What it’s got in its nassty little pocketses? (101 pickpocketing results)

[Lidgar]

Inspired from G1:

93. pewter spoon
94. hard cheese, slightly moldy and stinky
95. bone comb
96. pocket knife
97. salt in a small wooden box
98. animal teeth
99. small haunch of meat

 

[Arkhandus]

......And the 101st pickpocketing item result is (Mark's result #82 offsets the count a bit).......

101. A miniature Sphere of Annihilation in an extradimensional pocket, that you just reached into. The Talisman of the Sphere is in his other pocket. Goodbye.

 

[MarkB]

#102 - Bonus option: A Bag of Devouring, sewn into the pocket opening (so technically, you don't so much find something as lose something).

 

[Ydars]

Or you could try this great random pocket content generator.

http://donjon.bin.sh/random/#purse

 

[Flatus Maximus]

#103: Several little baggies for picking up dog poop.

 

[Heathen72]

A yo yo, a ball of string, some jelly babies, a sonic screwdriver, 500 year diary...

 

[Scott DeWar]

#103: Several little baggies for picking up dog poop.

some of them are not empty!

A yo yo, a ball of string, some jelly babies, a sonic screwdriver, 500 year diary...

and a key to a tardis.

 

[tvknight415]

A rolled up magazine. Roll a d12

1. Playgoblin: Special Shaman issue
2. Dwarfteen
3. Payrolls and Paychecks Players' Handbook
4. Popular Gnomechanics
5. Better Castles and Labryrinths: Holiday Edition
6. Spelljamming for Dummies
7. Detailed security plans for the King's Castle
8. Devourer Reports: Kingdom's Best Cults and Covens
9. Everyday Elven (cookbook): How to feed an orcish tribe on 5 gold per day
10. Kingdom Enquirer (Crown Princess's secret Ogre Lover revealed!)
11. Weekly Canton News (headline: Science is real!)
12. Bootleg copy of the next Order of the Stick book - page one reads, "Guess which spell I memorized today?"

 

[BraveSirKevin]

Since it's still going...

106. Purple dye. The pick pocket's fingers are now stained with a deep violet hue and washing doesn't seem to get them clean. In addition, everything he touches for the next 20 minutes acquires a smattering of purple fingerprints. Let's see him bluff his way out of this one

 

[Krensky]

The One Ring, or some other highly (un)desirable MacGuffin.