what songs do monsters sing.

The classic cartoon of tolkein
gave us where there a whip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

But what other songs do monsters sing.
Momma look sharp
ORC:
Momma, hey momma, come lookin' for me
I'm here in the room five by the red trapped chest.
Momma, hey momma, look sharp, here I be
Hey, hey, momma look sharp

Them adventurers, they rolled well. Oh ma, did we run
But then we turned the round had begun!
Then I was crit before my init, oh ma, am I done?
Hey, hey, momma look sharp

My eyes are wide open, my face to the floor
Is that you I'm hearin'?
Momma come find me before I do die
Hey, hey, momma look sharp

All:
I'll close your eyes, my Orc
Them eyes that cannot see
And I'll eat you, my Orc
with a slice of pie

ORC:
And never again will you whisper to me
Hey, hey, momma look sharp

Adventure
I just critted momma
Now shut up.
You hashing my mellow
As I count the loot.

"Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot..."

(sorry, somebody had to say it)

Tenor: Killing in the name of
Percussion: De-da-dum
Bass: Gruumsh!
Tenor: Now you do what Gruumsh taught ya
Bass: Now you die like a troll
Tenor: Now you do what Gruumsh taught ya
Bass: Now you die like a troll
Tenor: Now you do what Gruumsh taught ya
Bass: Now you die like a troll
Tenor: Now you do what Gruumsh taught ya
Bass: Now you die like a troll
Tenor: Now you do what Gruumsh taught ya
Bass: Now you die like a troll
Tenor: Now you do what Gruumsh taught ya
Bass: Now you die like a troll
Tenor: Now you do what Gruumsh taught ya
Bass: Now you die like a troll
Tenor: Now you do what Gruumsh taught ya
Bass: Now you die like a troll
Percussion: Dum dum dum dum dum dum
All: Gruumsh the Father!!!
(Charge)

I have always liked to think that Beholders like to hum the sinister opening riff from Metallica's "Eye of the beholder" as they engage adventurers.

Some found here may be appropriate.
http://www.enworld.org/forum/showth...Filking-thread-database&p=7462812#post7462812

Here’s one...

Dannyalcatraz said:

By
QUEEN OF THE DEMONWEB PITS (Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody)

Drowhemian Rhapsody
This is the dark life.
This is no fantasy.
Caught on a Drow raid
Can't escape my reality
Open my eyes
Look up to night skies and see
I'm just a poor Drow (Poor Drow)
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Captain...I killed a man
Put a blade against his vein
Gentle pressure, let it drain
Captain, night had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Captain, I
Know I cannot make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on- you know nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the sun
Mama, oooooooh (Anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

[Guitar Solo]

I put my poisoned steel stiletto in a man
Agony, Agony, as he did the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Drizzt Do'Urden) Drizzt Do'Urden (Drizzt Do'Urden) Drizzt Do'Urden, Drizzt Do'Urden wouldn't know
My killing blow-o-o-o-o
I'm just a poor Drow nobody loves me
He's just a poor Drow from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Lolth-lover! No, we will not let you go
Let him go
Lolth-lover! We will not let you go
Let him go
Lolth-lover! We will not let you go
Let me go (Will not let you go)
Let me go (Will not let you go) (Never, never, never, never)
Let me go, o, o, o, o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Eilistraee, Eilistraee) Eilistraee, let me go
The Spider-Queen has a demon put aside for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can bind me and leave me to die
Oh, humans, can't do this to me, humans
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

[Guitar Solo]
(Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah)

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows...

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And...

Dannyalcatraz said:

Hopefully, one day you'll be able to click on an image like this:

View attachment 64916

And hear someone singing this:

Oooh

Aberrations don't love
You know the rules and so do I
A full intestine's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Really gonna search you out
Really gonna hunt you down
Really gonna look around and attack you
Really gonna make you cry
Then I'm gonna chomp your eye
Really gonna tell the truth- I'll eat you

We've stalked each other for so long
Your heart's been pounding, but
You're too scared to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Really gonna search you out
Really gonna hunt you down
Really gonna look around and attack you
Really gonna make you cry
Then I'm gonna chomp your eye
Really gonna tell the truth- I'll eat you

Really gonna search you out
Really gonna hunt you down
Really gonna look around and attack you
Really gonna make you cry
Then I'm gonna chomp your eye
Really gonna tell the truth- I'll eat you

(Ooh, eat you up)
(Ooh, eat you up)
Really gonna eat, really gonna bite
(Eat you up)
Really gonna eat, really gonna bite
(Eat you up)

We've stalked each other for so long
Your heart's been pounding, but
You're too scared to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Really gonna search you out
Really gonna hunt you down
Really gonna look around and attack you
Really gonna make you cry
Then I'm gonna chomp your eye
Really gonna tell the truth- I'll eat you

Really gonna search you out
Really gonna hunt you down
Really gonna look around and attack you
Really gonna make you cry
Then I'm gonna chomp your eye
Really gonna tell the truth- I'll eat you

Really gonna search you out
Really gonna hunt you down
Really gonna look around and attack you
Really gonna make you cry
Then I'm gonna chomp your eye
Really gonna tell the truth- I'll eat you




I.O.W., Grick-rolling

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Another:

Dannyalcatraz said:

The Mentor's Advice song (The Evil Overlord's Flashback)

(To the tune of "Supercalifragilistic")

"Pillage rape and loot and burn,
But all in moderation!
If you do the things I say,
Then you'll soon rule the nation!
First kill all your enemies,
Then kill your relations!

Pillage rape and loot and burn,
But all in moderation!

Burn to the middle and Loot to the right
Burn to the middle and loot to the right..."

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A new one!

CHEW ON YOU

Chew on you! Chew, chew, you, you!
Chew on you! Chew, chew, you, you!
Chew on you! Chew, chew, you, you!
Chew on you! Chew, chew, you, you!

I woke up in a forest pathway
An apparition knew my name
He said, "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away."

I staggered back to the underground
And the breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwin' punches around
And howlin' from my lair

I’d chew on you!
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)
I really wanna chow.
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)
Tell ya, chew on you!
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)
'Cause I really wanna know
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)

I took the path back out of town
Back to the Darkling Fen
I felt a little like a dying clown
With a streak of distilled sin

I stretched back and I hiccuped
And looked back on my busy day
Eleven hours on the blood hunt
Ah, there's got to be another way

I’d chew on you!
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)
Oh, chew on you!
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)
Come on, can I chew on you?
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)
I would chew the heck on you!
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)

Chew on you!

Chew on you! Chew, chew, you, you!
Chew on you! Chew, chew, you, you!
Chew on you! Chew, chew, you, you!
Chew on you! Chew, chew, you, you!

I really wanna chow.
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)
I really wanna chow.
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)
Come on, can I chew on you?
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)
'Cause I really wanna chow.
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)

I know there's a place you walked
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken skull
I only feel right when prey bleeds

I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive my bliss
How can prey measure up to anything now
After such a hunt as this?

I’d chew on you!
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)
Come on let me chew on you!
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)
Oh, I really wanna chow.
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)
Let me, let me chew on you
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)

Come on come on
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)
I’ll chew the heck on you!
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)
Who are you?
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)
Oh tell me who are you
(Chew on you! Chew, chew, chew, chew!)

I really wanna chow
Oh, I really wanna chow
Come on let me chew on you, you, you, you