"What does a kraken look like?"
"What?"
"What region are you from?"
"What? What? Wh-"
"What ain't no region I ever heard of! They speak Common in What?"
"What?"
"COMMON, BASE KNAVE! DOST THOU SPEAK IT?"
"Yes! Yes!"
"Then you know what I'm saying?"
"Yes!"
"Describe what a kraken looks like."
"...what?"
"SAY WHAT AGAIN! Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you!"
"It... it... it's Huge..."
"Go on..."
"It's got tentacles!"
"Does it look like a flumph?"
"What? AGH! AAAAAH!"
"DOES. IT. LOOK. LIKE. A. FLUMPH?"
"NO!"
"Then why'd you try and charm it like a flumph, Brett?"
"I didn't!"
"Yes you did. YES you DID, Brett. You tried to charm the kraken."
"No... no..."
"And the kraken can't be charmed by anyone, except a wizard of at least fifteenth level. You read the DMG, Brett?"