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El Mahdi

Muad'Dib of the Anauroch
That's a pretty bold statement they make in that article. Although my sampling is obviously small, most chicks I know think that Anthony Kiedis is the hottest pepper...
 


Dannyalcatraz

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This pepper story has reminded me of a classic joke.

Since it contains adult language, I'll just say do a search for "Chili Cookoff joke" and you'll find it. HILARIOUS!
 


Dannyalcatraz

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In 4Ed parlance, it should be an Augmentable At Will...and should be accompanied by a slightly altered Johnny Cash song:

My food
is a burnin' thing
and its fire, it makes me sing
found with a wild desire
I developed an ass of fire

I got me a burnin' ass of fire
I ate more, more, more, and the flames got dire
and it burns burns burns,
that ass of fire,
that ass of fire.
 
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Meek

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I ate a ghost pepper once, out of foolish curiosity. If I was a cat, I'd probably be dead, but thankfully I'm a human. So instead I just writhed on the ground feeling like I'd been chewing a bagfull of hot nails.

The only curiosity I have left is whether I took 3d6 fire or 3d6 acid damage.
 

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