D&D 5E Make Up a Goblin Fact

[rgoodbb]

P. Half-pickled goblins often catch Whooping Sneeze.

 

[Slit518]

Agent 99. Goblins spend a majority of their younger lives training for the circus, only to realize that day will never come, because they aren't accepted in towns/cities where circuses are an attraction. This fuels them with rage and hatred, which in turn causes an angry, irrational, adult goblin.

 

[rgoodbb]

3. Goblins are all born with an informal middle birth name that derives back to a scent. Most Non-Goblins misinterpreted this for the word stench, or other such negative terminology:

Gash - Manky - Gresp
Shawky - Stinker - DunDun
Spickle - Fishy - Grubstack
Fingers - Rotting - Crabshack

 

[cthulhu42]

Goblins ALWAYS say, "irregardless" earning them their place as one of the most hated races of all time.

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[MoonSong]

Fact.- Goblins aren't in fact a thing. Real actual goblins are most likely extinct. What most adventurers actually encounter are rodents and frogs that evolved to mimic the real goblins appearance, behavior and language as a way to avoid being eaten by goblins. They were so successful they took over goblin society despite blindly going by the motions.

 

[CubicsRube]

Goblin jerky is in fact very, very tasty

 

[rgoodbb]

However a Jerky Goblin should be avoided in your diet at all costs.

 

[The Old Crow]

All Goblins know that if they get stuck outside during the daytime, they can navigate by following the sun, because the sun is always in the North. Goblins also know that it is better to wait and travel by night, because long ago a powerful coven of evil witches cursed the Goblins so that they would always get lost during the day no matter how carefully they navigated.

 

[evilbob]

Goblins typically prefer smooth jazz.

 

[alienux]

Goblins invented the Internet.