roguerouge
First Post
Shell shock.
"I've got kids. Have you seen what orphanages are like? And you'd think that Fluffy IX would pull his weight as a baby sitter, but NOOO! He doesn't have thumbs so he CAN'T do it."
Magic Mouth on front door. "Thank you for contacting Otto. All consultations require a 10K gp fee up front. Those without the aforementioned fee better make their fort saves."
Party bursts into Gandalf's tower uninvited, to plead for aid. Gandalf turns to them, "You interrupted my spell! We're doomed! Fly, you fools!"
"I've got kids. Have you seen what orphanages are like? And you'd think that Fluffy IX would pull his weight as a baby sitter, but NOOO! He doesn't have thumbs so he CAN'T do it."
Magic Mouth on front door. "Thank you for contacting Otto. All consultations require a 10K gp fee up front. Those without the aforementioned fee better make their fort saves."
Party bursts into Gandalf's tower uninvited, to plead for aid. Gandalf turns to them, "You interrupted my spell! We're doomed! Fly, you fools!"