Witch is better?...

[Seeten]

I just have to say, I laughed so hard, here at work, I nearly cried.

 

[der_kluge]

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Spoiler

potato

 

[Patryn of Elvenshae]

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four.

One to hold the ladder, one to vote in the next presidential election, and a third to ride the ostrich.

 

[Torm]

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The Fish.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Spoiler

potato

Purpley blue

 

[pierworker]

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Spoiler

potato

This is obviously a trick question - everyone knows the surrealists imagine the light, so there's no bulb to change.

 

[Greylock]

Wizzard, wizzard, wizzaard!!!!

 

[Kae'Yoss]

"Do you 1) walk to school? -Or- 2) Carry a lunch?"

Later!
Gruns

P.S.- I would not pick.

You know that at night, it gets colder than outside.

And coke really tastes better than drinking out of the bottle.

Granny Weatherwax would kick the collective asses of any and all Elves and Rangers involved!

No, she wouldn't she was always kind to animals. She would not kick an ass, or horse, or anything else.

 

[Cthulhudrew]

To whom it may concern:
I apologize to Brian (aka "Driddle") and all you nice folks here for posting what has been explained to me was a very, very, very silly poll question. And for making it appear as though Brian has no common sense and lacks even a rudimentary grasp of grammar. I've been a bad person and deserve to be restrained and shot in the forehead repeatedly with a Nerf gun until I cry for my momma. Please forgive me.
Sincerely,
Craig

((The above statement was dictated by the offender and simultaneously typed and edited by the primary victim. This does not, however, protect Craig from pending federal prosecution involving identity fraud charges.))

There was apparently a *lot* of editing in the above statement. I have it on good fact that "Craig's" actual response was:

You guyse-

Driddle wantse me to apoligify myself, but I thot my pole was real well done, and I'm am a gud speller.

Craig

... oh, and The Elfe was the write answer. If you picked, you were rong.

 

[Gez]

I'd pick an Elven Which with Ranger as Favored Terrain.

Wouldn't that require Valar's "Book of Elf Pr0n"?