You know you're playing too much when. . .

[CronoDekar]

Just yesterday, a friend commented on her AC being broken. You can guess what I thought!

 

[The Edge]

Ever...

Tried to asign an alignment to everone you meet?
Wondered what level you are?
Watched the olympics and thought "They're all monks!"

 

[freebfrost]

This just happened to me when I saw a new Dyson vacuum cleaner whose tag read "DC15."

So I was wondering just what the Reflex save of a Dust Bunny was...

 

[devilbat]

Everytime I'm reading a football article that refers to the NE (New England) Patriots, I always think, Neutral Evil Patriots? What a cool idea.

 

[Aeson]

This just happened to me when I saw a new Dyson vacuum cleaner whose tag read "DC15."

So I was wondering just what the Reflex save of a Dust Bunny was...

That would be a 12. Guess I didn't make it.

 

[adwyn]

I've spent the last hour trying to name two streets in a small subdivision. Its hard, most ideas seem taken, and this thread's given me inspiration. I'm going with Griffon and hippogriff - it's a commercial subdivision and no one cares anyway.

 

[Black Pharaoh]

It's almost open enrollment time at work where we get to hear about AD&D insurance.

 

[Solarious]

I've spent the last hour trying to name two streets in a small subdivision. Its hard, most ideas seem taken, and this thread's given me inspiration. I'm going with Griffon and hippogriff - it's a commercial subdivision and no one cares anyway.

Distinctive names, and they also have that Harry Potter vibe which distracts from the DnD roots. Great job!

I wonder what would happen if someone went around giving roads and/or places names like Beholder Drive, Grick Road, or New Illithid Place. That would be delightfully freaky.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Originally Posted by adwyn
I've spent the last hour trying to name two streets in a small subdivision. Its hard, most ideas seem taken, and this thread's given me inspiration. I'm going with Griffon and hippogriff - it's a commercial subdivision and no one cares anyway.

I wonder what would happen if someone went around giving roads and/or places names like Beholder Drive, Grick Road, or New Illithid Place.

YESSS!

Bane Sidhe Court! Wand & Ring Way! Dryad Drive! Pegasus Park!

Road of Lordly Might!

 

[StupidSmurf]

It's almost open enrollment time at work where we get to hear about AD&D insurance.

YESSS! We have that too!

Other examples:
It's a hot day, and someone says "Turn on the AC". What? You want me to turn on the Armor Class? I don't swing that way!

There's a product here with the initials DND in the product name....

There've been times when I've been looking for something, only to have it be right in front of me, upon which I tell my wife "Whooops. Guess I rolled a '1' on THAT Spot check, huh?"