Wow...exciting new product for Oct 2011

[caudor]

Heroes of the Corn!

Product Description
For heroes who bask in corn fields and like to kill evil little kids.

The demi-plane of Corn is a grim place through which unruly kids and spooky scarecrows leave the corn fields for... wherever. In most corn fields, evil things live there, suffused with the power of Corn Karma, a new and exiting power source. Some mortals in the natural world learn how to tap into this source. Evil Kids. Scarecrows. Farm Liches. By all accounts, a ruthless lot. However, not all beings that draw strength from the Corn Karma are vile, blackhearted fiends. A few even dare to call themselves heroes, using the power of darkness to fight darkness. Are they evil? No. Deeply disturbed and hounded by their own dark demons? You bet.

Player's Options Heroes of the Corn focusses on characters that fight evil in ways that make others cringe. In addition to exploring the nature of the Corn Karma source, this book presents races, classes, feats, powers, and other options aimed at players hungry to play in, under, and around corn fields. Prepare yourself for the Demi-Plane of Corn!

Just something to lighten up the recent Templar tension I'll admit, it is a bit...corny.

 

[Dice4Hire]

There may be the kernal of a good idea there, by Cob!!

 

[TwoSix]

I might pop on by and pick up a stalk of these books.

 

[DEFCON 1]

I'm quite partial to the High Fructose paragon path myself...

 

[Thatwackyned]

This news has put a buzz in my Ears.

Well if a playable race is Scare-crow, then we are ready for the Wizard of Oz campaign.

 

[RangerWickett]

I hear that because halflings go around barefoot, they're immune to corns. Minotaurs too, for two reasons.

(think about it; it's groan inducing)

 

[Keefe the Thief]

I'm not a fan. Not a must buy for me. The new Cornmaster paragon path left me cold, i admit.

 

[caudor]

lol!

 

[tuxgeo]

I'm not a fan. Not a must buy for me. The new Cornmaster paragon path left me cold, i admit.

But . . . why NOT?
Cornmasters do construct the best maizes, you know!

 

[Keefe the Thief]

But . . . why NOT?
Cornmasters do construct the best maizes, you know!

Well, to be honest... i am more of a banana man myself.