Talath
Explorer
Myself, Orion Cooper, in cooperation with the Make A Wish Foundation, have come up with a way to save a life that costs you nothing and puts some money in my pocket.
A representative from the Make A Wish Foundation will be monitoring this thread - every time you post to this thread, they will donate five cents towards a "Stop Orion From Reproducing" fund. By posting here and stopping me from reproducing, you save the life of my unborn child from experiencing life as an overweight nerd and dork, who will probably never get to first base.
The money I earn from your posts will be used to pay for contraceptives and, eventually, a vasectomy.
Thank you for your time, and I hope we can work together to make my world a better place by not having children.
A representative from the Make A Wish Foundation will be monitoring this thread - every time you post to this thread, they will donate five cents towards a "Stop Orion From Reproducing" fund. By posting here and stopping me from reproducing, you save the life of my unborn child from experiencing life as an overweight nerd and dork, who will probably never get to first base.
The money I earn from your posts will be used to pay for contraceptives and, eventually, a vasectomy.
Thank you for your time, and I hope we can work together to make my world a better place by not having children.