I turn towards the sister pointedly..I'm actually wondering what sort of bloke this "Stump" character is. I supose it might be too much to hope that you two have heard of him...
*sigh*... Of course the Orcs are savages. Otherwise they'd be in a NICE wagon, not this piece of crap with all of our happy faces. Particularly YOURS (looking at no one in particular). Anyone only becomes a problem for us if they want to. We can't be those who go looking for trouble... *ahem!!!!, glaring at Chess* In the meantime, ladies, what can you tell us about this Bloomten? Where can we find these 'opportunities' *complete with giant finger air quotes*? We gotta GET SOME OPPORTUNITY!!! (his tiny fury awesomely visible)
The Box speaks up, "Bloomten is to Scandria...
what Sigil is to the rest of the planes."
"Oh, dear sister! I've never heard you speak in metaphor before! Mayhaps our years of exchange have finally begun to bear fruit? Exactly what is the similarity you so wonderfully describe?"
The Box furrows her exceptional brow, dips her head somewhat and snorts. "I dunno. I thought it just sounded good."
Silver Lips touches her index and middle fingers to her forehead as her eyes squeeze shut in obvious derision, but
The Box then blurts, "Oh, I know! They both have BARS! YEAH!!!" And with that, she pulls a wineskin from her belt and takes a long pull.
"I apologize for my sister's lack of vocabulary,"
Silver Lips quietly sighs. "Bloomten is like any other outland village...overseen by none, taxed by many, and incapable of defending itself from the regular maurading bands of kobolds, goblins, and, as in this case, orcs that roam the wilderness, scavenging and pillaging whereever they go. The loggers and farmers fell to them a few weeks ago as Stump and his clods blitzed through the area. They'll likely stay put for a few months until the local resources dry up. In the meantime, word's gotten out that there's work to be had, everything from body work to hijacking, from snatch and grabs to prostitution. Stump may be ruthless, but he's a righteous purse and has a great reputation among clients as someone who can always get the mark, no matter the challenge."