These are not stories!

Maybe somebody just noticed that the Story Hour forum didn't have as many flamey threads as other forums here, and wanted to bring the average up.

As for Existence & Snoweel's nationality hypothesis -- I blame the beer. Plus, your pet koala bears and kangaroos are probably very soothing. Our grizzlies, mountain lions, and pit bulls aren't nearly as pacifying.

Yes, it's probably time. I was hoping that the thread's originator would be brave enough to reemerge. Alas.

Thread closed.