same as above but with actions. Especially confusing is where the seperate characters are in seperate rooms... the sight of a girl trying to dash the brains out of a man whom she is nowhere near can often upset the onlookers.
c: Disconnection. Both characters vanish. This often leads to suspicions as to who may play said characters.
d: Despite the Paradox Mistake, there is the "Non Identity Clause" which many cling to, which they hope to affirm their seperateness from one idenity to another by having BOTH characters in the room at once.
d: appendaged:
It never works..