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Gene_Kynes
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Basically a modified ripoff of Nevine's post.
Ruh-Roh. Turns out when we were making humorous RP Clichès, we were actually rating RP'ers.
Ugh, listen. Nevine's right, this is a joke, at nobody's expense. No names were stated, and the only people who know the names are those involved. Hell, I'm guilty of the Killer Intelligent Sword, and I'm not quite sure if Shadovar and Humans are cross-fertile. But this is all in jest, self-parody, if you will. We don't think we're better than anybody else, at least not to my knowledge. Doesn't mean we have to contain our cynism, sarcasm, and bitterness within. If everyone didn't at least complain, or critize then we'd be overrun with Drizzt Do'Urden clones, Wizards would turn into some kinda fantasy dating service, auto-hits and cursing would scour the land, and logic would be worthless. Just worthless, since people could be convinced they could have lil'Vampie kids. God, I don't see why people get a kick out of being seduced by vampires. It's necrophilia, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, my point is that we're all equal, but we're also allowed to joke. I didn't go out and say "DRINDIN IS SUCH A LAMER NOOB OMG WTF BBQ", now did I? We're just recording things that bothered us, into light-hearted, humorous rules. If someone flips out and adds a 162., then they're not getting the point of humor. All I can say.
And number 162. is very difficult to understand. I request an erratta.
The evil, holier-than-thou, puppy-kicking meany who gets such a rush after being mean with his evil, evil hopes to at least make people chuckle,
-Dante
Ruh-Roh. Turns out when we were making humorous RP Clichès, we were actually rating RP'ers.
Ugh, listen. Nevine's right, this is a joke, at nobody's expense. No names were stated, and the only people who know the names are those involved. Hell, I'm guilty of the Killer Intelligent Sword, and I'm not quite sure if Shadovar and Humans are cross-fertile. But this is all in jest, self-parody, if you will. We don't think we're better than anybody else, at least not to my knowledge. Doesn't mean we have to contain our cynism, sarcasm, and bitterness within. If everyone didn't at least complain, or critize then we'd be overrun with Drizzt Do'Urden clones, Wizards would turn into some kinda fantasy dating service, auto-hits and cursing would scour the land, and logic would be worthless. Just worthless, since people could be convinced they could have lil'Vampie kids. God, I don't see why people get a kick out of being seduced by vampires. It's necrophilia, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, my point is that we're all equal, but we're also allowed to joke. I didn't go out and say "DRINDIN IS SUCH A LAMER NOOB OMG WTF BBQ", now did I? We're just recording things that bothered us, into light-hearted, humorous rules. If someone flips out and adds a 162., then they're not getting the point of humor. All I can say.
And number 162. is very difficult to understand. I request an erratta.
The evil, holier-than-thou, puppy-kicking meany who gets such a rush after being mean with his evil, evil hopes to at least make people chuckle,
-Dante