Bah! The SH was going wonderfully until you had to bring in that accursed Drizzt! He ruins things for dark elf lovers everywhere (including myself) who had blessedly never heard of Drizzt when dark elves became their favorite characters.
Anyway,
to Belasco: Beautifully done! I love your work. Never change! Don't let that half elf wench of Eilistraee get you doubting, she is most certainly out to betray you! They're all alike. If I were you I'd accidentally get her in a situation where she can enjoy the pleasures of getting flayed alive once more
. Of course if that cant happen a mysterious blade through the heart during the heat of battle just cant be avoided sometimes. The others are easily fooled by those who would make appear innocent. You know how those self-righteous dunderheads dont have the combined IQ of four rocks clumped together.
Thats why they need you, brother!
I also noticed your auction. A green skinned elf intrigues me. I happen to have enough gems in my hidden coffers to match the asking price. There'll be loads of fun disecting it to see why it looks like a plant. For a cut in the price, I'll even share the results.
Just remember there is an interested buyer out there!
-DarkElven
(Latest persona of Tarlyn Olonrae Aleanrahel, Monk of the Long Death).