Whot be yer pirate name, feller?

[Silver Moon]

Aye Laddie,
Me be Cap'n Jon, the Scottish Tyrant.
Me ship be the Silver Moon, the finest warship on the seas,
May all quiver in fear!

 

[baradtgnome]

Ye all be a load o' fools ifen ya haf ta be askin.

I be Bloody Barad the Short. Nay, ne'er a cap'n afore me name, it ain't bein needed. I cans gets all I be needed without that them thar lilly livered crew be a votin me in charge. Send 'em all to Davey's locker Ima sayin.

Oh, Cap'n Jon, I be aquiverin', har, har, har, but not in fear!

 

[Thresher]

That big bastard of a fish that'll eat your scurvy arse if you fall overboard

 

[Angcuru]

I be Captain Ryoga the Many-Mutinied!

y'see, it's because I get lost easy...'cause I have a broke-as-hell compass....yeah..

 

[coyote6]

I be havin' the honor of bein' Mad Dog Bonney, Cap'n. At yur service, good sirs, madams, and black-tailed scalliwags.

I'd bet me gold tooth that there be many more of that last than either of the former, in this fine establishment. But I had to give that fine fang to a scurvy dog of a jailer, to buy my way free from that hellhole they call "work."

 

[Silver Moon]

I be Bloody Barad the Short...Oh, Cap'n Jon, I be aquiverin', har, har, har, but not in fear!

Aye, Bloody Barad the Short,
Ye think that ye can mock the Scottish Tyrant,
Know now that ye days be numbered!

 

[Wolf72]

Arr ... ooooooo!

I be The Dread Pirate, Beagle!

... an' me lit'l yellow friend be Wooden-Leg Stock!

 

[baradtgnome]

Aye, Bloody Barad the Short,
Ye think that ye can mock the Scottish Tyrant,
Know now that ye days be numbered!

Avast there Cap'n Jon, I not be afear'd! Cause you be knowin that Bloody Barad can't count. Har, har, har.

 

[ArielManx]

Arrrr! Captain Anne Kidd be me name! If me numbers are right three o' me kin are wandering the deck already!

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

 

[jaldaen]

Me mame came 'pon a goode christian name fer me:
Captain Joseph "The Fish" Miller, Esquire the III'd of Her Royal Majesty's Auxiliary Fleet... but ye may called me Catfish for short!