STARP_Social_Officer
First Post
It occurred to me the other day how often the PCs in my group, no matter who's DMing, tend to end up nude. Witness:
- The wizard that lost all his gear with a Deck of Many Things and reported nude to the chief wizard's office after the fact.
- The time we were all drugged and dumped in a field without our equipment. Any of our equipment. Except, of course, for our "equipment".
- The time my buddy led my loudmouthed halfling into a strip club, told the girls I liked "the kinky stuff", knocked me out and left me there. I woke up nude and tied to a wall.
- The bard who had an exhibitionist, Elan-esque streak and shed his clothes without really needing to.
- The other bard who had a Gold Card for the local whorehouse and was once chased through it nude by an assassin (who was not nude, though it would have been funny if it was)
- The druid who got high on "happy herbs" and was found sitting naked on the wizard's couch.
- A-Psycho-style assassination attempt on a Shadowrun PC in the shower.
- Elves in general, who seem to have a clothing allergy in one or two of the campaigns I've played in.
Does this happen to anybody else, or do we need to seek some professional help?