Jeremy Ackerman-Yost
Explorer
Re: All Pecks?
Master Shorty, height is none of my problem with yer average peck. Why your average peck is no shorter than an adolescent dwarven girl who's been only slightly underfed. You, yourself, reportedly cut a dashing figure when placed next to an only slightly stunted kobold. And I have to admit a certain respect for anyone who'll apply a Brutal Seething Surge in such an appropriate manner to an elf, even if ya were confused at the time. But when all's said an' done, if a halfling be worth half a human, it'll take 10 o' ya to make a modest, and rather homely, dwarf.
Halma said:Hey!! You don't mean all peck's do you!? I take complete offense to that comment. I mean I do my job for Wulf, I put big nasty spells down range, and destroy lots of big nasty's for him. When Wulf says shoot'em I cast lightning bolt without asking what for. When Wulf says "lets get the F@#$ out of here!!", which isn't often, I cast Teleport and zoom we are off. Well I do have some problems with dispelling spells but that doesn't really matter now does it. I kick ass!!!
If you are going to raise a glass for Wulf, then that better include a tall one for me as well. Just because I am short you dwarves think you can ........blah blah blah blah blah.... and further more Shorty represents ...... blah blah blah blah blah........
Shorty Tumpytoes --- Of the Tumpytoes Clan
Master Shorty, height is none of my problem with yer average peck. Why your average peck is no shorter than an adolescent dwarven girl who's been only slightly underfed. You, yourself, reportedly cut a dashing figure when placed next to an only slightly stunted kobold. And I have to admit a certain respect for anyone who'll apply a Brutal Seething Surge in such an appropriate manner to an elf, even if ya were confused at the time. But when all's said an' done, if a halfling be worth half a human, it'll take 10 o' ya to make a modest, and rather homely, dwarf.