D&D 5E Make Up a Goblin Fact

[Valetudo]

Most goblins voted for crooked hillary, but trump got the troll votes.

 

[darjr]

50. Many goblins are fine artists and delicate sculptors. Unfortunately the only medium they know how to use is goblin dung. Many are the prized treasures of adventurers that are, literally, crap.

 

[Slit518]

66. Goblin males like to dig holes with their bare claws. They dig so deep and so random that it happens to form what are known as "goblin nests."

127. Goblins like to shave eachother's backs with clam shells and shale. They collect all the tribe's back hair throughout the year. At the end of the year they burn it all in praise to their god and cook their food on it. Nobody knows why they even do this...

71. Goblins can fly rocks, but unfortunately for goblins they crash them shortly after.

222. Goblins invented the lighter.

316. A goblin's favorite wrestler is Stone Cold Steve Austin.

666. Each goblin undergoes a series to trials to see if they happen to be a nilbog. Less than 1% of the time an actual nilbog is found, the other percentages they either realize it's a normal goblin, or if a goblin is especially crafty they are able to trick all the other goblins into believe they are indeed a nilbog.

67. Goblin's love karaoke. They frequently take a once in a lifetime homage to Japan through the Spelljammer setting.

 

[Mistwell]

20. Goblin names include the first letter of the first name of each of their male ancestors, going back as many ancestors as the number of decades since their tribe was founded. So Grokal might be from a tribe 40 years old, with ancestors of Gok, Rog, Orgik, and Klorg.

 

[Slit518]

19. Goblin babies are often very cute when first born, but through neglect and the selfishness of the parents vs the baby's needs, it twists the image of the goblin as it grows, and deforms it to what you see before you. A green, lumpy, smelly goblin.

 

[Lidgar]

&ˆ. The first goblin was formed from a discarded chunk of the Elder Turkey's gobbler.

 

[Tinker-TDC]

70. Goblins are born blind but able to walk.

 

[Imaculata]

52. Goblins love to dance magic dance.

 

[Morrus]

Most goblins voted for crooked hillary, but trump got the troll votes.

No politics, please.

 

[Gardens & Goblins]

Pickled goblin lungs are said to cure Whooping Cough