tanis
First Post
This is the story of my friend David who skiped a D&D meeting.
a. in a drunken stupor
b.hungover
c.and with a sever concussion to go along with a fractured skull
so he can not do didly squat. He then tries to walk up on a dragoon (humungous mutated good dudes who could rip you in half with thier pinkys) and stab him, but being all of the above he misses so horrobly that the dragoon thinks he is merely drunk and holding a knife. Then the dragoon asks if he is okay the dm tells him all he see and hears is apelican asking where the bar is, so... he tells him that it straight up 50 ft and straight back down to the special bar. So he flys up hit the ceiling causing a larger concussion and knocks him out again! 
a. in a drunken stupor
b.hungover
c.and with a sever concussion to go along with a fractured skull
so he can not do didly squat. He then tries to walk up on a dragoon (humungous mutated good dudes who could rip you in half with thier pinkys) and stab him, but being all of the above he misses so horrobly that the dragoon thinks he is merely drunk and holding a knife. Then the dragoon asks if he is okay the dm tells him all he see and hears is apelican asking where the bar is, so... he tells him that it straight up 50 ft and straight back down to the special bar. So he flys up hit the ceiling causing a larger concussion and knocks him out again!
