Would you eat Brad Pitt salami?

[Kramodlog]

Or Halle Berry chorizo? A start up called BiteLabs wants to take biopsies of celebrities, grow the sample in a lab and mix the grown meat with animal meat and sell the salami for consumption. This really push the concept of celebrities being products. Is it cannibalism? Is it ethical?

For now, all you can do it twitt to a few selected celebs to pressure them into giving samples.

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

That's a joke, right?

 

[Kramodlog]

You know they could make some money from this.

Except Franco. No one wants him.

 

[Grumpy RPG Reviews]

Well, if this just quasi-cannibalism and not a sexual metaphor, then the answer is "no."

 

[JediSoth]

When I read the thread title, my response was a flippant, "I don't think Angelina Jolie would appreciate that very much."

When I went into the thread, I thought. WHAT. THE. [CENSORED]!

 

[Kramodlog]

Well, if this just quasi-cannibalism and not a sexual metaphor, then the answer is "no."

And if it were a sexual metaphor?

 

[JediSoth]

So this is how it happens...this is how they prepare us for the advent of Soylent Green.

 

[Grumpy RPG Reviews]

And if it were a sexual metaphor?

Then, yes.

 

[Kramodlog]

Then, yes.

It's the only sensible choice.

 

[Zombie_Babies]

Sounds like Brad Pitt's brother came up with this idea. You know, his brother Stu.