Watched American Idol for the first time tonight

[bytor4232]

My daughter is six, and she wanted to watch the show with me. I said what the heck. It was more entertaining than I thought it would be.

However, I couldn't shake the feeling like they needed a large Malcontent Trap Door.

http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/subtitles/28/

Peter Griffin	Where's the Mayor's office?
Man	Last door on the left.
Mayor West	Come on. Come on.
Peter Griffin	Hello, is this the...
Mayor West	Sorry. I thought you were the District Attorney.
Peter Griffin	No. I'm Peter Griffin.
Mayor West	You're here about your pool. Step into my office.
Mayor West	I'm here to serve the fine citizens of Quahog.
Mayor West	It'd be my pleasure to give you a permit.
Peter Griffin	It's about time!
Mayor West	This is odd.
Peter Griffin	What?
Mayor West	I've never encountered anything like this before but your property doesn't seem to be on the map.
Mayor West	MAYOR: It's not part of Quahog.
Peter Griffin	PETER: What?
Peter Griffin	I've been living at 31 Spooner Street for 12 years.
Mayor West	Sorry. But according to this map, you're not even part of these United States.
Mayor West	Which would make you a Communist!
Peter Griffin	[Screaming]
	[Alarm buzzing]
Mayor West	Damn! Usually my malcontents are skinnier.
Mayor West	Would you come back in a week when my fat malcontent trap door will be completed?