All the way from Nebraska, y'all!
What'll we get for ten dollars?
Every 'ting you want
Everything?
Every'ting
Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh!
Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaahh!
Ooohh!
Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):
Ahh! Me so corny!
Me popcorn long time!
Verse 1: [Brother Marquis]
Sittin' at home, my pantry on empty
So I got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, "Yo, this Marquis, baby! Are you down with it?"
I arrived at her house, knocked on the door
Not having no idea of what the night had in store
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for food, 'cause me so corny
Chorus
Verse 2: [Fresh Kid Ice]
Girls always ask me why I snack so much
I say "What's wrong, baby doll, with some Corn Nuts?"
'Cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad
I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad
I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your pantry busted
Won't your mama be so mad if she knew I got that cob?
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is food, 'cause me so corny
Chorus
Verse 3: [Brother Marquis]
You can say I'm desperate, even call me perverted
But I like my corny dogs with Sauerkraut and mustard
I'll play with your heart just like it's a game
I'll be blowing your mind while you're talkin' 'bout grains
I'm just like that man they call Georgie Puddin' Pie
I take the girls' corn and I make 'em cry
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for food, 'cause me so corny.
Chorus
Breakdown(4x):
Ahh! Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me!
Chorus
Verse 4: [Fresh Kid Ice]
It's true, you were a farmer until you met me
I was the first to take you out to Corn Ear City
You tell your parents that we're goin' out
Never to the movies, just straight to my house
You said it yourself, you like it like I do
Get the Redenbacher out, and melted butter, too
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is food, 'cause me so corny
Chorus
Breakdown (repeated till end of track):
Munchie Crunchy. Me Munchie Crunchy.
What'll we get for ten dollars?
Every 'ting you want
Everything?
Every'ting
Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh!
Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaahh!
Ooohh!
Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):
Ahh! Me so corny!
Me popcorn long time!
Verse 1: [Brother Marquis]
Sittin' at home, my pantry on empty
So I got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, "Yo, this Marquis, baby! Are you down with it?"
I arrived at her house, knocked on the door
Not having no idea of what the night had in store
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for food, 'cause me so corny
Chorus
Verse 2: [Fresh Kid Ice]
Girls always ask me why I snack so much
I say "What's wrong, baby doll, with some Corn Nuts?"
'Cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad
I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad
I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your pantry busted
Won't your mama be so mad if she knew I got that cob?
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is food, 'cause me so corny
Chorus
Verse 3: [Brother Marquis]
You can say I'm desperate, even call me perverted
But I like my corny dogs with Sauerkraut and mustard
I'll play with your heart just like it's a game
I'll be blowing your mind while you're talkin' 'bout grains
I'm just like that man they call Georgie Puddin' Pie
I take the girls' corn and I make 'em cry
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for food, 'cause me so corny.
Chorus
Breakdown(4x):
Ahh! Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me!
Chorus
Verse 4: [Fresh Kid Ice]
It's true, you were a farmer until you met me
I was the first to take you out to Corn Ear City
You tell your parents that we're goin' out
Never to the movies, just straight to my house
You said it yourself, you like it like I do
Get the Redenbacher out, and melted butter, too
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is food, 'cause me so corny
Chorus
Breakdown (repeated till end of track):
Munchie Crunchy. Me Munchie Crunchy.
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