Ok...you asked for it!
(Well, you really didn't, but you're getting it anyway)
Hero 1: "Anything you can kill, I can kill more of!
I can slay anything better than you!"
Hero 2: "No you can't"
Hero 1:"Yes I can!
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can, yes, I can
Hero 2: Any bow you can pull, I can pull harder!
......In archery, I'm greater than you
Hero 1: No, you're not
Hero 2: Yes, I am
Hero 1: No, you're not
Hero 2: Yes, I am
Hero 1: No, you're not
Hero 2: Yes, I am, yes I am
Hero 2: I can slay a dragon with a single arrow
Hero 1: I can slay a dragon with only the bow
Hero 2: I can live on bread and cheese
Hero 1: And only on that?
Hero 2: Yes
Hero 1: So can a rat
Hero 2: Any keep you can breach I can breach faster
Hero 1: I can breach any keep faster than you
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: Anything you can bend I can bend farther
Hero 1: I can bend anything farther than you
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can, yes, I can
Hero 2: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
Hero 1: I can do it quicker and get even sicker
Hero 2: I can open any safe
Hero 1: Without being caught?
Hero 2: Sure
Hero 1: That's what I thought (you crook)
Hero 2: Any weight you can hold I can hold longer
Hero 1: I can hold any weight longer than you
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can, yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't - Oh! You can!
Hero 1: Armor that you can wear I can wear better
......Dressed in your armor I'd look better than you
Hero 2: In my coif
Hero 1: In your mail
Hero 2: In my greaves
Hero 1: In your helm
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can, yes, I can
Hero 2: I can jump a hurdle
Hero 1: I can wear a girdle
Hero 2: I look great in leather
Hero 1: I can fill it better
Hero 2: I can do most anything
Hero 1: Can you bake a pie?
Hero 2: No
Hero 1: Neither can I
Hero 2: Any sword you can swing I can swing faster
Hero 1: I can swing any sword faster than you
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Oh, yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't, can't, can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can, can, can, can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
(Well, you really didn't, but you're getting it anyway)
Hero 1: "Anything you can kill, I can kill more of!
I can slay anything better than you!"
Hero 2: "No you can't"
Hero 1:"Yes I can!
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can, yes, I can
Hero 2: Any bow you can pull, I can pull harder!
......In archery, I'm greater than you
Hero 1: No, you're not
Hero 2: Yes, I am
Hero 1: No, you're not
Hero 2: Yes, I am
Hero 1: No, you're not
Hero 2: Yes, I am, yes I am
Hero 2: I can slay a dragon with a single arrow
Hero 1: I can slay a dragon with only the bow
Hero 2: I can live on bread and cheese
Hero 1: And only on that?
Hero 2: Yes
Hero 1: So can a rat
Hero 2: Any keep you can breach I can breach faster
Hero 1: I can breach any keep faster than you
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: Anything you can bend I can bend farther
Hero 1: I can bend anything farther than you
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can, yes, I can
Hero 2: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
Hero 1: I can do it quicker and get even sicker
Hero 2: I can open any safe
Hero 1: Without being caught?
Hero 2: Sure
Hero 1: That's what I thought (you crook)
Hero 2: Any weight you can hold I can hold longer
Hero 1: I can hold any weight longer than you
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can, yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't - Oh! You can!
Hero 1: Armor that you can wear I can wear better
......Dressed in your armor I'd look better than you
Hero 2: In my coif
Hero 1: In your mail
Hero 2: In my greaves
Hero 1: In your helm
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can, yes, I can
Hero 2: I can jump a hurdle
Hero 1: I can wear a girdle
Hero 2: I look great in leather
Hero 1: I can fill it better
Hero 2: I can do most anything
Hero 1: Can you bake a pie?
Hero 2: No
Hero 1: Neither can I
Hero 2: Any sword you can swing I can swing faster
Hero 1: I can swing any sword faster than you
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Oh, yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
Hero 2: No, you can't, can't, can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can, can, can, can
Hero 2: No, you can't
Hero 1: Yes, I can
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