CubicsRube
Hero
Adding fish, vegetables and water to this cauldron and lighting a fire under it will create an aroma that will attract 1d4 brown bears per hour. If frogs and newts are substituted for the fish it will attract aged crones instead, who will recite the opening scene of Macbeth.
Next Item: a stuffed shark
Once belonging to a mythical fey shark, the stuffing can be removed and the shark entered by a humanoid of medium size or smaller through the mouth. Once entered the shark skin melds to the user and the character becomes a shark until sunrise, fully able to breathe under water (but not in air!)
Next item: A pair of flared, multicolored pantaloons