mkarol
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trancejeremy said:They might be able to alter the d20 STL to avoid products like this, like they did with miniatures, but that's going to be an amusing read.
Ah yes: All products applying for use of the new d20 (which will be renamed d20pg-13, not to be confused withed d20 on pg-13 of the PH which is of course is just the Human racial trait, which do not include “reproduces sexually”) license must present their application to The Wizards of the Coast Morality, Decency, and Maturity counsel. The WOTCMDM (not the WOTC DM, who would actually use products) will be designated the official censors for the gaming community and will prevent any indecent, immoral, or icky bad stuff from infecting our hobby.
In accordance with the EOTCMDM’s determinations, the spells like ‘raise dead’ will be renamed ‘awaken fallen friends’ and all weapons will now do subdual damage! Poisons are renamed to “happy juice” and you get double XP any time you talk your way past a challenge rather than revert to inhumane violence.