who wants to be my crew

[chaos-princess]

right people, i am making a crew to go on the "war of worlds" ship and i need to get a a crew with good reasons why they want to join, you see i am now a pirate and i am going to be the best one out there. so give me your qulifications and i will get back to you. ( mind you , you ahve to be blood thirsty to be under my command)

 

[Dirigible]

The scales have fallen from my eyes.

Enlightenment beckons tantalisingly.

Vast new horizons, limitless vistas of I-Have-No-Idea-What-You-Are-On-About are opened to me...

I am reborn.

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

Ahoy Matey!

Here's why I should be your first mate, Capitan!

My best qualityes:

Infinitely smart.
Bloodthirsty.
Greedy.
Democratic.

My almost best quality:

Handy with a Sabre
Penchant for danger
Good cents o' humour

My worst quality:

I'll never swab the poopdeck!



Other reasons I should be considered:

1) If I were responsible for naming yer pirate ship, she would be called "The Dreaded Doily"

2) I'm 97% chum free!

3) I beeleeve the best pet for a pirate is a smaller pirate!

4) I don't hold to no silly codes that will allow my bilge rat nmyies to come back & kill me!

5) Maintaining discipline on board is fun because there are so many ways to inflict pain...ah, the choices!


BUT - I'll need to get home before dinner tyme, or me wife will skin me alives!



some content blatently stolen from: http://www.talklikeapirate.com

 

[Mirth]

 

[Teflon Billy]

 

[Hypersmurf]

Make sure you pick at least one person who has a cold.

Everyone knows those War of Worlds ship types have sucky immune systems - it's much easier to be a pirate when aliens are too busy sneezing to death to melt you with their heat rays.

"The chances of anything coming from Mars,
are a million-to-one," they said.
"The chances of anything coming from Mars,
are a million-to-one..."
... but still, they come...

(Ooooo-laaa!)

-Hyp.

 

[Altamont Ravenard]

*brain explodes*

 

[Hypersmurf]

*brain explodes*

Well, yes, that's the other way to deal with Martians.

Play some Slim Whitman.

-Hyp.

 

[jdavis]

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[alsih2o]

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