Why the Ogre is the happiest monster in the MM

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

Don't forget his Large size.

I was told there wasn't a positive modifier for size

 

[TheAuldGrump]

I never thought of that. Ogres tend to be grumpy when adventurers get to them - could you immagine what kind of mood if they didn't have nymph eye candy to look at between violent bashings. Do you think the nymph likes the ogre back? Maybe for his muscles?

Hey! You'd be grumpy too if you were spending a little quality time with your gal, and a bunch of adventurer's went and opened the book on ya!

The Auld Grump, and spendin' time with the nymph is the closest those jocks ever get to a bath...

 

[Heroditis]

Carefull now, remember, Eric's grandmother might accidentally read this thread! *Sheez, I think that comment actually qulifies me as an old-timer around here*

 

[Tav_Behemoth]

OMG this is sad - geek porn!!

wow

No, what is sad is the sharp decline in monsterporn since the glory days of AD&D. Back in the day, there'd never had been any clothes on a nymph...

(rolls percentile dice to check for the chance of Diaglo being summoned)

 

[rrealm]

I was told there wasn't a positive modifier for size

But there are positive modifiers for being large when you’re grappling or intimidating a naked woman across the page from you....