WotC's D&D bumperstickers

[pogre]

DM sez: Tailgaiting=TPK

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

DM sez: Tailgaiting=TPK

Awesome.

"Follow Me. I'm going to White Plume Mountain"

No, but "This car climbed White Plume Mountain!" works for me...

 

[DamionW]

I'll admit I didn't make it, but I always liked:

"Chaotic Evil means never having to say you're sorry."

 

[Wolf72]

While not D&D related... the best "geek" bumper stick I've seen was:

"Cthulhu Loathes You"

I saw a great one related to that ...

"Why vote the lesser of two evils, vote Cthulhu"

 

[cattoy]

"Your favorite PrC sucks."

 

[birdchili]

"My alignment is none of your business"

"Prestige Classed since 1999"

 

[Arnwyn]

* A simple black text on white background: "+1 Bumper"

This one is destined to be an instant classic.

 

[MirrorMask]

I LOVE D&D! But I just don't know if I would put ANY of those on my bumper. Most people either wouldn't get it, or the only one they would get "I played D&D before it was cool" just isn't true. Us D&D players are NOT considered "cool" for gaming, unless by other gamers, but we are considered cool for all of the rest of our qualities by our friends. Again, not BECAUSE we play, but for who we are.


Now if they had one that said "Sigil is where it's at", I really would consider buying it.

-MirrorMask

 

[birdchili]

I just don't know if I would put ANY of those on my bumper.

Yeah... agreed. I think what you really want is something that works without the gaming context, but gamers will get an "in" joke. Of course... thinking of something really good is tricky.

Sigil *is* where it's at though

 

[fiddlerjones]

"An elf, a dwarf, and an orc walk into a bar and take 1d3 nonlethal damage."