Change a letter, ruin a spell - Xanathar edition!

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Gavin O.

First Post

• Apr 23, 2018

• #11

Cause Pear: When you're in need of some tasty pears to eat with your bland rations

Wall of land: make a totally normal wall.

Shatter: Whoops, that spell already exists

Shill empowerment: "This DnD thread is brought to you by our wonderful sponsor..."

Wreath of nature: Create a Christmas decoration.

 

Last edited: Apr 23, 2018

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5ekyu

Hero

• Apr 23, 2018

• #12

Wall of Farce - bassically Tasha's fence.

 

Li Shenron

Legend

• Apr 23, 2018

• #13

Abi Dhalzim's Horrid Tilting: everyone in the affected area bends 90 degrees and can't see what's coming from behind them

Yeast Bond: make friends with bakey products and communicate telepathically with any ale within range

Boner of the Earth: hits target where it really hurts

Blame Arrows: finger-pointing causes instant shame

Rental Prison: paralyzes target and make him pay 10gp for the service

 

Imaculata

Hero

• Apr 23, 2018

• #14

Li Shenron said:

Abi Dhalzim's Horrid Tilting: everyone in the affected area bends 90 degrees and can't see what's coming from behind them

Click to expand...

I'm not sure why this one made me laugh so much.

 

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Afrodactyl

First Post

• Apr 23, 2018

• #15

Gravy domain cleric, clerics who specialise in liquids that compliment roasts

Bar step, a spell that teleports you to the nearest pub

Negative energy food, a spell that makes your dinner undead

Rice knife, a starchy weapon

Fine greater steed, for when your horse owes you money

Druid glove, hand covers for those attuned with nature



And lastly, the Horizon Wa*ker ranger (a certain word that rhymes with banker) which is fairly self explanatory

 

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Nevvur

Explorer

• Apr 23, 2018

• #16

Warting Wind: Anyone in the area of effect becomes covered in warts.
Swill Empowerment: Transmutes common ale into wine or hard liquor.
Gyrotechnics: Summons a pita filled with rotisserie-cooked meat and vegetables.
Maddening Dorkness: Forces everyone within the area of effect to debate the finer points of a niche culture.

 

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Riley37

First Post

• Apr 23, 2018

• #17

Shatner: Causes target to speak... very... slowly, and gives target disadvantage on saving throws versus seduction.

 

Imaculata

Hero

• Apr 23, 2018

• #18

Telepork: Instantly summon an adorable little pig to your location.

 

Yaarel

He Mage

• Apr 23, 2018

• #19

Create Bone Ire − achy arthritis imposes disadvantage to Dexterity checks

 

Yaarel

He Mage

• Apr 23, 2018

• #20

Psychic Scram − when asked an embarrassing question, target cannot come up with a good lie.