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Old 4th June 2009, 11:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Evony Ad

Now I'm not one to knee-jerk about sex being used to sell products, but...





I like to think they were intentionally going for Over-The-Top, but if it just happened naturally...

I mean, it's not even titillating. It's more "Hahaha! Oh wow!"
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Old 5th June 2009, 05:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That ad is just bad.

The other ad, at least, showed more cleavage

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Now I'm not one to knee-jerk about sex being used to sell products, but...
Assuming you're not talking about the not even close to arousing cleavage...

Yeah, the first time I saw it, and the placement of the "sword" (yeah, it's a real sword, but I felt the need to quote), it made me think the sword was a stand-in for something else.

But it's at least pointed towards her throat/chest, as if prepared to kill her, as opposed to the absolutely "not really a sword" symbolism if it were at say...mouth level. I just found it funny, and wonderd if that was on purpose, or unintentionally hilarious.
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You forgot to mention that princess's facial expression. Instead of being scared or worried, it comes off as a vacant pouty "I'm forced to do porn to pay off my student loans, so I'll halfass it since I feel ashamed of myself." Then again, it would have been totally wrong if she had a satisfied or a surpised "your 'sword' is huge!" look on her face.
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The cleavage in the first ad above looks like the artist's great grandmother was posing for him...
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Old 6th June 2009, 05:43 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Ewww... just ... ewwww.
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Jaerdaph, that was wrong... so very wrong.
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slightly less disturbing than the heavy cleavage flyff ads.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5417/whorishte3.png

this one shows what the in game characters actually look like.
http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/Ads/8277/10/160x600.jpg

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The cleavage in the first ad above looks like the artist's great grandmother was posing for him...
Now my sword is pointing down.



My wrist is tired! What?
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My wrist is tired! What?
If that was supposed to clear up any misunderstandings, you failed.
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That ad is just bad.

The other ad, at least, showed more cleavage

Wait a second, I just noticed. Your ad pic is for Civony, the OP's is for Evony. Are they the same game?
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I don't know, but I was in Meta just a while ago, and a different EVONY ad showed up, with a slightly different pose for the woman in the blue dress (presumably the queen)- its a tad bit more full frontal.

The sword, though, is still droopy.
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They are the same. Appearantly, Civony changed it's name to Evony when it entered beta. I'm willing to bet it was done forlegal reasons.
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There is so much T&A in advertisements these days that I didn't really notice.



or am I just getting too old....?
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You're probably only gettting that distorted ad that looks like it was created using clip art, or that one with the goth girl which is for some dating site.
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As stated Civony changed its name; the old name forwards to the new one automatically.

As for frankthedm, the first one is quasi-pr0n, the second, bobbleheads?
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That ad is just bad.

The other ad, at least, showed more cleavage

And this chick is hotter.

What?
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And this chick is hotter.

What?
Of course she's hotter. She's not badly created cartoon with an messed up facial expression.
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I was trying to grab the banner ad for something like "Kingdoms: Race War" or the like, but Firefox locked up on me.

Nothin' but cleavage.
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