D&D Movie/TV What will be the end credits scene for the D&D Movie? (Wrong / silly answers only.)

[BookTenTiger]

The characters meet in the tavern at the end of the adventure...

Pine: Should we do this again?

Smith: Next week? Maybe we could do this every week?"

Rodriguez: Oh, I can't do next week. But maybe in two weeks on a Thursday?

Page: Hm, Thursdays don't really work for me.

Lillis: I'm actually out all this next month.

Pine: Okay, we'll just adventure again when our schedules align.

Narrator: They never adventures again.

 

[CommodoreKong]

We see all the characters as regular humans around a table, having just finished playing a campaign.

One of them says "Well that was fun, want to start another campaign".

Another says "Yeah that would be great, but did you hear about how Wizards of the Coast tried to revoke the Open Games License?"

"Yeah," says the dungeon master. "How about we try Pathfinder next".

 

[Omand]

End Credits Scene - Fade to black momentarily and then a portal opens on screen. Out pops Damodar from the D&D 2000 movie.

 

[wicked cool]

The dm from the d&d cartoon

 

[doctorbadwolf]

Someone having died in the course of the film, the remaining party gather at the dead character’s grave, and someone sets a macguffin obtained earlier in the film on the dead character’s grave stone.

Suddenly a portal opens, seemingly to another world, and the party look at eachother, and jump through the portal together.

 

[Rabbitbait]

Zoom in to Elminster/Mordenkainen in a wizards tower mixing vials. He looks up at the camera. "Oh, it's you. Well I have a job for you". Cut to black.

 

[MechaTarrasque]

A music video of Lolth singing Pretty Little Psycho.

 

[Shiroiken]

Party returns to where they started, only to find an obnoxious old wizard sitting there waiting. "I'm Elminster, and I just wanted you to know I could have taken care of that for you. I just didn't want to."

 

[Cordwainer Fish]

Bob Hartley wakes up, turns to his wife, and says "You won't believe the dream I just had!"

 

[Audiomancer]

Posted this in another thread a while back, but I’m sticking to it:

A hooded stranger, dressed entirely in black, steps out of the shadows and approaches Chris Pine’s character.

He pulls back his hood. It’s Samuel L. Jackson, with an eye patch.

“Mr. Edgin… I’d like to talk to you about the Harper Initiative.”